Jack Monroe #213 Something for nothing is her USP

[Hefflen]

She had lots of dental probs didn't she, so wouldn't surprise me if an addiction to painkillers came out of that. She obviously has quite an addictive personality.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

she just speaks through her nose (as well as her arse) so much.

too short

 

[Shawads]

Grunking but couldn't reply to post on a closed thread.
Someone was asking about J's time on the make up page: most prolific over 2016/17, had posted last year too
Feminine characteristic aesthetic

 

[maytoseptember]

Tramadol is some serious shit. I knew someone addicted to it. She was a total munchie (to the extent that people thought she was life-limited… afaik she’s still alive and kicking!) and OMG she was seriously addicted to Tramadol. Obsessively counting down the minutes until her next dose, 24/7.

 

[flotsam]

My first thought was cremation ashes

OMG

Too short... OMG

 

[HotesTilaire]

thinking of making it an NFT tbh

Ask Vlad to sort it. He keeps advertising Ruby Tandoh’s book to me.

 

[Malkiavelli]

This blog post was written in 2013, clearly the author is a wizard as he predicted it all!

How a media hack is born.

You know those cretinous hacks who climb aboard every populist bandwagon going? Ever wondered where they came from? Well now, the myster...

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This was brilliant!! And bang-on the money..

 

[L3moning]

They say to ring 999 if your child’s vomit looks like this

Spoilered because its talking about boaking:

Spoiler

I have actually vomited the colour of that liquid before, when I had a very nasty stomach bug that luckily only lasted 36 hours. I was an adult though, so no 999 for me!

 

[Captainmouse]

Has anybody introduced her to beans (unrinsed) on toast?

 

[Captainmouse]

Which blows a massive hole in the entire origin story of The Poverty™ Not only are her family around, so's that of the babydaddy.

Also leaving her faceache open to the world also blows a huge hole in the whole trolling stalking narrative! Cake house brick/eating

 

[Hollaaa]

It's so mucked about with it looks more like custard with gold spray and dirt on it instead of turmeric milk. Hopefully whoever had words with her about the 'fake Jaffa cakes' will get back on to her about this.

 

[Captainmouse]

Talking of which, this popped up on Insta earlier from Diana Henry, also food writer, author, etc so I sought out one of Jack's for comparison...

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Morning all

Has she taken the bowl outside to photograph? If so, just confirms it was never produced to actually be eaten, straight in the bin

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

three raw eggs and a scarf found in a puddle

A bag of green slimey salad. Yellow stickered, of course.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

I know recipe won’t come but shall we try and figure out what it contains?

celery (Southend)
lentils
spinach blended in some way
potentially capers
lemon (obviously)
POBP (obviously)

Water cress definitely

 

[Orphan_Black]

Didn't she actually use the word prostitution at some point, though? I agree that nothing adds up, but surely even a master of weasel wording like Jack couldn't claim "I never actually said I was sleeping with people for money, did I? Serving shots in your undercrackers is a form of prostitution too!!"

Ugh, I feel dirty for even questioning someone's claimed experience, but based on literally everything else she's lied/misled people about, it's hard to take anything she says at face value.

The cabal remembers all things...

Jack Monroe (bootstrapcook)

90 hours a week! Yeah right. Probably even counts cooking meals in that as “recipe testing”.

tattle.life

 

[FunnyFuneral]

My first thought was cremation ashes

I bow to you Captainmouse , but in my experience cremation ashes look positively edible in comparison to Jack's sloppy old shite x bowing respectfully to the cabal xx

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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This would make a great Halloween decoration. Add a bowl of slow cooker slop and the guisers will be offering you treats to take it down.

 

[Lanie]

Definately the fame. She would be more helpful volunteering at a soup kitchen or foodbank than her current methods as she seems to widely miss the mark or results jn online spats.

 

[Flash123]

Other expensive things that she's regularly posted on SM and would be kept in shed...

Expensive 'gifted' pizza oven that she used once.
Hammock
Two 'egg' chairs from Aldi that were actually quite pricey.
Bbq.
Lawnmower, although she's apparently just bought a new one.
If she did have insurance they would've laughed the claim out of the office.
A girl I work with used to work for an insurance company and her main job was to trawl through people's socials to see if they'd broadcast that they'd been on holiday when the break in occurred. Makes the policy null and void.

Although I don’t think broadcasting when you go on holiday is the greatest idea I very much doubt that it would make a policy null and void. Where do you draw the line with that? Check in at a restaurant?

 

[HotesTilaire]

There’s a reason why half the world put cloves in their cup of tea....