Jack Monroe #213 Something for nothing is her USP

[Captainmouse]

I believe she tried saying that the egg would cook in the hot broth, except you can see by the distinct lack of white appearing at the edges, the broth is not hot...

It won’t get hot outside either

 

[EllaEm87]

Maybe she did and it was the year she attacked her brother and she left! Or was asked to leave by her parents


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What?!!

 

[Captainmouse]

I’ve just been and read the Kickstarter comments. Never done it before for some reason, as reading here is enough. What a shitshow. £68,000!! She’s nearly on a level with PTWM with her audacity.

You mean she is not the worst?

 

[HotesTilaire]

So she was buying and giving gifts to random people. But she can’t give things to the people who pay her patreon. That sounds totally legit.
even she had done it, it’s basically the patreons money she used.

No this was back in 2014ish apparently

 

[StringyMango]

I thought Jack threatened to unleash the sexy photos on the tabloids recently? Was it to get the money to get people fed? Have I just made that up? I definitely have a memory of a great wave of revulsion and horror rushing through me like the incoming tide at Southend but tbf that could have been any number of things she's done.

No you haven't made it up. It was ? around Roadside Mum time IRIC. x

 

[Powershower]

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Looks as thought it’s already been dissected tbh

 

[Lanie]

And the meds that she went through the communal skip looking for.

This i always thought odd, surely you would just phone the pharmacy and say i fucked up not hope in the bin to fetch them out.

 

[kachoochoo]

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such a tired meme. better chaos please jack

 

[Captainmouse]

Wow, lots of filler going on there.

OK, let me rephrase Lanie’s comment: Jack is a conventionally attractive person in their 30s with a predilection towards making themselves look terrible with bad clothes and haircuts.

You forgot facetune!

 

[Clarends]

I’ve just spent quite a bit of time, (wasting time to put off doing a pile of ironing )
trying to work out how to make coffee pods from hair and grapefruit peel.

Google Blackadder mud for Baldricks coffee hack

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Ooh hark at Grace bringing Celine into it.
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I thought you meant Grace Petrie for a second and got all panicked.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I must be really slow as this is the first time it has occurred to me that the taxi driver was Jack!

Would the mods know from the information given when Jack Le Taxi signed up to Tattle?

 

[EllaEm87]

I thought the butter was fancy freezer cheese (grunking)

 

[EllaEm87]

I seem to remember that the Dr wouldn’t replace the lost medication and then she found it on the stairs….

How convenient.

 

[FrumpyCat]

The Leigh on Sea MP has been stabbed at his surgery.

That is really shocking news.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Whenever I see this Jack look, I always think she looks like a Karen from HR out for the staff Christmas party, thinking she looks sophisticated, but, just looking frumpy.

we’ve all been there

 

[Captainmouse]

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The oil... How does bacon end up looking like a portion of chopped up vomit

Green bacon?
boyo beat me to it

 

[Lanie]

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Yeah just ignore the preservatives?!

 

[L3moning]

I thought jack's sex work was this bar job she apparently did in 6 inch heals and underwear - https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...dessicated-olive-and-grape.15760/post-3998578

Although I think the truth was she did one shift in spoons and put on some lippy, but that got sexed up into sex work.

My assumption was always that it was a one time thing of trading favours for rent or something.

 

[Limey]

Sorry I know this is serious, but the smell pixie has me sorry

Flipping auto carrot.