Jack Monroe #213 Something for nothing is her USP

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Exactly my feelings on it. The couple of quid used for the lager could have bought a cute teddy bear from charity shop. Something is better than nothing.

Also agree with @heretoreaditall2019, one years don't even remember their first Christmas! Tying in to @Veronica above comment too, surely Jack's parents would have wanted to celebrate with them?!



One last thing; when Jack walked out of the fire service, SB was 20 months old. Why was she so poor during their first Christmas?
I suspect alcohol was a problem back then.
 
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" Monroe is a ghastly creature, a sanctimonious hypocrite, a liar and a manipulative, calculating, nasty piece of work. She has enjoyed far too much privilege for far too long and it is long past the time karma caught up with her. There is a certain wisdom in a Twitter mob and if you live by the sword then you WILL die by the sword. The only pity is that the sword is a figure of speech. "

Wow, he really doesn't like her, does he?
It‘s good that he saw through Jack so early on. But he really does sound like an absolute prick.
You don’t have to look far in his blog posts to find some really nasty misogynistic and classist comments (not even about Jack, but in general). And I think it kind of works in Jack’s favour when she can make her followers think that we’re all like that too.
 
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Wow, lots of filler going on there.

OK, let me rephrase Lanie’s comment: Jack is a conventionally attractive person in their 30s with a predilection towards making themselves look terrible with bad clothes and haircuts.
Attractive is a word I can't get on board with when it comes to Jack, she makes me full body cringe. 🥴
 
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It‘s good that he saw through Jack so early on. But he really does sound like an absolute prick.
You don’t have to look far in his blog posts to find some really nasty misogynistic and classist comments (not even about Jack, but in general). And I think it kind of works in Jack’s favour when she can make her followers think that we’re all like that too.
I tried scrolling to find more Jack posts, but he is a really bitter bastard about any form of socialism, that I didn't want to see any more bollocks from him.


I suspect alcohol was a problem back then.

Very true. Jack's alcohol addiction does seem completely true and explains a lot of her strange behaviour and her wacky timeline.
 
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That is the point where her whole poverty story becomes so disjointed.
Now she bangs on about the close relationship with her family and SB's dad. Yet from her descriptions they would all appear to be utter uncaring bastards.
Why did she never pop round to her parents for meals? They all lived near didn't they? Why didn't her parents ever call on her and see the state their grandchild was living in?
Why did she sell her toddler's shoes for food instead of asking for help? She said 'when I reached rock bottom I called my Mum' - but why selfishly wait that long when she had a small child, and help ready and available?

All possible I'm sure, but if that was me it would be a part of my life I would want consigned to history. I would occasionally look back and think 'what the duck was I thinking. How did I handle it all so badly'.
I certainly would not make a career out of it and look upon it with a certain pride.
This my mum would be around with her last piece of food in the for my kids if she thought i couldnt feed them.
 
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Wow, lots of filler going on there.

OK, let me rephrase Lanie’s comment: Jack is a conventionally attractive person in their 30s with a predilection towards making themselves look terrible with bad clothes and haircuts.
My own attempt:

Jack is a conventionally not very attractive person in their 30s who has blown a tit load on 'work' to seem somewhat more conventional, despite maintaining a predilection towards making themselves look terrible with bad clothes and haircuts in order to best suit the character being played on any given day.

(IMHO)
 
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That is the point where her whole poverty story becomes so disjointed.
Now she bangs on about the close relationship with her family and SB's dad. Yet from her descriptions they would all appear to be utter uncaring bastards.
Why did she never pop round to her parents for meals? They all lived near didn't they? Why didn't her parents ever call on her and see the state their grandchild was living in?
Why did she sell her toddler's shoes for food instead of asking for help? She said 'when I reached rock bottom I called my Mum' - but why selfishly wait that long when she had a small child, and help ready and available?

All possible I'm sure, but if that was me it would be a part of my life I would want consigned to history. I would occasionally look back and think 'what the duck was I thinking. How did I handle it all so badly'.
I certainly would not make a career out of it and look upon it with a certain pride.
I've long wondered why Jack's family don't ever seem to take umbrage at how she portrays them (SB's dad I can imagine would want to keep the peace for his sake) and my only conclusion is that they're comfortable in the knowledge that everyone who knows her "in real life" is well aware of her creative timelines and descriptions and just rolls their eyes every time another Jack article comes out.

"Jack's at it again - she's saying she had to sell her lightbulbs now."

I do think it will be awful for SB growing up and reading 37 different accounts of his own childhood though, none of which will likely match any of his own memories.
 
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My own attempt:

Jack is a conventionally not very attractive person in their 30s who has blown a tit load on 'work' to seem somewhat more conventional, despite maintaining a predilection towards making themselves look terrible with bad clothes and haircuts in order to best suit the character being played on any given day.

(IMHO)
She certainly likes to use clothing to portray a character. I mean look at these two examples:

1. Holiday Jack, looking relaxed and happy, not trying too hard to project a masculine aesthetic for once. Looks great.

2. LGBT Awards Jack, trying very hard indeed to project a flamboyant, masculine aesthetic. Looks like a tit.

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She certainly likes to use clothing to portray a character. I mean look at these two examples:

1. Holiday Jack, looking relaxed and happy, not trying too hard to project a masculine aesthetic for once. Looks great.

2. LGBT Awards Jack, trying very hard indeed to project a flamboyant, masculine aesthetic. Looks like a tit.

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The second one is giving off major adult maintaining Minecraft servers for teens vibes
 
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Very true. Jack's alcohol addiction does seem completely true and explains a lot of her strange behaviour and her wacky timeline.
But but she said she didn’t drink when she couldn’t feed her son in THIS article, she wants to be absolutely clear about that.
Working behind the cocktail bar was a different kind of escapism, a creative outlet with a newfound respect for alcohol. I didn’t drink as I was also working day shifts in a coffee shop and, later, the fire service, and needed my wits about me to pull off my 60-hour working weeks.
I left the nightclub when I was pregnant (needless to say, I was sober throughout), and the fire service two years later. I was on the dole, which led to a period of extreme poverty. Needless to say, I did not drink when I could not afford to feed myself and my son. I used the odd can of Sainsbury’s Basics lager in a stew or casserole, but I didn’t drink it. I want to be absolutely clear about that.


I don’t believe a word of what she writes, she didn’t drink when she was working in a club, she didn’t drink when she was a call handler at the FS, she didn’t drink when she couldn’t afford to feed herself and her son (note how she puts herself before her son - like most mums would say my son and me/I - also that’s the correct grammar writer/journalist 🤔)
 
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Great piece again. The thing is, being reminded of this particular instance of gobsmacking hypocrisy, it really brings home how even more hypocritical she is (again) about the very issue of criticism and ultimately tattle, that she so desperately wants to make a bigger thing of. "Cameron uses rhetoric to shut down debate on disability when he's rich enough for it not to be a actual issue for him" was the gist of the point she made in place of an apology. And it's a terrible point too, but looking beyond that the thing is, now going after someone's sick child is repugnant and in the absence of that apology (which like the true narc she is clearly incapable of giving) she instead questioned the class, back story, right to comment on a particular issue and motives of someone who she perhaps isn't a fan of. Sound familiar? Seems as though she'd love it here, if she could just mange to tone down the abuse and keep it respectful, that is.

Where she fell down on this was in opening her mouth after Ivan's tragic death. Beforehand, when any criticism was raised regarding the way that disabled people were being treated in respect of benefits, David Cameron would always deflect with 'My son...'. When he lost his boy, that was immediately where any decent person would shut the everlasting duck up.

Only an utter bleep would attack him for speaking about his boy following their bereavement.

She waited until he was literally defenceless to attack. She didn't dare criticise beforehand, but waited until the child had died before making false accusations - and he didn't do anything like that afterwards, he publicly mentioned his child in a similar way that Gordon Brown would mention his.
 
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From my searching for Jack heads for photoshopping, this one is probably the truest reflection on what she looks like irl, just a standard every day women.

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I don't vote Conservative but I will never forget those photos of the Camerons leaving hospital after Ivan died.
 
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Is she really gonna start posting those cringy quote pictures quoting herself 😳
A school mum of my acquaintance does this on her Instagram. It’s absolutely horrifying. She’ll quote some basic phrase and then put her name underneath, like she came up with it herself and she hopes to go viral. Criiinge.

Imagine this:

~*~*~ Smile! Life is short ~*~*~
- Gemma

It actually doesn’t surprise me that Jack is trying this.
 
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