Jack Monroe #213 Something for nothing is her USP

[Clovis]

Shapeshifter

Zelig

 

[Lanie]

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The oil... How does bacon end up looking like a portion of chopped up vomit

She couldnt just make him a bacon and sausage bap or sandwich, no?

Ps porridge is a healthy breakfast why make it really unhealthy with fried trans fats.

 

[Fruitjack]

She posted a question on her Instagram, put her Instagram @ on it, which we know, because we’re following it, and limited replies. Make it make sense.

 

[StringyMango]

And why are bits of the ‘bacon‘ green-looking?
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Burnt vegetable matter??

 

[Veronicaaa]

Gosh, if only someone had written a book about this very thing #depressipes

 

[Lanie]

And why are bits of the ‘bacon‘ green-looking?
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I think thats banana?!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I think thats banana?!

Banana peel, more like #nowaste

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I almost posted the bacon porridge pic the other day as a This Time Last Year post. Originally posted on 15th October 2020.

The green stuff is caramelised pear.

 

[Lanie]

Also shouldnt she be aware of her childs internet?;

My sons school teacher is a real avocate for child online safety and she said we should be aware of what sites are children use, but also remember to respect their privacy.

Dont think someone whos got 0100 (allegedly )of bullies should be so blaise about it.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Gosh, if only someone had written a book about this very thing #depressipes


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OMG JFCA. She wrote the bleeping book

Sorry for repeating you, Veronicaaa

 

[maytoseptember]

Her accent in that interview where she discusses her tats is markedly posh, isn’t it? Ive never heard her quite so ‘received pronunciation’ as that before. Very middle class indeed. Clearly she changes her speech pattern to fit whatever she’s doing. Typical.

Which is funny because she talks about the many ways in which her vibe is unpalatable to mainstream media/TV. Single mum, lesbian, tattoos, coarse Essex accent...

 

[Lanie]

Which is funny because she talks about the many ways in which her vibe is unpalatable to mainstream media/TV. Single mum, lesbian, tattoos, coarse Essex accent...

She unpalatable to tv because shes boring. Tatts, mad hair and various sexual orientations arent that crazy now.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Burnt vegetable matter??

Wasn't it banana or pear? She had a whole series of bacon and porridge concoctions, which I had managed to blank until just now

 

[Veronicaaa]

Grace Dent's commented on the disgusting looking porridge and bacon -

 

[FlashBoof]

I am not sure if my grunking has missed this but surely a re-hash of filth from last year and a “hit me up with your ideas” attention seeking post is just a reaction to the Lord JC having a family wedding and a great weekend...which Jack knows about because there are love heart emojis from her on the post....incidentally, if it is a family wedding then Jack would/should/could have been there?

Insert the three dotted pic here!

 

[Droosie123]

Bacon on porridge, lovely!

Can just hear the school bullies loving that,

 

[blurstoftimes]

Grace Dent's commented on the disgusting looking porridge and bacon -

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omg this slightly makes up for the fact that Rachel Roddy liked the post. Why rachel whyyyyyy?

 

[Captainmouse]

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The oil... How does bacon end up looking like a portion of chopped up vomit

Green bacon?
boyo beat me to it

 

[Veronicaaa]

Rachel Roddy liked the post. Why rachel whyyyyyy?

Got to be a pity-like.

 

[blurstoftimes]

And why are bits of the ‘bacon‘ green-looking?
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the green bits are pear…didn’t you know that bacon and pear go together as famously as mussels and pear?