Jack Monroe #213 Something for nothing is her USP

[Hollaaa]

I would watch the hell out of a feature length version of what @Wooh has just done brilliantly with the peach chicken chickpea curry origin story, but with the entire Monroe multiverse.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I would watch the hell out of a feature length version of what @Wooh has just done brilliantly with the peach chicken chickpea curry origin story, but with the entire Monroe multiverse.

Can you imagine how long it would take to a) do b) watch?

Definitely PhD material (and it would get you a proper floppy hat not a pretend one).

 

[Lanie]

Definately the fame. She would be more helpful volunteering at a soup kitchen or foodbank than her current methods as she seems to widely miss the mark or results jn online spats.

 

[Captainmouse]

See, it’s this It just doesn’t make sense. If what you wanted to do was help people who are struggling, why not take the money for your ‘life story’ (and I can’t even imagine how many versions they’d be able to make with all the different timelines), make sure you and your son are secure, and then go on to help people. Make it make sense!

The last thing she wants is to help other people, she is only interested in number one, she wants the kudos and the moolah. she pretends to help other people. I.e buy two copies of my book so one can be donated, costs her zilch, doubles her income and earns her brownie points for appearing to help. Charlatan!

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Jack Monroe: Wolf of Wall Street producer offered a fortune to film my life story - I said no

She is now celebrating the the launch of a book filled with recipes she put on a blog when she and three-year-old son Johnny were eating for just £10 a week

www.mirror.co.uk

All the bleeping bullshit in this!!! Oh my days, another retelling of the poverty story for bonus points, completely different to other retellings. She apparently didn't want to be famous, that's why you held out for the famous gig rather than get a proper job to feed your kid?!

Her accent in that interview where she discusses her tats is markedly posh, isn’t it? Ive never heard her quite so ‘received pronunciation’ as that before. Very middle class indeed. Clearly she changes her speech pattern to fit whatever she’s doing. Typical.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Can you imagine how long it would take to a) do b) watch?

Definitely PhD material (and it would get you a proper floppy hat not a pretend one).

 

[Captainmouse]

Her accent in that interview where she discusses her tats is markedly posh, isn’t it? Ive never heard her quite so ‘received pronunciation’ as that before. Very middle class indeed. Clearly she changes her speech patter to fit whatever she’s doing. Typical.

Shapeshifter

 

[Lanie]

The last thing she wants is to help other people, she is only interested in number one, she wants the kudos and the moolah. she pretends to help other people. I.e buy two copies of my book so one can be donated, costs her zilch, doubles her income and earns her brownie points for appearing to help. Charlatan!

This! Shes always moaning about how little she gets paid, its almost like she was never told that do gooders arent in it for the money or fame of doing it but because they genuinely want to help. It actually sickens me that she tries to make big bucks by helping the poorest of people.

 

[Boyo]

Shapeshifter

Jack Monroe - Poverty Chameleon

 

[Tabitha D]

I thought Jack threatened to unleash the sexy photos on the tabloids recently? Was it to get the money to get people fed? Have I just made that up? I definitely have a memory of a great wave of revulsion and horror rushing through me like the incoming tide at Southend but tbf that could have been any number of things she's done.

She definitely does seem to have an obsession with getting her “sexy pics” out there. There was that strange poster early on in this thread who said they had topless pics of her (they were given shirt shrift, which I don’t think they were expecting - some of us thought it was Jack herself). Then the terrible grey sports bra pics which she suggested the tabloids might want to nick (AS IF). Then there was the odd phase where she was constantly referring to sending “nudes”, and a story where SB interrupted her when she was “editing a nude” (though I suspect that was for Louisa’s benefit - “look at me, I’m much in demand for my nudes, jealous yet?”). It’s rather odd for such an unsexy person. Although she seems convinced otherwise.

 

[Lanie]

She definitely does seem to have an obsession with getting her “sexy pics” out there. There was that strange poster early on in this thread who said they had topless pics of her (they were given shirt shrift, which I don’t think they were expecting - some of us thought it was Jack herself). Then the terrible grey sports bra pics which she suggested the tabloids might want to nick (AS IF). Then there was the odd phase where she was constantly referring to sending “nudes”, and a story where SB interrupted her when she was “editing a nude” (though I suspect that was for Louisa’s benefit - “look at me, I’m much in demand for my nudes, jealous yet?”). It’s rather odd for such an unsexy person. Although she seems convinced otherwise.

She does refer to herself as having wonderful lady parts or whatever.

In reailty she is a conventional attractive mid 30s person, theres nothing outstanding about her( including those infamous tats) shes just ordinary.


I have decided what her new slogan should be, "let me help you, help me?!

 

[LavaFlake]

The oil... How does bacon end up looking like a portion of chopped up vomit

 

[Veronicaaa]

She definitely does seem to have an obsession with getting her “sexy pics” out there. There was that strange poster early on in this thread who said they had topless pics of her (they were given shirt shrift, which I don’t think they were expecting - some of us thought it was Jack herself). Then the terrible grey sports bra pics which she suggested the tabloids might want to nick (AS IF). Then there was the odd phase where she was constantly referring to sending “nudes”, and a story where SB interrupted her when she was “editing a nude” (though I suspect that was for Louisa’s benefit - “look at me, I’m much in demand for my nudes, jealous yet?”). It’s rather odd for such an unsexy person. Although she seems convinced otherwise.

Didn't she once claim to have 'accidentally' posted one of her 'nudes' on twitter but then deleted it before anyone could catch a screengrab? It's definitely as though she was trying to entrap us into posting 'revenge porn' or whatever on here.

 

[redherring27]

Long time lurker, first time poster here…

Sorry to butt in but I really had to share. This popped up on my Twitter feed and for a moment I SWEAR I thought it was a bow of Jack slop.

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

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The oil... How does bacon end up looking like a portion of chopped up vomit

Genuinely thought the bacon was sun dried tomatoes

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Didn't she once claim to have 'accidentally' posted one of her 'nudes' on twitter but then deleted it before anyone could catch a screengrab? It's definitely as though she was trying to entrap us into posting 'revenge porn' or whatever on here.

I had a notification for that 'nude'. It was posted to Instagram and it was this photo, which is sitting on her Twitter right now, has been posted on there twice, and is/was also on Facebook

ETA: We'd already seen it when she accidentally posted it to Instagram.

 

[Cookiecookie]

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The oil... How does bacon end up looking like a portion of chopped up vomit

Not the horridge phase again

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

This is same person who was classed as 'gifted' by duck knows who, yet only managed 4 and a half GCSE's.

She bizarrely sees her lack of academic attainment as some sort of paradise lost, rather than the reality that is national public exams provide an objective/quant view of your capabilities versus a mithering governer ninny whose perceptions will be tainted by their world view…? I wonder how many first gen or BAME or FSM children will be anecdotally classed as gifted, suspect it’s just the well spoken middle class ones isn’t it

I have (black) friends who had to take a year out to re-apply to uni with actual grades as teachers refused to predict them As for their UCAS applications, and yet they’re out here granting thickos gifted and talented status loool

 

[Boyo]

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The oil... How does bacon end up looking like a portion of chopped up vomit

And why are bits of the ‘bacon‘ green-looking?

 

[Veronicaaa]

I had a notification for that 'nude'. It was posted to Instagram and it was this photo, which is sitting on her Twitter right now, has been posted on there twice, and is/was also on Facebook
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Imagine asking your significant other to 'send nudes' and you get this in return.