Jack Monroe #212 Oh shhh, grenaaaaaade

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kachoochoo

come on jack, it's bedtime on a Sunday. all of us ninnies can't keep up with all this shite.

anyhoo, the badly photoshopped eye just reminded me of the spider baby from toy story that I referenced a few threads ago, I probably shouldn't try to find the pic again, what with it being Sunday bedtime...

oh well, I did

 
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Alansbigplate

That looks a bit like a fanny did you know!
 
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DinosaurSenior

I was reading this week's "Closer" magazine, and in a feature on Katie Price, they quoted directly from the tattle thread on her, (I had read the thread and remembered the very distinctive words)...but they didn't credit Tattle, and instead made it look as if it had been posted on her twitter....

It's like eavesdropping on conversations... not everyone is going to like you, so don't seek stuff out.

The Closer articles just whip up the "bullying" frenzy.

Sideboard Bob said:
Over on Instagram she’s taken your advice @DinosaurSenior and is apparently going to bed,

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Praise beans!!!!
 
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Ispyabudgetbeanblogger

I've just had my very own grand sigh because I realised we need another timeline for the wiki. My head hurts already. She was simultaneously sober/living her best life and shattered taking painkillers when? For 7 months? 7 years? 18 weeks? Never? Always? Arghhhhhh

HotesTilaire said:
How is a raviolo folded?
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Jack, stop getting ravioli wrong!
 
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HotesTilaire

I’m still confused if it’s a hundred days since March or a hundred days before today or what.
If head shave was mid breakdown what does own fringe cut during treatment mean?
 
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kachoochoo

Alansbigplate said:
That looks a bit like a fanny did you know!
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I think we all know about fanny cakes tbh by now

I can't even remember quite why I made that, that thing!

off to bleach brain with another couple of watches of the love story opener and j+j's paso tbh
 
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DinosaurSenior

It's great that Jack feels good now ..but I will never forget the
kitten, pretend chemo headscarf, asking for an oncologist.
 
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Sideboard Bob

This is why I think it’s all so contrived. I know recovery isn’t a straight line, etc etc, but she basically made a mini version of the posts we’ve seen this evening back in April, complete with ”before and after“ pics.



screenshot originally from @Marmalade Atkins
 
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DisgruntledGoat

Fuck me, I’ve been at a gong bath (#spiritual) and what a ride to catch up.

She is, quite simply, an übercunt. So the fact that people became pissed at your awful behaviour to get yourself an undeserved TV slot is the cause of your alcoholism, despite being an alcoholic previously? I mean, ok, but that doesn’t sound like taking accountability to me.

Where was this therapist to whom you owe your life when you couldn’t get a GP appointment for 8 days and decided to use this to suicide bait? Are you cared for or are you on the brink? How has this changed in 3 days??

At least she proved me wrong in that we don’t have to wait 8 weeks for the performance of “I was on the brink of death and now I’m on Christmas strictly”. I hope she is on it because people will fucking ate her. Even my eternally forgiving mother who unironically enjoys call the midwife would be piling on the hashtag calling her a lying twat.
 
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EddieBeds

So did Jack grunk here before posting the Twitter thread where she referred to herself dressed as a cat burglar aka stole Silver’s joke?


ETA the tweet is time stamped:
 
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Cookiecookie

That would be pretty much the entire time, you're right. Her first book came out 2014.

In that time, I've seen much better food writers vanish, I presume back to their previous lives. The political landscape has change irreversibly. The global situation has changed in ways we couldn't have imagined. And yet, here's Jack. Constantly sticking her hand up like teachers pet, going 'pick me, pick me' for every single damn thing, repeating the same old story. No one makes her. She could have quietly slipped back to normality, but she *wants* this. And it's clear that therapy has made very little impact on her simply by her continued, flippant triggery ways, her actions, and her love of stereotyped photoshoots.

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I noticed that, freaked out, and scrolled very quickly past it
 
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Pocahontas

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Friendly neighbourhood mod post: best not to post anything about SBs dad here.
 
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