Jack Monroe #210 Granola provider? Not so much

[HotesTilaire]

Marcus really was out there doing something actually useful, you couldn’t make it up.
Er, the Tories would invite Jack, they couldn’t give a toss about solving problems for poor people, they’ve created jobs for them what more can they want? Jack is ideal as she has no impact, and has tattoos and short hair and might be a (whispers) lesbian thereby proving they are engaging with all kinds, and caring, but without any actual action

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

@JuliaGulia

Here's Jack's handwriting

 

[Walkdengirl]

Oh tit, not the "deeply personal testimony"

Just one word

Potatoes!

 

[Pocahontas]

@JuliaGulia

Here's Jack's handwiting

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Plus :

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

A historic like from Jay Ram just reminded me of this absolute monstrosity. The egg

You don't want a tea pickled egg?

 

[kachoochoo]

You don't want a tea pickled egg?

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are we absolutely sure she didn't just get 2 burford browns out of the box?

also her hands here look like ham - wet

 

[Lisbon]

We always knew Jack was a Maverick..

Look at that expert Photoshopping, nearly as good as Jack's Facetuning..

 

[Pocahontas]

You don't want a tea pickled egg?

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Looks like those scented wooden balls you can use to make your pants drawer smell nice.

 

[PortiaControl]

@JuliaGulia

Here's Jack's handwriting

Always with the egg!!

And "slow and gentle". It was ever thus.

 

[BooBooPoohPooh]

If someone pulled someone’s pants down in the school playground it’d be classed as sexual assault and all manner of tit would hit the fan.

Not sure it was the wisest analogy.

Jack shared a sad account of school-based sexual abuse, describing how it impacts her to this day ... and still thinks that's an appropriate analogy?

I'm 28 pages behind, so I apologise if I am recovering what's been said.

 

[Lanie]

The look that woman’s giving her. She really despises her.

Shes thinking now thats a face that needs a slap.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Has she offered her support (and an account of something obviously FARRRRR more traumatic happening to her) to the boss of Octopus Energy yet?

(apparently, some pissed up Tory head went for her at a fringe event - naturally, the police failed to make an arrest whilst arresting five people who had a go at IDS but whoever it is has been suspended from the party and sent home).

 

[PortiaControl]

Has she offered her support (and an account of something obviously FARRRRR more traumatic happening to her) to the boss of Octopus Energy yet?

(apparently, some pissed up Tory head went for her at a fringe event - naturally, the police failed to make an arrest whilst arresting five people who had a go at IDS but whoever it is has been suspended from the party and sent home).

I just saw this! Horrible. Octopus Energy was the "ahhh a kilowatt hour!" wasn't it?

 

[JuliaGulia]

@JuliaGulia

Here's Jack's handwriting

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Aaaaah, nothing like mine! Thank space you!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

You don't want a tea pickled egg?

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Earl grey pickled eggs? LJC

 

[Lanie]

She's thinking 'She doesn't look like that on Instagram...'

Why have the put me next to beaker, i know this rooms full of Muppets but this is ridiculous.

 

[Silver Linings]

The squiggles so nearly get it sometimes. Jack’s actual twitter handle literally means that!

 

[JuliaGulia]

Plus :
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Now how did I forget this?! I was a fully invested lurker at the time. I remember my head nearly falling off when this appeared
She has nice writing, actually. Nicer than mine. And very loopy y's, to my great relief!

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Always with the egg!!

And "slow and gentle". It was ever thus.

'Low and Slow' is the one that makes me feel bitey.

 

[Silver Linings]

'Low and Slow' is the one that makes me feel bitey.

It’s up there with Jack’s mate Liz Jones and her ‘buttery soft’ leather.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Now how did I forget this?! I was a fully invested lurker at the time. I remember my head nearly falling off when this appeared
She has nice writing, actually. Nicer than mine. And very loopy y's, to my great relief!


'Low and Slow' is the one that makes me feel bitey.

I think Jack has nice writing too, it is far more legible than mine.