Jack Monroe #210 Granola provider? Not so much

[Toffee finger]

Do the Tory’s think food waste is literally just scraps like peelings and egg shells?!

 

[JuliaGulia]

The look that woman’s giving her. She really despises her.

She's thinking 'She doesn't look like that on Instagram...'

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Funny how people sitting beside her whilst she is making a speech pull the same face.

Also I apologise if my reactions are all over the place I’ve broken a nail again on my reacting hand.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Has Jack had a top up of lip fillers for the occasion?

No Opal fruits, so Jack has been eating Pringles.

 

[Pocahontas]

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Same face as the TT/Labour panel man too.

She is clearly a massive farter.

(Poca's post from previous thread)

We shouldn’t be surprised, the amount of eggs she puts away. More than Steve McQueen.

 

[JuliaGulia]

Find whw you loce and let iG RiU you.

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I'm a bit worried that those y's are exactly how I write mine.
I don't want to be anything like a whiny, grifty, slopgoblin.

 

[Suffolkmum]

The Trussell Trust lady is pulling the exact same face and body language that Sir Matt of the Forearms Tebbut used to do.
I don't know what TT lady does, but she's obviously an impassioned professional who cares very much about feeding people. She's done her bit and is now looking at this poverty tourist who is making a mockery of whatever she just said.
Someone on here once said that Matt's whole demeanour towards the end of DKL was of that of a professional who was forced to co-present with a competition winner.
Same vibes.

TT lady has her arms folded to stop herself from slapping Jack.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

No Opal fruits, so Jack has been eating Pringles.

I really wish the mental image I get when Pringles are mentioned would be Pringles. I curse Danielle Lloyd I really do.
Jack and Pringles in the same sentence really isn’t a pleasant image in my brain.

 

[MooBelle]

Funny how people sitting beside her whilst she is making a speech pull the same face.

Also I apologise if my reactions are all over the place I’ve broken a nail again on my reacting hand.

It is strange, but true.
Matt, Labour bloke, TT lady, Eamonn Holmes, Adam Frost etc
It is the face of 'is this a wind up' plus 'Remain professional composure 'with 'wtf'
I am going to start a movement to call it the 'Emperor's new clothes' look. That moment when you realise you've been conned but still don't want to lose face.

 

[Malkiavelli]

Bloody hell, I really couldn’t imagine anything, not-one-bleeping-thing, more mind numbingly boring than making the effort to get ready, leaving the house and travelling to some crappy gathering to sit in some grey, stuffy hall and listening to Jack-look-at-me!-Monroe talking about herself in relation to some political issue that she doesn’t actually understand.

It would seem that the lady sitting next to her right now knows the feeling.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Aztec bars anyone? It doesn't matter they were discontinued before she was born...Jack will still declare them the best chocolate bar ever and invent some convoluted story about how and where she tried them.

(To be fair, they were pretty good)

I had a friend at Primary school whose dad was “involved “ in the development of the Aztec bar. She would bring in the mis-sharpen bars for healthy play time munching.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I'm a bit worried that those y's are exactly how I write mine.
I don't want to be anything like a whiny, grifty, slopgoblin.

See the comment underneath? I think it's his handwriting rather than Jack's. James Rhodes.

 

[Hollaaa]

I hope MR comes out in the papers tomorrow with something marvelous that he has been stitching behind the scenes and make two the faced clown seethe into her dusty weetabix.

He was giving books to kids with Magic Breakfast at Dusty Weetabix o'clock this morning

 

[Readingismyhobby]

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YES IT IS. Hello, Marcus?! What a twit.

Sumo wrestler hair

 

[Pocahontas]

A historic like from Jay Ram just reminded me of this absolute monstrosity. The egg

 

[JuliaGulia]

See the comment underneath? I think it's his handwriting rather than Jack's. James Rhodes.

This is the sound of me frantically googling to see if this is better or worse

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

A historic like from Jay Ram just reminded me of this absolute monstrosity. The egg

This makes me want to curl into a ball, watch The Office (US) and only eat beans on toast for a week.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

A historic like from Jay Ram just reminded me of this absolute monstrosity. The egg

Did 'Jack and Coke' make it onto Jack's website? It's only been seven months so probably not.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Face like a slapped arse. Her lips haven't looked that thin since 2015.

Also, she really needs to rethink the Sumo knot because every time I look at her I see Malo from Zelda:

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Social media down, possibly deleted. Jack Monroe’s Habbo Hotel era incoming