Can she actually cook?
Ive experience of secondary but I imagine suspension in primary is rare. You should see what they have to do in secondary for it to happen.
Comment was more in terms of reporting it in her Company Accounts.
No, she literally cannot cook
I don't think Jack's recipes resemble anything from BBC Good Food personally, that would almost be a compliment.
She was probably right if it was condensed soup like Campbell’s. You are meant to dilute it with a can’s worth of milk or water.
.She needs to attempt the weetabix cake.
Is it made from pulverised weetabix? She’s on it.She was probably right if it was condensed soup like Campbell’s. You are meant to dilute it with a can’s worth of milk or water.
For some reason Felicity Cloake was eating that today
Seriously need some slop content. It is like the purge outside my house.
She needs to attempt the weetabix cake.
Jack cooking an actual brick would probably turn into a fossilised brick.
Does remind me of the guy in my brother's year who got expelled from secondary school for (well, the final straw was) picking a fight with a teacher and then claiming the teacher started it. Rather foolishly, they teacher he decided to fight was the Rugby coach.
Slightly off topic, but I caught Nadiya Hussain's food show this morning on BBC1, it was all on using up leftovers, everything looked delicious, and to top it all off, carrot cake pakora's which I would bleeping destroy a mountain of.
Although schools are a battleground for Jack, between the parent governor promising to “take her down a page or two” for reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at 8, to the abuser/stalker teacher, to the secret expulsion for scalable theft, schools are up there with trains and Wetherspoons for “incidents” in the Marvel Jackiverse
At 5 years old though? Jack can't decide if she’s a wholesome character from an Enid Blyton tale, or This is England!
My thoughts exactly. I doubt very much that he got suspended, and it’s yet another one of Jack’s totally made up/wildly exaggerated stories that she rolls out to fit her narrative as a hard up/food bank/disadvantaged single mum.
But this isn’t a charity, it’s about content creation. I don’t go and check Netflix’s annual returns or press releases citing their monthly average users before I decide whether or not they’re worth the fee, I don’t care about how many billions Disney has in the bank, I pay for those services because I want to access their content. That point surely only stands if you see Patreon as a sponsor a pov service?
Jack’s boy and RSM’s kray twins will be in the next green street!
There is a big difference in the way that people view big companies who have a monopoly and independent artists. Jack aside, since she hasn't done anything in a year, it's really sad the way that people view individuals trying to make a name for themselves using platforms like Patreon.
