Jack Monroe #21 If you cut me do I not bleed mayonnaise? #jacklivesmatter

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If I suddenly get told i'm not needed then we'll know 100% she reads here bcos I was the one who told the mayo people about BT and no-one else had so i'll have outed myself and won't get my fleeting moment of fame. Oh well...
 
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If I suddenly get told i'm not needed then we'll know 100% she reads here bcos I was the one who told the mayo people about BT and no-one else had so i'll have outed myself and won't get my fleeting moment of fame. Oh well...
Or will she double bluff and not out you!!!
 
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Am genuinely interested as to why she hasn’t shared this petition, if she is genuinely interested in food....I think I probably know the answer to this!

 
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Depends if she has room in her rucksack to carry it with the 18 litres of paint and the copious amount of ink cartridges. If she doesn't it will take a long time.
What on earth is wrong with getting a shopping trolley like half of London does? Do they not have pavements in Southend?

Try looking at the people actually buying food rather than photographing it at Borough Market on a Friday - shopping trollies galore (and not an OAP in sight).
 
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haha in 1992 I think, at Donington Monsters of Rock festival, I nicked a wire sgopping trolley from a supermarket to take back to the campsite to make a BBQ as we'd spent all our money on booze and burgers
 
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If you can't afford real Cornetto, you can sub it with the ones from Iceland. Six for £1 - free recipe advice!
Also adding to this ; sainsbury do their own version of zzap ice lollies (called bubblegum lollies or something. ) look the same, cost £1 for 6, but most importantly.... Taste of childhood in the 90s
 
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Long-time lurker, second-time poster: is the shitty bungalow defo in Southend? If she’s getting Oddboxes (avocado salad recipe upthread) then she’d be living in London or the suburbs - or would they be sending them to her so she can write recipes for their blog?
 
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Shopping Trolley

Or, if you have the occasional pile of books or tins of paint to cart around


Folding Crate with Lid

Supplementing with a backpack (I suggest this one) should do the trick.

Obviously, they aren't Smeg pink, but I've considered the essential requirements of anything purchased gifted so, even though it's significantly more expensive because it's in a colour mired in sexual conformity, sexism and genderism they're in the same tone family.

And some cotton wool will help in padding the trainers if the cut on the foot is still a little uncomfortable.
 
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read this whilst delivering some medication to a friend, and then went straight to the shop to get some tomatoes and mozzarella !! Had ti trawl back through as phone didn't have signal in the shop so was desperately trying to remember what all the bits to the feta and caprese plates were. Thank you for the inspiration !! (I have also just had a smoothie with frozen spinach, peanut butter, berries etc so thank you to whoever recommended that as that has made my day too ! Off to marinate some tomatoes now xxx
 
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Veering slightly off topic, my day online, watering plants and drinking coffee is being occasionally interrupted by such inconveniences as work emails.

I've just had one where the title might explain blue tick phenomena - the person concerned is experiencing difficulties with logging in to various things.

RE: Acunt Verification.

How it got through the usually rather over enthusiastic filter on our email server, I have no idea.
 
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She isn't interested in food though Bacon. Just slinging slop on a plate and writing books about it.

lso adding to this ; sainsbury do their own version of zzap ice lollies (called bubblegum lollies or something. ) look the same, cost £1 for 6, but most
That is dinner sorted then

If I suddenly get told i'm not needed then we'll know 100% she reads here bcos I was the one who told the mayo people about BT and no-one else had so i'll have outed myself and won't get my fleeting moment of fame. Oh well...
Of course she reads here. Mwhahha

shopping trollies galore (and not an OAP in sight).
*Whispers* I have one with ladybirds all over it. It's my ham transporter.

I don’t have a shopping trolley, can I charter a small plane instead?
Oh Fancy!
 
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Go to the nearest Co-op.

Rose cones

if you wanted to be a bit extra or in the case of Mr Dragon, get laid you could add edible glitter and popping candy on the top.
 
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she would have been gifted them to create recipes for them and promote them - probably paid too and handsomely with the size of her network and her brand
 
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Still making it all about you Jack?
Oh my god. That's so embarrassing to read.

(Edit to add — Jack's response, I mean, not the other commenters. She is so missing the mark. It is not about how much money you've lost out on today!)
 
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