Jack Monroe #21 If you cut me do I not bleed mayonnaise? #jacklivesmatter

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New to me, thanks to Nigella, is using frozen peas in a different way. Such a quick thing to prepare is something I've made recently - a chicken thigh on a generous bed of frozen peas seasoned with garlic (I use the jar stuff as for some reason can't get actual bulbs at the moment - Very Lazy in a jar very good though) - in a lose tin foil parcel - or covered dish I suppose. The peas cooking sort of steam the chicken so it is so juicy. I put other things in the parcel if I fancy it eg peppers, cherry tomatoes, fresh herbs (mint is lovely with the peas). I think fish would be really nice done this way too. Anyway I cook it for about 45 mins in the oven, fish would take less time.
So prep is very quick if not the cooking.
(I actually brown the chicken in a pan for a while first to speed up cooking - but if you can't be bothered with that you don't need to).
 
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I did a bit of searching! In a few interviews, such as this one, she apparently got diagnosed a few years back.

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That last sentence though 🤣.
I’m not sure that “the dr said” is the same as a full diagnosis.

I have a v clicky jaw I can dislocate when I open my mouth wide and it slots back. (Got physio exercises to teach me how wide I should/ shouldn’t open my mouth - bit embarrassing at the age of 25). A consultant my dentist referred me to suggested it might be Ehlers-Danlos especially given my mum has a diagnosis of that and a blue badge for symptoms. But I don’t go around saying I definitely have it, just see it as a “I might do” which is enough as it doesn’t impact (atm) on my day to day. It comes up sometimes with docs ie I’m pregnant and mentioned there is a history of joint problems in my family just in case stuff becomes more complex further down the line. Obviously someone else might need to push further for a diagnosis if it is impacting everyday life. I think same goes for ADD/ ADHD. Some will need a diagnosis.

TL;DR a doc suggesting it and a diagnosis aren’t the same IMO
 
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I did a bit of searching! In a few interviews, such as this one, she apparently got diagnosed a few years back.

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That last sentence though 🤣.
"Classic autism" that clear and professional diagnosis.

Also...a doctor doesn't just test you for autism. What probably happened is she's there blathering on about how different and quirky she is and how cuhrayzee her life is. Doc mentions autism in passing to get her out the door. Boom, she's classically autistic 😂
 
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Jack, just one example of someone you could be retweeting.

Edit to add: I didn't go looking for this, it came up on my timeline and made me think of Jack
 
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So do you think she will take part in Blackout Tuesday, or is that non-monetisable 🤨

Or is her teaching finished here?
 
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So do you think she will take part in Blackout Tuesday, or is that non-monetisable 🤨

Or is her teaching finished here?
Would that mean postponing her insta Live?
She'd probably love that, perfect excuse.
 
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I did a bit of searching! In a few interviews, such as this one, she apparently got diagnosed a few years back.

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That last sentence though 🤣.
Thanks for finding. So 99% of the symptoms of “classic autism” when a lot of the diagnostic criteria was derived from the behaviour of males on the spectrum and is the reason why large numbers of women slip through the net? Um, okay 🙄 I know self-diagnosis is accepted by a lot of folk but it always seems to be used by those who want an excuse for their shortcomings or have a host of other certain conditions like fibromyalgia. Has she 99% got that, too?
 
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I did a bit of searching! In a few interviews, such as this one, she apparently got diagnosed a few years back.

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That last sentence though 🤣.
Ah yes I remember this now. Testing for ASD and ADHD is a lengthy process in children, let alone in adults which is less prioritised and not well funded. One doctor alone doesn't just "test" you, it isn't how it works. If by doctor she means her GP, they aren't the ones that make such a diagnosis. They could say it seems like a possibility of X and Y, but they would refer you on to see other professionals, and then that's only if they felt it worthwhile/necessary - again with adults it's not a well funded area so not all GPs would willingly refer you onwards without some insistence. Of course she could have gone private... What she's said about her diagnosis all seems very vague and doesn't seem to reflect what I understand about the process. Again as with everything that Jack claims, I always take it with a pinch of salt.
 
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I’m sure she’s lost followers due to thevshit videos etc. Has to blame it on her being so amazing doesn’t she ?
I think she has lost followers because people are twigging onto her less than honesty.

So do you think she will take part in Blackout Tuesday, or is that non-monetisable 🤨

Or is her teaching finished here?
Nope, she won't take part. Just like she didn't mention mental health week.

If you haven't got yoghurt would mayonnaise do?
Rinsed beans would help no?
 
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The diagnostic process for my son took around 2.5 years from beginning to end. That was a lot of working with a speech therapist, special teachers from a language unit, then eventually being referred for the ADOS, the test to determine whether or not he was autistic. That test was done by a consultant paediatrician (I think specialising in MH areas, dont quote me) and a specialised speech therapist. Formal diagnosis isn't, as far as I'm aware, something done on a whim during a one off doctor's appointment.

I would *love* if JM were to sit down for a wee chat with someone from the National Autistic Society.
 
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The diagnostic process for my son took around 2.5 years from beginning to end. That was a lot of working with a speech therapist, special teachers from a language unit, then eventually being referred for the ADOS, the test to determine whether or not he was autistic. That test was done by a consultant paediatrician (I think specialising in MH areas, dont quote me) and a specialised speech therapist. Formal diagnosis isn't, as far as I'm aware, something done on a whim during a one off doctor's appointment.

I would *love* if JM were to sit down for a wee chat with someone from the National Autistic Society.
Same with my son. Started in nursery and wasn't completed until he was in the first year of primary. He saw speech therapists, a Specialist Teacher, Educational Psychologist and a Consultant Paediatrician before diagnosis was made, lots of assessments and reports to be made in different settings. He is now in a specialist speech and language unit which is fab for him ☺
 
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And it's pretty offensive to the people who disagreed with the video on twitter. Why does nobody call her out on this tit?
I agree. Refusing to consider that her video may have been problematic or that there may be other reasons why people have unfollowed her. Presuming to speak for people who have unfollowed her. Labelling anyone who does so as 'rubbish' - no longer human, just trash. Just what are you insinuating, Jack? That anyone who unfollows you is, by default, not an ally? Or worse? That's pretty dodgy ground. Also, true to form, it's making the issue all about you.
 
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OMG Jimmy Nail now on 6 Music!!! Pissing myself amid strange looks from colleagues!
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She's lying.
 
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I've had a crappy day today (yesterday now😳) and I'm not eating much at all which is good for the ongoing diet but could do with some quick and inspiring recipes to tempt me to eat. So nothing from Cacks latest book then. I got the garden done on Sunday and have aching arm muscles, very pleased with myself for getting it done instead of putting it off longer.
Sorry you had a crappy day x

Ok, so I am trying to put myself in the mindset of when I don't want to eat... and it's hot (or is here at any rate), so I am initially thinking simple things that minimise clean up, or where the effort is done way before you have to eat, and a range of different flavours.

I had a bad couple of days at the end of last week.. I ate caprese salad and bread for two evenings. I sliced big tomatoes, and halved little cherry tomatoes earlier in the day, then left them marinading in best extra virgin olive oil, salt and pepper and the tiniest pinch of suger, in a bowl, covered, for a while. When I needed to eat - onto a plate, tore some mozzarella over them, and some basil leaves (no need for any knife action), jiggled it all together with another drizzle of oil and ate with fresh bread.

Slightly more fancy, but needs to marinade so can be done day before or hours before you want to eat. Block of feta cheese, pat dry and put in a bowl. Add a sliced chilli, 2 tbsps of olives (capers, FANCY, would also not go amiss here), a few sprigs of rosemary and a tsp of dried oregano, black pepper and a few good glugs of olive oil. Leave to marinade in the fridge for a few hours or overnight. When you want to eat, take feta out of marinade and put on a plate. Halve or quarter about 200g or more of cherry tomatoes, toss them in the marinade and pour over. Nice again with bread or squidged into flatbread or pitta.

Oh, my daughter's favourite wrap is dead easy too. Already poached salmon fillet (for ease, obviously you can do your own, but, effort, if you want to, then into foil parcel with a squeeze of lemon and into the oven for 20ish mins), avocado, baby spinach or other leaves. Sauce of equal parts mayo (ON BRAND) and yoghurt, snip some chives in if you can be bothered. Spread flatbread/tortilla with sauce, flake over salmon, add sliced avocado and leaves, roll up and eat.

Easy pasta, from Nigella in this instance, but does take two pans, so I sometimes find it too much.

150g spaghetti per person
3-4 tbsps extra virgin olive oil
1 or 2 cloves garlic, sliced thinly
big pinch chilli flakes (or more if you are me)
sea salt

Cook spaghetti. A few mins before it is done, gently heat oil and add garlic and chilli flakes until they smell, um, right. Add a couple of tbsps pasta water. Stir well and take off the heat. Tip in drained spaghetti and toss together. Sprinkle with salt and serve. Can add chopped parsley. I often don't.

Nigella makes no mention of parmesan or other cheese here, but I often add parmesan or grana padano, because I like cheese. A lot.

Another easy pasta (again Nigella, from How to Eat)

Cook some long thin pasta. Melt 2tbsps butter in a saucepan with a tsp olive oil. Add 2 garlic cloves, crushed with a knife and chopped rosemary. Remove garlic when it starts to brown and smell garlicky(!). Crumble in about 1/2 a chicken stock cube, add a bit more butter, a glug of white wine if you have some handy and a tbsp of pasta cooking water. Drain pasta, add, stir, grate parmesan, eat.

Bit more cooking:

Based on Nigella's traybake for chicken and sausages with a sort of sage and onion flavour. I use a large pack of chicken thighs. Grab a big plastic bag, and put the following in:

2 onions (white or red) peeled and cut into 8ths,
Juice of 1 lemon, and once squeezed in, cut the squeezed out halves into quarters and chuck that all in too
125ml olive oil
1 tbsp dried sage (you could go rogue here with other dried herbs of your choice, thyme is good, as is oregano for more Italian flavour)
2 tsps English mustard (I often leave this out)
1 tbsp worcestershire sauce

Then add the chicken thighs and squidge about. Leave to marinade in fridge for several hours or up to two days.

To cook: high sided baking tin, preheat oven to 220 (200 fan), let chicken come to room temp and arrange everything from the bag in the baking tray, chicken skin side up. Tuck in 8-12 sausages of your preference (I use lincolnshire if sage and italian ones if I go with oregano, but don't be constrained by my preferences). Bake for an hour to an hour and 15. Check it after an hour.

I tend to eat with salad and bread, but you could bung a jacket potato in at the same time and eat with the easiest veg (peas for me).

Leftovers are good for sandwiches or wraps or salad, or I would think as a sauce for pasta if you shred the chicken a bit and chop up sausages, but that's a bit of a guess I've never done it.


Another cooking thing, but so simple for all the delicious Chinese flavours. I made this yesterday and am reheating for dinner tonight:

Red braised pork (Fuchsia Dunlop)

Packet of pork belly from the supermarket (around 500-700g)
2 inch piece of ginger
2 spring onions
2 tbsp veg oil
500ml chicken stock (cube/gel absolutely fine)
3 tbsps brown sugar (light or dark, I tend to use light)
1 tbsp dark soy sauce
2 tbsp rice wine (or medium-dry sherry)
3/4 tsp salt
1/2 star anise (it says that, I tend to chuck a whole one in)

Cut the belly into 2-3" pieces. In a casserole pan or large saucepan, add the oil, heat and stir fry for a couple of mins. Then add all the other ingredients and let it simmer, partially uncovered and occasionally stirring on the stove for 2 hours, or until sauce is reduced and glossy and sticky.

Pork will be tender, sauce will be super umami.

You can reheat this gently on the hob, so easy to make in advance. I serve it with plain rice (one of those microwave packs would be fine), and steamed greens of whatever kind I have lurking in the fridge. This is very rich, so I like plain things with it and a little goes a long way.

Ok. I will stop now.
 
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Sorry you had a crappy day x

Ok, so I am trying to put myself in the mindset of when I don't want to eat... and it's hot (or is here at any rate), so I am initially thinking simple things that minimise clean up, or where the effort is done way before you have to eat, and a range of different flavours.

I had a bad couple of days at the end of last week.. I ate caprese salad and bread for two evenings. I sliced big tomatoes, and halved little cherry tomatoes earlier in the day, then left them marinading in best extra virgin olive oil, salt and pepper and the tiniest pinch of suger, in a bowl, covered, for a while. When I needed to eat - onto a plate, tore some mozzarella over them, and some basil leaves (no need for any knife action), jiggled it all together with another drizzle of oil and ate with fresh bread.

Slightly more fancy, but needs to marinade so can be done day before or hours before you want to eat. Block of feta cheese, pat dry and put in a bowl. Add a sliced chilli, 2 tbsps of olives (capers, FANCY, would also not go amiss here), a few sprigs of rosemary and a tsp of dried oregano, black pepper and a few good glugs of olive oil. Leave to marinade in the fridge for a few hours or overnight. When you want to eat, take feta out of marinade and put on a plate. Halve or quarter about 200g or more of cherry tomatoes, toss them in the marinade and pour over. Nice again with bread or squidged into flatbread or pitta.

Oh, my daughter's favourite wrap is dead easy too. Already poached salmon fillet (for ease, obviously you can do your own, but, effort, if you want to, then into foil parcel with a squeeze of lemon and into the oven for 20ish mins), avocado, baby spinach or other leaves. Sauce of equal parts mayo (ON BRAND) and yoghurt, snip some chives in if you can be bothered. Spread flatbread/tortilla with sauce, flake over salmon, add sliced avocado and leaves, roll up and eat.

Easy pasta, from Nigella in this instance, but does take two pans, so I sometimes find it too much.

150g spaghetti per person
3-4 tbsps extra virgin olive oil
1 or 2 cloves garlic, sliced thinly
big pinch chilli flakes (or more if you are me)
sea salt

Cook spaghetti. A few mins before it is done, gently heat oil and add garlic and chilli flakes until they smell, um, right. Add a couple of tbsps pasta water. Stir well and take off the heat. Tip in drained spaghetti and toss together. Sprinkle with salt and serve. Can add chopped parsley. I often don't.

Nigella makes no mention of parmesan or other cheese here, but I often add parmesan or grana padano, because I like cheese. A lot.

Another easy pasta (again Nigella, from How to Eat)

Cook some long thin pasta. Melt 2tbsps butter in a saucepan with a tsp olive oil. Add 2 garlic cloves, crushed with a knife and chopped rosemary. Remove garlic when it starts to brown and smell garlicky(!). Crumble in about 1/2 a chicken stock cube, add a bit more butter, a glug of white wine if you have some handy and a tbsp of pasta cooking water. Drain pasta, add, stir, grate parmesan, eat.

Bit more cooking:

Based on Nigella's traybake for chicken and sausages with a sort of sage and onion flavour. I use a large pack of chicken thighs. Grab a big plastic bag, and put the following in:

2 onions (white or red) peeled and cut into 8ths,
Juice of 1 lemon, and once squeezed in, cut the squeezed out halves into quarters and chuck that all in too
125ml olive oil
1 tbsp dried sage (you could go rogue here with other dried herbs of your choice, thyme is good, as is oregano for more Italian flavour)
2 tsps English mustard (I often leave this out)
1 tbsp worcestershire sauce

Then add the chicken thighs and squidge about. Leave to marinade in fridge for several hours or up to two days.

To cook: high sided baking tin, preheat oven to 220 (200 fan), let chicken come to room temp and arrange everything from the bag in the baking tray, chicken skin side up. Tuck in 8-12 sausages of your preference (I use lincolnshire if sage and italian ones if I go with oregano, but don't be constrained by my preferences). Bake for an hour to an hour and 15. Check it after an hour.

I tend to eat with salad and bread, but you could bung a jacket potato in at the same time and eat with the easiest veg (peas for me).

Leftovers are good for sandwiches or wraps or salad, or I would think as a sauce for pasta if you shred the chicken a bit and chop up sausages, but that's a bit of a guess I've never done it.


Another cooking thing, but so simple for all the delicious Chinese flavours. I made this yesterday and am reheating for dinner tonight:

Red braised pork (Fuchsia Dunlop)

Packet of pork belly from the supermarket (around 500-700g)
2 inch piece of ginger
2 spring onions
2 tbsp veg oil
500ml chicken stock (cube/gel absolutely fine)
3 tbsps brown sugar (light or dark, I tend to use light)
1 tbsp dark soy sauce
2 tbsp rice wine (or medium-dry sherry)
3/4 tsp salt
1/2 star anise (it says that, I tend to chuck a whole one in)

Cut the belly into 2-3" pieces. In a casserole pan or large saucepan, add the oil, heat and stir fry for a couple of mins. Then add all the other ingredients and let it simmer, partially uncovered and occasionally stirring on the stove for 2 hours, or until sauce is reduced and glossy and sticky.

Pork will be tender, sauce will be super umami.

You can reheat this gently on the hob, so easy to make in advance. I serve it with plain rice (one of those microwave packs would be fine), and steamed greens of whatever kind I have lurking in the fridge. This is very rich, so I like plain things with it and a little goes a long way.

Ok. I will stop now.
You're such a dreamboat, @Flumps — I've picked up so many recipe ideas from you over these threads and you always write them out with such care and thought put into them. It's really kind. I know these were for @MrsOgre but I shall be nicking them too, so thanks for yet another lovely batch of ideas!
 
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