Exactly! I actively try to limit washing up and over fussing when cooking, why do people make it so hard on themselves?
Jack Monroe #209 Jack Monroe is late to conference
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I love this! The cabal could dance around this precious monument each full moon. We would plait reverse rats tails into each other’s hair and have garlands of radiator dried yellow sticker mushrooms. At the end of each tax year, we could sacrifice a Burberry jacket to the cleansing flames of a camping stove and anoint the ashes with essence of horse.
Using the technology of the ancients to create a sideboard henge sounds ideal, or we could get a group of pescatarian bodybuilding pixies?
Hang on a minute. Have we missed James Bond Jack??
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So following mrs Beatons toast sandwich, and victoria beckhams salt on toast, her maverick puppy brain is probably looping the loop
Wasn't there a theory about Bond / the next Bond that's still on the list?
You've probably just reminded her so incoming on Twitter....
So when does the Patreon shake up happen? I'm ready Fraus 
I believe he's a very nice chap in real life. A friend of a friend worked with him and declared him charming
We see the drop on Sat. Tomorrow I think it'll drop by 1, then all the others the day after.So when does the Patreon shake up happen? I'm ready Fraus
I'm way too invested in the stats the lovely Fraus post!
RE: Jack pronouncing anchoiade. It still makes me hoot remembering how at the height of her anchoiade frenzy she was weighing individual anchovies on drug dealer scales to calculate the price of a single anchovy (J 3.2g). She then admitted she had no idea how to pronounce anchoiade until she listened to a YouTube vid of a French bloke pronouncing it and said he had 'a voice of clipped velvet with a laugh never far behind'.
I have bought his cologne 'Jack' from him twice and he is very charming. And such lovely eyes.
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Translation- She was Mary in her Primary School nativity once
Can I respectfully request that her 'pasta a ceci' 'recipe' is put behind a spoiler? It triggers me. Thankyou
What the hell does bib mean?! I keep seeing it all over tattle and I dont understand!Bib thread title nom
(I've no idea where this will fall as I'm grunking
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I was never Mary. More narrator/ innkeeper vibe from me.
I was the star once. They wrapped me in tinfoil and made me stand on a chair with my arms out. The humiliation!
Such a sad story
Richard E Grant reveals late wife Joan Washington had lung cancer
Actor says Washington, who died earlier this month aged 71, was diagnosed eight months before her death
www.theguardian.com
Back on track, has our Jack gone viral, paid her taxes, helped to feed people, published another bleeping book yet?
I once had to carry the baby Jesus up the aisle at church because I was so smol. 
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