With the amount of eggs Jack eats, she'll be flying her Prius to the bloody moon!
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Good to see you softly, gently getting back to taking the piss x
Was it The Other Bennett Sister? I really enjoyed that!
So rare to see a comment with a 100% laugh react!I read that as “badly infected sphincter “, must my mind
can't even remember. i think it was whatever she put in the slow cooker that time when we had a really hot day in early summer and she got in the hammock saying it was a slow cooking kinda day
it was indeed!
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Splinter Jack was a cracker. Completed it mate to all the squigs suggesting remedies, calling the offending splinter a piece of fauna, wrapping it up in a comedy bandage and then displaying for us not long afterwards a relative close-up of her hands that showed nothing wrong with a single digit (aside from the usual).
(I don't recall any stand-out roles in a nativity play but I was head caterpillar in my year 3 leaver's performance of Goin' Buggy
I had to wear a cardboard headband with pipe cleaner feelers on it that I kept pulling down over my eyes to stop the bright lights blinding me because I was a smol urchin what has never seen nuffing like the fancy studio lights before, cor blimey! Consequently a teacher stapled the headband tighter before the night of the second performance so I couldn't pull it down. Anyway, that was my peak of my career and I've been retired from acting for over twenty years.)
(I don't recall any stand-out roles in a nativity play but I was head caterpillar in my year 3 leaver's performance of Goin' Buggy
I had to wear a cardboard headband with pipe cleaner feelers on it that I kept pulling down over my eyes to stop the bright lights blinding me because I was a smol urchin what has never seen nuffing like the fancy studio lights before, cor blimey! Consequently a teacher stapled the headband tighter before the night of the second performance so I couldn't pull it down. Anyway, that was my peak of my career and I've been retired from acting for over twenty years.)
I don’t want to work for the NHS anymore, says nurse hit by £3,000 tax bill for supposedly ‘free’ childcare
Health workers in Belfast have said they feel deceived and misled by the local Trust after being hit with massive tax bills for childcare.
m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
Just reading this article. Shame on Jack not paying her tax and shame on HMRC for not going after her grifting.
I forgot about the fauna!Splinter Jack was a cracker. Completed it mate to all the squigs suggesting remedies, calling the offending splinter a piece of fauna, wrapping it up in a comedy bandage and then displaying for us not long afterwards a relative close-up of her hands that showed nothing wrong with a single digit (aside from the usual).
(I don't recall any stand-out roles in a nativity play but I was head caterpillar in my year 3 leaver's performance of Goin' Buggy
I pictured a smol deer stuck in her finger at the time.
I was Mary. Defo not her and it was my only lead in a school play. I was always a secondary character after that.
Also i didnt like Joseph! He was a twit.
I don’t want to work for the NHS anymore, says nurse hit by £3,000 tax bill for supposedly ‘free’ childcare
Health workers in Belfast have said they feel deceived and misled by the local Trust after being hit with massive tax bills for childcare.
Just reading this article. Shame on Jack not paying her tax and shame on HMRC for not going after her grifting.
I'm not surprised. the government finds any way possible to claw money back from us. I've mentioned before I'm band 3 NHS admin (smol robots man's old job). we had our 3% "rise" (still not actually agreed to), paid in arrears from april, this month. it has also tipped most of us up a point in pension deductions (I went from 5.6% to 7.1%), deducted also with 3 months arrears, so we've ended up with less net pay than last month. and that's all without even thinking about the ni rise.great times 
sorry, think I had to get stuff off my chest there
anyhoo, I'd completely forgotten about the splinter bit! I just remember "007 is a woman... and it's canon" followed by many replies of
squig: "Jamie B ain't a woman!!"
jack: "I never said he was!!"
If a smol magic pixie was granting wishes, of everything on Katch’s list I think I’d wish for the granola recipe
But if it was three wishes, 2. Would be pythagoras daily explanation and 3. Bond is and isn’t a woman explanation
But if it was three wishes, 2. Would be pythagoras daily explanation and 3. Bond is and isn’t a woman explanation
very boringly, I believe (having never seen a bond film in my life) that the character played by lashana lynch in the latest film has the designation 007. like what james bond is. and jack got very excited about it for some reason
She does! Because JB was retired so his designation went back into the pool. (Just out of the cinema)
I played the stable door in my kindergarten nativity play. 
Worked my way up to Iolanthe in grade 7, discovered boys and retired on a high before high school.
On topic, Jack smells of sulphur, pass it on.
Worked my way up to Iolanthe in grade 7, discovered boys and retired on a high before high school.
On topic, Jack smells of sulphur, pass it on.
Christmas 1974 was my 'top year' of the juniors. Prior years had the senior juniors playing the main parts in the nativity. 1974 they decided to give those roles to the year below us. We were to 'play people in pub watching a nativity scene'. At least I got a starring role as I could play a guitar (poorly). I strumming along to See Him Lying In a Bed of Straw! I am still a little bitter all these years later!
That is horrific!I don’t want to work for the NHS anymore, says nurse hit by £3,000 tax bill for supposedly ‘free’ childcare
Health workers in Belfast have said they feel deceived and misled by the local Trust after being hit with massive tax bills for childcare.
Just reading this article. Shame on Jack not paying her tax and shame on HMRC for not going after her grifting.
And this too!I'm not surprised. the government finds any way possible to claw money back from us. I've mentioned before I'm band 3 NHS admin (smol robots man's old job). we had our 3% "rise" (still not actually agreed to), paid in arrears from april, this month. it has also tipped most of us up a point in pension deductions (I went from 5.6% to 7.1%), deducted also with 3 months arrears, so we've ended up with less net pay than last month. and that's all without even thinking about the ni rise.great times
I was Fagin in Oliver once. Fagin. I feel this useless fact is partially on-topic as Jack often asks (in a teeny bit more subtle way) for more. Fagin though.
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I was the angel Gabriel, despite being a female in a mixed gender school. Maybe I'm NB Jack....
Splinter Jack was so needlessly dramatic. What job was it she was trying to get out of, I can't remember?
Vague memories of being a blue fairy at school, in an old ballet costume my grandma had hanging around from when my aunty was a kid. My bloody family definitely have hoarding bizarre crap in common with Jack anyway
Vague memories of being a blue fairy at school, in an old ballet costume my grandma had hanging around from when my aunty was a kid. My bloody family definitely have hoarding bizarre crap in common with Jack anyway
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