Poor kid.
Even his soppy intimate private moments with Mum are fodder for a post to show a) he is there and b) she gets sad.
But good news if she hasn't managed to turn the biscuit he is 'noshing' into dust.
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Even his soppy intimate private moments with Mum are fodder for a post to show a) he is there and b) she gets sad.
But good news if she hasn't managed to turn the biscuit he is 'noshing' into dust.
Yeah their dynamic is SO unhealthy, i really hope that most of these stories are fantasy. It’s like she only sees him as a person in relation to how he treats her. He’s in year 7 he has his own tit going on right now, year 7 is hard! The last thing he needs to be worrying about is getting his mum out of a ‘bluesy bit’. As a parent sometimes you just need to hold your nerve.
She’s such an utter ghoul, please stop sharing his most intimate moments with the world for clout, you’re not even monetising this tit so what’s the reason?
It’s also bizarre she’s responding directly to us in real time whether it’s about him sat in the corner with a defensive arm across his torso or about the lion not looking particularly worn.
Hope this isn’t offensive to anyone but honestly think that any pics of ultrasounds, premature babies, tbh even fresh out the womb new borns should be behind content warnings on Insta (as in a multi slide pic, first slide a cute little warning or intro) as it can be debilitating to people who’ve had losses or are currently going through a high risk pregnancy.
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It’s also bizarre she’s responding directly to us in real time whether it’s about him sat in the corner with a defensive arm across his torso or about the lion not looking particularly worn.
Hope this isn’t offensive to anyone but honestly think that any pics of ultrasounds, premature babies, tbh even fresh out the womb new borns should be behind content warnings on Insta (as in a multi slide pic, first slide a cute little warning or intro) as it can be debilitating to people who’ve had losses or are currently going through a high risk pregnancy.
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It is, you know she inanely and gleefully says things like “it’s like he’s my parent!” Thinking it makes her cool, being besties with your kid is seen as neglect these days you boomer. For someone raised as a “proxy parent” to traumatized foster kids she really doesn’t know anything about childcare, parenting or boundaries.
I’ve a soft toy my partner bought me at a theme park in 2008. It obviosuly doesn’t have adventures but it looks more worn than that. No way is that from 2009 and looking that fresh.
ETA: I see she has posted the ‘proof’
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Glad she’s not to busy to tattleShe‘s edited the caption to add a sentence at the end. As if to show that he’s not miserable, he’s just “noshing” on a biscuit
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My kids had Instagram accounts in Year 7. They would be writing #thathappened or joining in the comments if I was doing a post about them.
Probably a fig Newton or some ghastly house brick she’s tortured
I don't have kids but my best friend has an 11yr old boy and I don't recognise any of Jack's way of presenting SB. They take the piss out of each other (he's hilariously on top of my mate's bull) and banter but I've never heard a negative word about either of her kids that didn't come from a place of love. I've certainly not heard anything about the lad's bodily functions or god knows what else since he was still in nappies.
Friend of mine grew up having to keep an eye on her mother and I can't imagine having that put on me from an early age. The first time my Mum ever called me up for advice was when I was in my late 20s and it's only now in my mid 30s that I can confidently say to her 'I'm here if you need me' and know that that's true, but then again being a young carer makes you grow up a lot faster I'd imagine. I hope Jack exaggerates because she thinks it's cute and funny to have her kid look after her and not cos he actually has been through the wringer with her.
It's Jack that should be in the corner, not her baby.
Mine doesn't follow me. I am absolutely most definitely not a cool instamum
Who says 'noshing' anyway? Isn't it mostly slang for a blow job? It's such a horribly awkward photo, and the fact she's so rapidly editing captions just proves how invested in the cabal she is.
Agree with all of this - not offensive at all 
. The algorithms of social media are cruel enough if you’re going through a loss/fertility issues/other issues that can make a journey to becoming a parent hard/traumatic experiences around the subject without others on those platforms not being tactful.But this is Jack in a nutshell - makes up a made up story about how a ‘For Sale Sign’ is deeply triggering yet has no regard for others with what they post - not just this picture but other topics ED / mental health / disabilities - obviously there are many more. Always posting triggering tit with no regard to anyone but their own ego and thirst for likes.
Even as a blurred background there’s. So. Much. Stuff.
The last thing a Year 7 needs is a photo of their special cuddly toy splashed all over the internet for all schoolmates to find and rip the piss out of...
That poor, poor boy.
Imagine being 11 years old and your mum posts about your cuddly toy. And she implies that you still play with it/use it for comfort.
And then imagine going back to school in a couple of days time.
And then imagine going back to school in a couple of days time.
Omg she is the mother from About a Boy isn't she?
The fog clears…it’s been under our noses all this time!
And I must consult my more learned Fraus, as I’m somewhat surprised to read about her son being in ICU for such a long time. That must have been very traumatic (no snark).
I thought I knew about all of Jack’s traumas, so I’m shocked to come across a new one. Did anyone else know about that?
Wow, when you think Jack has plumbed the depths with her SM, there's always a new low.
Jack, if you have to post such personal stuff, why not just do it on your private, personal page. At least afford your child some dignity even if you have none.
PS Stop your patreon, pay your taxes and be the adult and actually parent your child rather than using him for cheap dopamine hits on SM. bleeping ghoul.
Jack, if you have to post such personal stuff, why not just do it on your private, personal page. At least afford your child some dignity even if you have none.
PS Stop your patreon, pay your taxes and be the adult and actually parent your child rather than using him for cheap dopamine hits on SM. bleeping ghoul.
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