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tax return on top of all these things. not posted it in a while, think there's a couple of new things in there. no need to text my dad, he's on holiday

£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy ✅ GQ awards
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
base system going in next book
BBC show ✅ guest on dr rupy's iplayer show
big press photo shoots
black bean brownies recipe
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
books for the rural coffee caravan
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper ✅
bright blue think tank updates
Camp Kitchen from the shed
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
cinnamon granola recipe
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate ✅
drawing nigella's garden
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
filing accounts
flannel blog
food truck of joy
gailymail
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
huge depop or Ebay sale
hybrid cassoulet
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
maple syrup story
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mole
more cabbage
mushroom drying ✅ completed 2018
New Thing
newspaper campaign ✅ the bleeping express
onion chopping song
ouchy mouth recipes
patreon update
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
repotting spider plants from a friend
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man ✅ GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

running order for xmas dinner
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient ✅ potato water
sending maple syrup tin to fan
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done ✅
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done ✅
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list
vegan crackling
vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with veganuary Linda ✅
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
visit Poland
weekly routine

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This honestly makes me feel so much better about my own to-do list and hobbies I took up in lockdown the first that I never actually started.

'Health on a bootstrap' made me lol, picturing tit like homeopathic paracetamol so you can stretch it out, or growing your own penicillin using leftover slop as a medium.

@MooBelle is that you?? You’ve taken your DKL rewatch too far!

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This honestly makes me feel so much better about my own to-do list and hobbies I took up in lockdown the first that I never actually started.

'Health on a bootstrap' made me lol, picturing tit like homeopathic paracetamol so you can stretch it out, or growing your own penicillin using leftover slop as a medium.



How to get blocked by Saturday Kitchen
For reference, this is how far she got with Healthy on a Bootstrap


On this date (12th May 2018) there were 3 weeks to go till launch...

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For reference, this is how far she got with Healthy on a Bootstrap


On this date (12th May 2018) there were 3 weeks to go till launch...

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bleeping 2018 🤣🤣
 
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Off-topic-ish but given Jack Morley is the patreon Saint of Foodbanks it feels okay? Poca please let me know if I should spoiler
I, discokebab - proud powerlifting statistician, 100% vegan, rat enthusiast, fig roll defender and enjoyer of complicated lingerie albeit worn with aplomb has a request:

My foodbank has major shortages. Tuesday night was pretty dire - there are only so many substitutions you can make before you run out of substitutions. I have had a look at a few foodbank lists around the country and weirdly we all seem to have run out of same things:
Tinned fruit, sugar, tea, milks of all kinds, jam, noodles, tinned spaghetti*

If you are of the means to do so, please donate to your local foodbank.
If you are thinking of buying your 15th sideboard, please donate to your local foodbank instead.

❤ to the cabal

*see your local foodbank site for their list but this is a summary
Thank you for mentioning this, for any other disorganised fraus TIL ours has the option to set up direct debits through PayPal or other third party charity sites, so easy there was not a glutteral wail or claw at the floor in sight x

On topic for Jack: how bad is it that her food bank donation posts were either a) buy her book or b) donate to the gofundme in her name. Why was this weird behaviour never called out?
 
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bleeping 2018 🤣🤣
For the love of LJC, give Jack a break. Is there a time limit by which she has to do these tasks? You bunch of mithering ninnies are just so judgemental. It's only been three years for goodness sake, it's not like she hasn't been doing anything. She's been BUSY, OK!





 
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I’m looking for the picture of all the labeled food bank donations but I found this 2019 abomination. Omg.
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I’m looking for the picture of all the labeled food bank donations but I found this 2019 abomination. Omg.
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Is that an example of a slightly luxurious breakfast? I cry, I die.

For me, a slightly luxurious breakfast would be something where more than one pan is required, like eggs benedict or eggs royale. Off to drop hints to my husband for tomorrow’s breakfast…
 
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She starts everything with huge enthusiasm… then nothing. I’m sure she’s acknowledged in interviews that she does this, so you’d think with that self-awareness she would stop announcing every idea she has like it’s the next big thing.

#thriftyshadesofbeige

Thank you for mentioning this, for any other disorganised fraus TIL ours has the option to set up direct debits through PayPal or other third party charity sites, so easy there was not a glutteral wail or claw at the floor in sight x

On topic for Jack: how bad is it that her food bank donation posts were either a) buy her book or b) donate to the gofundme in her name. Why was this weird behaviour never called out?
I just had to search for this to remind myself about it.


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Do you think the weetabix posting was anything to do with Tom using it in a quirky way on Full time meals last week so wanting to be relevant?
 
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She starts everything with huge enthusiasm… then nothing. I’m sure she’s acknowledged in interviews that she does this, so you’d think with that self-awareness she would stop announcing every idea she has like it’s the next big thing.

#thriftyshadesofbeige



I just had to search for this to remind myself about it.


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😳 sixty eight grand, I repeat sixty eight grand she took for a black and white photo copied book effort, and she claims to be out of pocket for postage
 
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I’m looking for the picture of all the labeled food bank donations but I found this 2019 abomination. Omg.
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It looks like when a cardboard box gets wet and starts to disintegrate.
 
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She starts everything with huge enthusiasm… then nothing. I’m sure she’s acknowledged in interviews that she does this, so you’d think with that self-awareness she would stop announcing every idea she has like it’s the next big thing.

#thriftyshadesofbeige



I just had to search for this to remind myself about it.


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The piteous 7-10% is still £3-4.5k in her pocket & at £46k / £6.99 = 6.6k units so likely ranking somewhere amongst the top 10 best sellers for the week too.

I remember this doing the rounds at the time and I nearly donated but thought it was bizarre she wasn’t doing something with her publishers to provide them at cost or some sort of buy one gift one scheme?
 
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It looks like when a cardboard box gets wet and starts to disintegrate.
That would probably taste nicer! Budget Bytes has some very nice baked oatmeal recipes.

Why are we sharing our kids toys now? Weird enough with the stealing clothes thing. Is she doing that rebirth therapy thing where they go through a tunnel with people screaming pretending to be born all over again?
 
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Something about that photo with her son sitting in the corner, blurred in the background is awfully sad.
 
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The toys that my kids have had since birth look a lot more “loved” than that, because they have gone through the wash a million times. Bear bear, Skip and Julie have seen better days, to be fair.
 
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Something about that photo with her son sitting in the corner, blurred in the background is awfully sad.
Oh god, I hadn't even noticed him there. Something very uncomfortable about that.

Like Blair Witch style in the corner. Poor SB
 
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