When no-one knows your name
And you've no sense of shame
That's a-Morley
And you've no sense of shame
That's a-Morley
Jack Monroe #207 Jack Morley
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Ummmm, can I ask why the breakfast cereal is spoilered please???
The alleged soy sauce drinking was so funny. Those ring pull things are an absolute bastard to pull off intentionally, never mind just casually thinking it's your water. I bet she just accidentally touched the bottle reaching for her water and made up the entire thing because she's sooo funny 
Estate agent chaos was also a good one for the sheer ridiculous drama of it all.
Estate agent chaos was also a good one for the sheer ridiculous drama of it all.
Just a silliness. @Into_the_tunnel gets upset if it’s mentioned how Jack hasn’t posted the recipe she promised a long time ago yet.
@Cookiecookie it's @Into_the_tunnel who must not be triggered by <whispers> granola. The very concept of grated corned beef is what is most upsetting to me. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, seeing that pink wet cuboid slab clutched in the veiny hand of a smol pixie, gradually mashing it through the grater into little fatty chunks. Great, now I have heartburn.
Yeah well I had a nightmare about onion police, we all have our crosses to bear
I do apologise dear heart - I forget how triggering our smol pixie is to so many of us! (Also, I'm really bad at multitasking and shouldn't have commented whilst trying to make my work lunch
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Nah, that's Jack!
(I am joking, I don't actually know if it's really Jack!)Nah, that's Jack!
As exciting as another sock puppet reveal would be, I had a look and don’t think they are. She has still been weirdly quiet on Twitter though, no tweets since the 25th of August.
They need to add the skeleton emoji to the reactions because some of these comments really kill me off
I am glad about the remembrance posts and that currently there is no new drama, I have my life back!!
I honestly don't know how we kept up back in the day.
You'd go for a piss and a sandwich and come back to a new thread, 20 unread pages and the threat of legal action
You'd go for a piss and a sandwich and come back to a new thread, 20 unread pages and the threat of legal action
Ahhh, the very essence of Lockdown 1
Off-topic-ish but given Jack Morley is the patreon Saint of Foodbanks it feels okay? Poca please let me know if I should spoiler
I, discokebab - proud powerlifting statistician, 100% vegan, rat enthusiast, fig roll defender and enjoyer of complicated lingerie albeit worn with aplomb has a request:
My foodbank has major shortages. Tuesday night was pretty dire - there are only so many substitutions you can make before you run out of substitutions. I have had a look at a few foodbank lists around the country and weirdly we all seem to have run out of same things:
Tinned fruit, sugar, tea, milks of all kinds, jam, noodles, tinned spaghetti*
If you are of the means to do so, please donate to your local foodbank.
If you are thinking of buying your 15th sideboard, please donate to your local foodbank instead.
to the cabal
*see your local foodbank site for their list but this is a summary
I, discokebab - proud powerlifting statistician, 100% vegan, rat enthusiast, fig roll defender and enjoyer of complicated lingerie albeit worn with aplomb has a request:
My foodbank has major shortages. Tuesday night was pretty dire - there are only so many substitutions you can make before you run out of substitutions. I have had a look at a few foodbank lists around the country and weirdly we all seem to have run out of same things:
Tinned fruit, sugar, tea, milks of all kinds, jam, noodles, tinned spaghetti*
If you are of the means to do so, please donate to your local foodbank.
If you are thinking of buying your 15th sideboard, please donate to your local foodbank instead.
to the cabal*see your local foodbank site for their list but this is a summary
@discokebab can I ask something? I used to buy more, cheaper stuff for the food bank, but then I felt guilty and switched to branded stuff with the idea that I shouldn’t give stuff I wouldn’t eat myself. But in general, which is better - bigger quantities of cheaper stuff, or nicer stuff, or just a mix?
Honestly all donations are welcome but I know there is always donation admin 
When I choose items to donate myself I tend to go cheaper for some things like jam and beans, spaghetti etc which then leaves a bit more breathing room to get spenny on something like tinned veggie meals, peanut butter and also chocolate/biscuits and other treats.
I've packed parcels before where all the tins are white-label and it does look a bit...institutional...but it is easily broken up with nice snacks and other bits and bobs and the nutrition is still there. Hope that reassures you that there is no wrong way to donate
When I choose items to donate myself I tend to go cheaper for some things like jam and beans, spaghetti etc which then leaves a bit more breathing room to get spenny on something like tinned veggie meals, peanut butter and also chocolate/biscuits and other treats. I've packed parcels before where all the tins are white-label and it does look a bit...institutional...but it is easily broken up with nice snacks and other bits and bobs and the nutrition is still there. Hope that reassures you that there is no wrong way to donate
The weetabix is truly haunting especially as so many people have so little, she feels its ok to just destroy food under the guise shes quirky. I really hope that the few biscuits in the box got bashed up and she decided to use those to make people think shes kooky. The thought of her actually doing it is really sad!
i really hope she is still getting support. I. Still think shes still quite ill with her MH
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