Jack Monroe #207 Jack Morley

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So Jack's in bed with a fever? It must be bad if she's posting about it, she's usually in such fine fettle and never lets things get her down.

So unfortunate that this bout of debilitating illness comes in the same week her publisher's expecting exciting news.
 
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Must be pulling a sickie from whatever 'work' she's apparently been doing all these weeks! Explains all the social media posting
 
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jack’s got a fever ? imagine if she posts a delirious stream of consciousness reminiscing session about childhood snacks again but this time on instagram. It’ll break the platform
 
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Sorry for the randomness, but this always makes me laugh:



No more old posts for at least six months, I PROMISE.
 
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I dunno man when I have a fever that makes me bedbound I'm in no position to be posting 9 grid posts to my Instagram and scampering around at 2am turning down the slow cooker of bubbling slop.
I know her kid os big but who has time to lie in bed when there is children to look after and a house too keep. Shes so lazy.
 
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I know her kid os big but who has time to lie in bed when there is children to look after and a house too keep. Shes so lazy.
He’s not there and we know emptying bins cleaning and tidying is not her thing, writing lists is as close as she gets
 
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I know her kid os big but who has time to lie in bed when there is children to look after and a house too keep. Shes so lazy.
me i got off work early and spent 3 hours in bed this afternoon because i was shivering and sweating and felt like utter crap. Easy with an 11 year old and the house remained kept!
 
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He’s not there and we know emptying bins cleaning and tidying is not her thing, writing lists is as close as she gets
It must have been her weekend then,because i can barely go for a piss and a sandwich without having to sort something, nevermind work.

Also why do we need to see the creature from the white lagoon twice on two days. Someone's jealous that someone made her recipie and made ot horrifically better than her, she had to declare accidental invention.

I didn't mean to, it just happened.

me i got off work early and spent 3 hours in bed this afternoon because i was shivering and sweating and felt like utter crap. Easy with an 11 year old and the house remained kept!
Apologies, i hope you feel better soon.

me i got off work early and spent 3 hours in bed this afternoon because i was shivering and sweating and felt like utter crap. Easy with an 11 year old and the house remained kept!
Apologies, i hope you feel better soon.
 
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Against everyone’s better judgement, the slow cooker is back on and has been erm, slowly cooking the Hotes Oats for about an hour.
 
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We’ve done another two hours - the volume has significantly reduced and the colour has deepened.
 
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Has your slow cooker done something to upset you @HotesTilaire what’s with the continued punishment?
Also can you please check in in regular intervals so we know you’re ok?
 
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The insane specificity of this to produce absolute shite.

Jack should have crossed the whole thing out and said 'order an Uber Eats and put your feet up, I love you'

No wonder she left.
 
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