I sometimes wake up in a cold sweat from secondhand embarrassment, thinking of that photo where she has her fists tucked under her chin and grinning with glee.
Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter
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That picture of her on set with Emma Freud is terrifying. That's not looking moonily at someone, the way she's holding that fork is hella menacing af.
Oh frauen, I'm appalled.
Jack is an answer on Pointless.
Edit: oh dear, a contestant who owns her books got her name wrong.
Making my nomination for next thread title now - "Jack Morley".
Jack is an answer on Pointless.
Edit: oh dear, a contestant who owns her books got her name wrong.
Making my nomination for next thread title now - "Jack Morley".
Where did they go? I think it was to the same place her diners dreams go to when she feeds them.
“less well known than a jackfruit” for thread title PLEASE!
I haven't seen Pointless in about ten years, does Richard Osman still present it? If he laughed at the contestant getting Jack's name wrong, that'll be a (dirty, rusty) knife to the heart, as he's one of her favourite blue tickers.
Jack: making a mental note to google ‘Emma Freud bi-curious’
EF: making a mental note to neither swallow or make eye contact
That necklace - Urgh I still cringe and
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Jack is Pointless.
Shouldn’t that caption read “I don’t know what the future is going to look like yet cos I haven’t had chance to start making it up….”
I wanna know why no one wad howling and clawing at the floor at the person no knowing who she was, i mean shes like the queen (of the povs,) everyone should know her
What are those objects with the blue plastic covering behind Jack?
On another note, I'm now getting this off Vlad.
Attachments
Camping stoves.
My boy came home and said "Mum, today I've been learning all about Marcus Rashford." He proceeded to tell me lots of FACTS. He loves FACTS.
Marcus has obviously replaced Jack on the syllabus now.
Marcus has obviously replaced Jack on the syllabus now.
This would be fine, albeit slightly cringey, if it was a candid shot of someone caught in a moment of happiness and excitement. The cringe factor hits new heights when it dawns on you that Jack probably set up the tripod and timer herself and spent 20 minutes trying to get the perfect shot.
There's a whole series of them. For anyone who hasn't seen them:
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Can she stop with the whole "I'm such a calamity" act. It's not cute or adorable!
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No thanks to Hellmanns for allowing her to claim she put her £10k(+) gig at risk to raise up Black voices…There's a whole series of them. For anyone who hasn't seen them:
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Can she stop with the whole "I'm such a calamity" act. It's not cute or adorable!tattle.life
It didn’t thicken in the oven….
…this item of grimness
is actually a frozen Waitrose mini lasagne my teen heated for herself tonight (don’t worry, I didn’t lose the run of myself and make a Jack recipe, I was just too late back from work/making dinner for my teen’s liking…but at least she’s eaten something….), but the picture really doesn’t do any justice to the pool of watery “bechamel” that certainly did not thicken as promised.Anyway, I saw it and thought of you…
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