Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter

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How very dare you. My profile pics are like candy canes compared to that! I mean its barbaric!
 
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How very dare you. My profile pics are like candy canes compared to that! I mean its barbaric!
The bean juice on one of those eggs makes me want to vom, could you not have rinsed them first?! Hahahahaaha

No food looks as bad as a dirty bowl of Jack's slop with an odd sized utensil sticking out of it. (I think about the impaled lasagne a lot, why Jack, why?).
 
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I’ve never come across grated halloumi in actual Cyprus, it would be like grating mozzarella with the fine side of a grater I guess- because it melts and goes stretchy- but why would you finely grate either? Unless you had an eating disorder and you were trying to limit calories whilst appearing to eat
In Greek cooking they usually grate one of the hard cheeses like Anari or Myzritha sp?
 
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Why doesn’t she just call it halloumi and courgette pasta? She may has well have called is spaghetti Bolognese
 
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Isn't that the same shit she pulled with her comments about David Cameron. She said she wrote them a letter and then complained they didn't acknowledge it (no shit. why would they acknowledge after you'd been so vile)
 
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Why doesn’t she just call it halloumi and courgette pasta? She may has well have called is spaghetti Bolognese
She wouldnt even call spaghetti bolognese spaghetti bolognese. It would be "onion and carrot and garlic and celery (edinburgh), cooked low and slow on a bed of mince and pasta"

She might even use sausages, a la bo-lorne-naise. Smart price sausages - bollock-naise
 
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Been busy on holiday so on a massive grunk and only now reading about our esteemed guest from last night.

I’m sure it’s a total coincidence that anon joined tattle exactly 7 days (17 June 2020) before Jack showed herself on thread 31 (24 June 2020).

Hi Jack!
 
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Isn't that the same shit she pulled with her comments about David Cameron. She said she wrote them a letter and then complained they didn't acknowledge it (no shit. why would they acknowledge after you'd been so vile)
She’s lucky (bad Tory vibes now?) Sharon Osbourne didn’t do Samantha Cameron a pro bono in a box for that shit letter no one would have read.
 
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