A legend in her own lunchtimeHer world must be amazing to live in. Imagine "being incredible" at everything in your own mind.
In fairness to Jack Billy Blue Hat was boring Rodger Red hat was way better.Jack’s last attempt at writing about climate change involved an article in which she compared herself to Greta Thunberg
It also featured one of my favourite Jack fantasies of all time…the fantasy being that as a child she was basically Matilda
View attachment 759306
I had Roger Red Hat & co in the early 90s! Not in the UK admittedly, but the hats were still alive and well. I preferred Letterland. Good old Clever Cat, Kicking King, and those weird incest cousins.You know, I'm not even sure she knows she's lying.
She says it all with such conviction.
I read 'The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe ' when I was seven. I must be a fucking genius (alas, I am not)
They stopped dishing out the 'Village with 3 corners' books in the eighties. That's where Billy Blue hat lived with his friends Roger Redhat and Jennifer and Johnny Yellowhat. My eldest is a couple of years younger than her and he read those god awful Biff and Chip books. Why is she pretending to be a child of the 70s?
Why would a parent governor ever speak to a Y1 child about what they are reading? What kind of arse would say something like that?
Why would a High School give a psychiatric cognitive test on a y7?
No such thing as a 'gifted and talented school ' unless they just meant a grammar school.
The fact she's got the balls to put all this into print is a sign of her Narcissistic personality. If a Narc says something then it is true, even if it isn't.
I made one of her tin can cook recipes once. Vile. Maybe it's me though, I'm not exactly a Michelin star chef.
Some random bloke who chased her down a hotel corridor shouting, or something, because she tricked him in to thinking tinned something was gourmet cooking. I forget the details.imaginary characters who have wronged jack:
-Bullying parent-governer
-Old chief anti-traaaaazers on a bird
-Unnamed Journalists who laughed at Jack saying she wanted to write a book on the holocaust and predicting the rise of trump because she didn’t go to university
-Pret boardroom stealing her undisclosed but definitely real recipe
-White trash shouldn’t breed lady
-shin kicking victim
-Russell Brand, sometimes
-The whole of Southend because she has tattoos
feel free to add fraus
Not being a Billy Blue Hat Truther but I’m Jack’s age and read them at school in Year 1. My school did have these curtains though so they weren’t exactly keeping up with the times.They stopped dishing out the 'Village with 3 corners' books in the eighties. That's where Billy Blue hat lived with his friends Roger Redhat and Jennifer and Johnny Yellowhat. My eldest is a couple of years younger than her and he read those god awful Biff and Chip books. Why is she pretending to be a child of the 70s?
Ah, Letterland! I'm a year older than Jack and I remember those guys...I had Roger Red Hat & co in the early 90s! Not in the UK admittedly, but the hats were still alive and well. I preferred Letterland. Good old Clever Cat, Kicking King, and those weird incest cousins.
Just joking of course, I was reading War & Peace in the original Russian.
I can't tell you how much #frugalmama and #frugalmom annoy me...
The headteacher on Twitter who Jack apologised to after which there appeared to be the inexplicable watershed moment that initiated Jack 2.0.Some random bloke who chased her down a hotel corridor shouting, or something, because she tricked him in to thinking tinned something was gourmet cooking. I forget the details.
Teacher who Jack sent a book to.
Shop assistant is posh coat shop.
Someone in a bank who didn't think an armful of shit tattoos was identification.
Isn’t cacio e Pepe meant to be one of the simplest and pared back of all pasta recipes?
It is just meant to be cheese (pecorino Romano) and black pepper. Nothing else.Isn’t cacio e Pepe meant to be one of the simplest and pared back of all pasta recipes?
I am sure it is definitely not meant to include courgette and halloumi.
Go and swing on your hammock in the late summer sun Jack and pretend that everything is A OK.
Cos it isn’t.
Where’s the pumpkin spice?!#cookingonaboostrap is this Jack's seasonal halloween branding?
Considering all the frugal and cheap hashtags isn’t halloumi quite expensive?
Perhaps they meant MENSA.You know, I'm not even sure she knows she's lying.
She says it all with such conviction.
I read 'The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe ' when I was seven. I must be a fucking genius (alas, I am not)
They stopped dishing out the 'Village with 3 corners' books in the eighties. That's where Billy Blue hat lived with his friends Roger Redhat and Jennifer and Johnny Yellowhat. My eldest is a couple of years younger than her and he read those god awful Biff and Chip books. Why is she pretending to be a child of the 70s?
Why would a parent governor ever speak to a Y1 child about what they are reading? What kind of arse would say something like that?
Why would a High School give a psychiatric cognitive test on a y7?
No such thing as a 'gifted and talented school ' unless they just meant a grammar school.
The fact she's got the balls to put all this into print is a sign of her Narcissistic personality. If a Narc says something then it is true, even if it isn't.
#cookingonaboostrap is this Jack's seasonal halloween branding?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?