Her world must be amazing to live in. Imagine "being incredible" at everything in your own mind.Jack’s last attempt at writing about climate change involved an article in which she compared herself to Greta Thunberg
It also featured one of my favourite Jack fantasies of all time…the fantasy being that as a child she was basically Matilda
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also she was reading her parent’s books at four but then had regressed to charlie and the chocolate factory by six? What was going on there? (oh yeah…she’s full of shit)Her world must be amazing to live in. Imagine "being incredible" at everything in your own mind.
She's saying she was reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory either towards the end of Year One or the first two thirds of Year Two like it's something remarkable? It's literally the normal reading age range for the book, along with The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.Jack’s last attempt at writing about climate change involved an article in which she compared herself to Greta Thunberg
It also featured one of my favourite Jack fantasies of all time…the fantasy being that as a child she was basically Matilda
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Maybe her parents books are, like, Dr Seuss or somethingalso she was reading her parent’s books at four but then had regressed to charlie and the chocolate factory by six? What was going on there? (oh yeah…she’s full of shit)
Peter and Jane. Theyre in the right age bracket.Maybe her parents books are, like, Dr Seuss or something
To be fair, I’ve regressed since the “great crash of Autumn 2019”.also she was reading her parent’s books at four but then had regressed to charlie and the chocolate factory by six? What was going on there? (oh yeah…she’s full of shit)
She is basically Rik from The Young Ones. (On some days anyway).This is from THAT “meme” T-shirt post.
I’ve squiggled the squiggle but hopefully it’s ok to say they’re the Insta account for a branch of Extinction Rebellion
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imaginary characters who have wronged jack:The bullying parent-governor may be my favourite fictional character. Imagine her parents:
"Our gifted and talented daughter is reading at a higher level than her class. Shall we speak to her teacher about it, so she doesn't get bored?"
"Nah, let's tell a random governor. Oooh, why not the one from up the road, he's got a reputation for being a raging dickhead."
Us... Well because... You know....imaginary characters who have wronged jack:
-Bullying parent-governer
-Old chief anti-traaaaazers on a bird
-Unnamed Journalists who laughed at Jack saying she wanted to write a book on the holocaust and predicting the rise of trump because she didn’t go to university
-Pret boardroom stealing her undisclosed but definitely real recipe
-White trash shouldn’t breed lady
-shin kicking victim
-Russell Brand, sometimes
-The whole of Southend because she has tattoos
feel free to add fraus
I have dyspraxia, diagnosed at school. My sister and my mum helped me jump hurdles and i managed to go all they way through school onto university.Is this a different autism diagnosis story to the other two. It was very difficult to get an autism diagnosis when Jack was growing up. I was diagnosed as an adult I was diagnosed with dyspraxia at school. In a neurodiversity group I went to all the girls were diagnosed with dyspraxia and all the boys were diagnosed with Asperger despite having similar needs.
I really hate the autism is my super power discourse. It is so harmful for those who are more severely affected. It also isn’t a super power.
I really struggled at school and not because people did not recognise my brilliance but because there were basic tasks that everyone was expected todo that I couldn’t.
The ‘flipping burgers’ teacher.imaginary characters who have wronged jack:
-Bullying parent-governer
-Old chief anti-traaaaazers on a bird
-Unnamed Journalists who laughed at Jack saying she wanted to write a book on the holocaust and predicting the rise of trump because she didn’t go to university
-Pret boardroom stealing her undisclosed but definitely real recipe
-White trash shouldn’t breed lady
-shin kicking victim
-Russell Brand, sometimes
-The whole of Southend because she has tattoos
feel free to add fraus
Pretty sure Michael Portillo definitely told her she should have kept her legs shut if she couldn’t afford a child.imaginary characters who have wronged jack:
-Bullying parent-governer
-Old chief anti-traaaaazers on a bird
-Unnamed Journalists who laughed at Jack saying she wanted to write a book on the holocaust and predicting the rise of trump because she didn’t go to university
-Pret boardroom stealing her undisclosed but definitely real recipe
-White trash shouldn’t breed lady
-shin kicking victim
-Russell Brand, sometimes
-The whole of Southend because she has tattoos
feel free to add fraus
Maybe her parents were big ‘Janet and John’ fans?also she was reading her parent’s books at four but then had regressed to charlie and the chocolate factory by six? What was going on there? (oh yeah…she’s full of shit)
These ones are real thoughimaginary characters who have wronged jack:
-Bullying parent-governer
-Old chief anti-traaaaazers on a bird
-Unnamed Journalists who laughed at Jack saying she wanted to write a book on the holocaust and predicting the rise of trump because she didn’t go to university
-Pret boardroom stealing her undisclosed but definitely real recipe
-White trash shouldn’t breed lady
-shin kicking victim
-Russell Brand, sometimes
-The whole of Southend because she has tattoos
feel free to add fraus
You know, I'm not even sure she knows she's lying.Jack’s last attempt at writing about climate change involved an article in which she compared herself to Greta Thunberg
It also featured one of my favourite Jack fantasies of all time…the fantasy being that as a child she was basically Matilda
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Saleswoman in jacket shop (brazenly appropriated from Pretty Woman cos nobody will have seen that and be able to join the dots)imaginary characters who have wronged jack:
-Bullying parent-governer
-Old chief anti-traaaaazers on a bird
-Unnamed Journalists who laughed at Jack saying she wanted to write a book on the holocaust and predicting the rise of trump because she didn’t go to university
-Pret boardroom stealing her undisclosed but definitely real recipe
-White trash shouldn’t breed lady
-shin kicking victim
-Russell Brand, sometimes
-The whole of Southend because she has tattoos
feel free to add fraus
Kumquat!Jack’s last attempt at writing about climate change involved an article in which she compared herself to Greta Thunberg
It also featured one of my favourite Jack fantasies of all time…the fantasy being that as a child she was basically Matilda
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Several things spring to mind.Jack’s last attempt at writing about climate change involved an article in which she compared herself to Greta Thunberg
It also featured one of my favourite Jack fantasies of all time…the fantasy being that as a child she was basically Matilda
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