Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter

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Toffee finger

What an interesting grunk. I thought Jack had done something but nah just someone who can’t be arsed to read the wiki.
 
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MancBee

Bwidge said:
I suspect they're superfluous chocolate vermicelli
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They could be mendacious vermicelli, metaphorically recumbant in a somewhat complacent manner on the surface of the unctuous layer of the oleaginous cake.
 
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Lanie

Theres a big difference between heavy duty kitchen and messy. I am surprised at it being a chefs there normally more organised.
 
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EddieBeds

Hi Jack

Thanks for responding to my comment about not having any gold spray for the pancakes I posted on the previous thread. So kind that you thought I was asking where it was from - I wasn’t. I don’t need gold spray to make my food sparkle as it’s edible in the first place. As others have said Jack, you can’t glitter a turd.

As you’re so obviously reading here - stop robbing people of their hard earned cash, close down the patreon and do your accounts. Oh and for all our sakes stop lying.

But mega bantz that you sent a friend to try and defend you. If you need a reminder you can read your own wiki for the receipts. In your own words, now fuck off.
 
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Sideboard Bob

Quoting myself like a prick because I’ve just noticed, after thinking I was being so smart “translating” the unreadable font, I made a typo! “(Not a as, I just get asked a lot!)” - should of course say “Not an ad”!

Captainmouse said:
It’s the bottom of a fish tank I tell ya, pond life
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That’s exactly what I thought too! Just out of shot there’s some little blue rocks and a plastic diver.
 
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BantzMonkey

Looking back at the Dash photo she used from a year ago made me think.... She posted the picture of SB 'enjoying' her rank cabbage the other day with SB in the background. Now I'm no child expert, but they really don't look like the hands of an 11 year old boy to me Do we think she could have used an old photo to pretend SB was with her on that day like she (allegedly) has with the rabbit?
 
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MancBee

I thought that at the time, but dismissed it as I thought no one would be that devious. I should know better by now.
 
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Lanie

Was showing my son the biscuits and said it reminded him of when he used to make iced plain digestives in reception and sometimes his teacher gave them decorations to pop on them.
 
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Legionnairess

Oooh I thought that too - looking at my boys hands. But you are brave enough to say it.
 
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BantzMonkey

Legionnairess said:
Oooh I thought that too - looking at my boys hands. But you are brave enough to say it.
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Posting 3 times in a row about a crappy cabbage dish seemed performative then add on a suspect picture of a supposedly 11 year old boy whose hands and chin look suspiciously smol. It all seems weird. Then to say on her latest glittery chocolate turd slab that she's slowly getting back into the kitchen... It's all incredibly weird and doesn't add up.
 
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Toffee finger

I re read the lime goss article as I couldn’t remember exactly how the Jamie Oliver situation ended. She replied to someone else’s tweet to say she was a bit of a prick and wrote him a letter. Not quite the same as tweeting a proper apology as that would have been missed by the majority of people.

 
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