Jack Monroe #205 Overdeliverer
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Tempted to reply "I ride it as if it were Seabiscuit"
Forgive my rubbish photo editing please.
The twit in the (Cabbage) Hat:
The twit in the (Cabbage) Hat:
The macaroni looks fresh out of a tin.
Sounds ABSOLUTELY foul. Why oh why?! I cry!I had a nose around, her site still isn't working so it's hard to read recipes in full but the curry she did for Linda McCartney had kale in it. While nosing I came across her banana, tea and chickpea curry which I'd forgotten about, and am now sad to remember again. It also contains yogurt and mandarins
It's been bugging me for a while, what her narc attributes remind me of. The penny dropped this evening - my 5 year old. 5 year old will happily put on a show and explain how to pretend in whatever game we are playing. I am expected to play along as directed and only shower in praise with how good she is and how I'm enjoying the game etc.
Of course I play along as she's 5 and knows no better. Jack is... well, there are 2 options depending on which side of the #1978Truther you are... and she SHOULD know better. Everything is performative and literally there for people to fawn over her, no matter how mundane or trivial the subject matter. I think she feels she has an element of power here too, as she feels in control of the narrative and can choose what to put out etc. Her only downfall/nemesis is here as we dare to question her and challenge her, pointing out inconsistencies and fabrications etc. Whilst yes, the stuff here is mostly speculation and she might feel that she has the upper hand because we don't always truly know what is actually the truth... we come close enough to upsetting the power balance and the 'child' actually being given boundaries
Of course I play along as she's 5 and knows no better. Jack is... well, there are 2 options depending on which side of the #1978Truther you are... and she SHOULD know better. Everything is performative and literally there for people to fawn over her, no matter how mundane or trivial the subject matter. I think she feels she has an element of power here too, as she feels in control of the narrative and can choose what to put out etc. Her only downfall/nemesis is here as we dare to question her and challenge her, pointing out inconsistencies and fabrications etc. Whilst yes, the stuff here is mostly speculation and she might feel that she has the upper hand because we don't always truly know what is actually the truth... we come close enough to upsetting the power balance and the 'child' actually being given boundaries
inspired by jack’s brave crusade to bring unfashionable and mysterious vegetables back, i’ve just invented this crazy new concept which is slicing cabbage thinly and eating it like a salad. I think i’ll call it, ‘Slaw’
Did she shrink her shoulders in the wash?
let it dry on the radiator and mix it with salt and stuffing mix for a luxury spa experienceBung it in a curry
Uh oh. She's got her eye on Sue Perkins...I don’t come here much anymore, so sorry if these have already been posted. They’re both from August. Chef’s
The sideboard filled with tit gave me this idea - imagine if she does an eBay clear out to raise funds to keep her out of prison? Imagine us having hundreds and hundreds of items to judge and triangulate, pls Rishi mate sort this out 
Got this email, have i been trangulated
* Disclaimer. Its really an email for the entertainer.
I do like how forceful it is. Get your shopping or fcuk you!
* Disclaimer. Its really an email for the entertainer.
I do like how forceful it is. Get your shopping or fcuk you!
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No that's way too consistent for Jack. It will never be mentioned again.
Perhaps she will try dessert for a change.
Unkind, but f*ck, did that make me laugh?
We eat out of pasta bowls sometimes, mainly because we eat watching tv and stuff is more secure than eating it off a plate, it's a national trend apparently as sales of them have soared. We aren't total savages however, and eat at the table too, and use plates
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So wrong!!! But funny. We need multiple emojis for these moments.
Cabbage Jack is pretty dull. I couldn't live off those portions or meal balance, is she a Just Eat / Uber Eats / Deliveroo share holder drumming up business?
If that was really from Jack it would say you pay for her shopping!Got this email, have i been trangulated
* Disclaimer. Its really an email for the entertainer.
I do like how forceful it is. Get your shopping or fcuk you!
can someone please make a cabbage patch jack kid.
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