Jack Monroe #204 What’s sock oil?
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He must be very unwell, this isn't like him at all! To be fair I might have fried his circuits while making him repeatedly sing Inexplicable Egg. Don't worry though, I've just shipped him off to an aparthotel so he can recharge his batteries. Maybe when he gets back he'll be more reasonable.
I just can’t imagine going to the effort of setting up your phone and posing like like this in an empty house, and then actually posting it on social media? Or even just having the idea to do it in the first place and then doing it? I mean, who does this? So alien to me but then I’m an old ninny.
Sorry to quote myself but i thought of another quote.
Im ready for my sideboard MR De-vil
You don’t know how to work the psychic bot, you sad hausfraus!
Which of you Boomers have only been pressing the button once?
Which of you Boomers have only been pressing the button once?
She obviously has waaaaaay too much time on her hands... *She says whilst rapidly knocking up another Jack tee meme*
This is all I can think of every time I see the pic, fricken laser beams coming out of her fingers. #sittinginalaserbeam
HE LEFT on a bike too 
She keeps the Cocks and the Tampons
In her Cotswold cabinet
'Can't afford a Colin cake'
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Constipation and maladies
At anytime an invitation
You'll want to decline
J.1g and cigarettes
No concept of etiquette
Extraordinary mice
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Fingertips with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Not recommended at the price
Insatiable? Appetite?
Wanna try? (No)
To avoid complications
She always wears a designer dress
In conversation
She spends just like a baroness
Sideboard full of China
Injuries are never minor
Then again 'accidentally'
Finds an egg in every meal
Perfume (naturally) from Penhaligons
For squigs she couldn't care less
Sloppy and imprecise
She's Benchpressing a Queen
Cheap wet ham and thrice washed beans
Pretending she's just fourteen
Guaranteed to blow your guts
Anytime
It's vile slop at any price
Everyone's lost their appetite
Wanna try? (No)
In her Cotswold cabinet
'Can't afford a Colin cake'
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Constipation and maladies
At anytime an invitation
You'll want to decline
J.1g and cigarettes
No concept of etiquette
Extraordinary mice
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Fingertips with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Not recommended at the price
Insatiable? Appetite?
Wanna try? (No)
To avoid complications
She always wears a designer dress
In conversation
She spends just like a baroness
Sideboard full of China
Injuries are never minor
Then again 'accidentally'
Finds an egg in every meal
Perfume (naturally) from Penhaligons
For squigs she couldn't care less
Sloppy and imprecise
She's Benchpressing a Queen
Cheap wet ham and thrice washed beans
Pretending she's just fourteen
Guaranteed to blow your guts
Anytime
It's vile slop at any price
Everyone's lost their appetite
Wanna try? (No)
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Call the coroner, I'm DYING! Hahahaha Hahahaha
You guys have killed me tonight, thank(space)you very much 
Loving waking up to the meme shirts instead of whatever traumatic slop picture we usually forensically examine 
No matter what Slopbot says, the cabal is definitely the best, funniest bunch on the whole of Tattle
No matter what Slopbot says, the cabal is definitely the best, funniest bunch on the whole of Tattle
Sorry Cabal, got carried away there. It's the new 'inspirational quotes'.
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