Jack Monroe #204 What’s sock oil?

[Candytuft]

I’m definitely getting one printed up.

COURT OUTFIT ! Oh yes ! Genius. Mines an XXL

 

[Lanie]

She is pretty but a very ugly personality. It ruins her.

 

[EddieBeds]

WTF?

There was me just checking the thread, saw there was 9 pages to catch up on and thought, what's Jack posted up now.

All she needs is a back to front baseball cap to complete the look.

Reminds me of

One of my favourite gifs - works so well for Jack (and for Slymon over on the Father of Daughters thread!).

 

[Readingismyhobby]

So I finished listening to the radio show on my headphones whilst I hoovered because I am a sucker for punishment. Random thoughts…
- blow your bleeping nose, all I could hear was constant bleeping sniffing in my ear.
- when Taylor Swift talked about ruining everything, she didn’t mean dinner.
- she obviously thinks she’s brilliant at parenting. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t doubt themselves. Not Jackshe’s bloody brilliant at it.
- my best friends parents were foster carers. She doesn’t think she was ‘parenting’ what a narc thing to say. Is it just me or did she say ‘children’ rather aggressively.
- she’s now told everyone her son is called Johnathan and in year 7. I’ve worked in a number of secondary schools, it’s not a popular name. I can’t remember what she said but there was underlying criticism of him wanting to be called a proper name rather than Johnny.
- LJC deffo LEFT then.
- I can’t believe she picked Common People. Hi Jack.

When I was younger a “jonny “ was a condom.

 

[NP]

When I was younger a “jonny “ was a condom.

Reminds me of this sketch.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

If she wants to become a meme we should really oblige, this could be her opportunity to finally go viral! The full-size template is under the spoiler for you. I made the executive decision to leave the Cooper fur on her right tit which is fitting because she looks like a right tit.

Spoiler: meme template

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Will never recover that whilst LJC is handing out Olympic medals in Tokyo Jack’s photoshopped laser beams onto her fingertips.

Wonder if she saw this coming when she was on a narc high mugging LJC off at every given opportunity during DKL

 

[colouredlines]

If she wants to become a meme we should really oblige, this could be her opportunity to finally go viral! The full-size template is under the spoiler for you. I made the executive decision to leave the Cooper fur on her right tit which is fitting because she looks like a right tit.

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Spoiler: meme template

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Love it! I've gone with hiphop Jack, representing...

 

[Emmapism]

Woop woop it's the sound of HMRC, woop woop it's da sound of da beast

 

[FlashBoof]

Can I just say, even though I am (genuinely, unlike slop Queen) not buying new clothing for environmental reasons, I will break that rule for a tee with slop bot on. It truly is a masterpiece. I love him.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Heaven forbid any of our partners ever go through our phones

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Can I just say, even though I am (genuinely, unlike slop Queen) not buying new clothing for environmental reasons, I will break that rule for a tee with slop bot on. It truly is a masterpiece. I love him.

Yes! His earnest little face is inspirational.

When I wake up tomorrow please please please let there be lots of Jack tees to make me owl and champagne...

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Bonjour ninnies.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Seriously, what f*cking grown ass woman poses like that? Its making me irrationally angry every time I see it. I think it's the pout but it's also the leaning, and it's also the Saul Goodman fringe, and it's also the E. T. fingers and finally I think it might just be that it's Jack

 

[HotesTilaire]

 

[Boyo]

 

[LittleMissMuffet]

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Im cringing so bad. Just.. who does she think she is?!

 

[Orphan_Black]

Is the green bush not the basil plant we got to see before?