Jack Monroe #204 What’s sock oil?

[BananaSmith]

Speaking of faulty smoke alarms… sorry to drift off topic. Mine has a battery but connects to the mains. I had taken it off the mains thing when sorting some redecorating and then the battery started chirping. Got new battery in it but it chirps. My partner is away so I can’t reach the ceiling to re-connect it but it is still chirping with the new one in. Do I need a new alarm?

If you haven't put your alarm back up it might just be chirping because of that. The battery might need replacing because it's not been put back up. I'm not an expert (no fire call centre training here to make me a LITERAL expert).
While it's down have a look at it as there should be an expiry date on it.
Ours say 2015 ( Moved in 2 years ago).

Have contacted electrician to come and replace - new regs coming in next Feb so have to get interlinking ones.

 

[Flash123]

If you haven't put your alarm back up it might just be chirping because of that. The battery might need replacing because it's not been put back up. I'm not an expert (no fire call centre training here to make me a LITERAL expert).
While it's down have a look at it as there should be an expiry date on it.
Ours say 2015 ( Moved in 2 years ago).

Have contacted electrician to come and replace - new regs coming in next Feb so have to get interlinking ones.

Yeah, I just looked and the expiry is 2019. I’ve ordered a battery only one in the mean time off Amazon just now as no idea what model would fit our electrical one.

 

[LittleMissMuffet]

 

[Captainmouse]

Seriously, what f*cking grown ass woman poses like that? Its making me irrationally angry every time I see it. I think it's the pout but it's also the leaning, and it's also the Saul Goodman fringe, and it's also the E. T. fingers and finally I think it might just be that it's Jack

She thinks she’s oasis, Cool Britannia

 

[Captainmouse]

 

[LennyBriscoe]

You bunch of mithering ninnies! I am HOOTING and if Jack doesn’t even raise a smile on her Sunday Morning Grunka then she is dead inside I tell thee, dead inside!

 

[Boyo]

 

[Captainmouse]

Is it mithering ninny Sunday?

 

[Lanie]

 

[Captainmouse]

For @blurstoftimes

 

[Pocahontas]

 

[TragicSweetPotatoes]

 

[BananaSmith]

She thinks she’s oasis, Cool Britannia

While her photo editing skills are Blur.

 

[Captainmouse]

She thinks she’s oasis, Cool Britannia
While her photo editing skills are Blur.

An amalgamation of the two could be a #thread title

 

[MancBee]

View attachment 745871

I love them all, but this one just tipped me over the edge. I'm sat here with tears rolling down my face.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I'll take a Bean Rinser and the Jack-on-Jack in black, please. Also one in a child's size for Pooh, not me. I'm a large.

 

[Captainmouse]

Absolute must have

Herr available on request

 

[Hollaaa]

Send for @FunnyFuneral for I am deceased!
Best grunk ever. I missed the live shenanigans because look where I was last night - completely by accident:

Me to my friend: OMG it's the bee. I didn't realise it was this station. I need to take a photo for the cable.
Friend: WTF?

 

[FlashBoof]

I will also add the Jack in the style of Pink Floyds Ummagumma album cover, to my slopbot tee.

Anyone else excited by Jacks take on Japanese fruit sandwiches? One to look out for!

 

[Universal]

This has made my morning!

I am trying to think of the phrase she used to greet the firemen at a festival when she was carrying a bladder of wine - that story always me me laugh and I would love to see it on her t shirt please Fraus.