It’s softly, gently existing behind the scenes.Where’s her grade one GI Jane haircut?
It’s softly, gently existing behind the scenes.Where’s her grade one GI Jane haircut?
Almost as you watch, like Russian vineHer hair grows real fast, doesn't it!
I was going to go with sliced sausages, overcooked so they have that sausage toffee effectWhy is there chicken breasts on his porridge?
It's all just about them sweet, sweet dollar dollar bills y'all. In Jackland, you have to be everything to everyone. All boxes ticked so you're constantly available with whatever opinion will raise your media profile.I definately feel like she feels left out of things and she uses her identity parade of characters as away to fit in, but even in this i think she struggles to identify with what she picks hence the mashup of identities, constant twitter bio updates etc.
Not saying shes not any of identities, but i think shes trying to find one that fits and struggles because she feels she doesnt fit in anywhere.
I dont know why they don't just be themselves. Stop looking for a label.
Almost as fast as her nose!Her hair grows real fast, doesn't it!
The nose is ever changing, sometimes it's smol and pretty, other times it's not (#notfiltered #notfacetuned)So now she's worried about safeguarding her son's privacy? Wasn't it only a few months ago she was tweeting strangers about his "smeggy underwear"?
Almost as fast as her nose!
Also, bizarrely, around the time she got pregnant BY A MAN #makeitmakesenseJack even "formed the local Pride group the LGBT group of the Fire Service" she was "gay with a capital G"
Good grief, how did the Gay community ever manage without her campaigning skills? We were clearly all waiting for our saviour Mx Monroe.
I've had two jackets with epaulettes, should I be examining my gender?Back for a listen and only made 2 minutes this time. At this rate it will take me days to get through it.
She was out and proud in the Fire Service she "had epaulettes, a skinhead and everything". Jack even "formed the local Pride group the LGBT group of the Fire Service" she was "gay with a capital G"
Good grief, how did the Gay community ever manage without her campaigning skills? We were clearly all waiting for our saviour Mx Monroe.
Well, that'll help her get her 25,000 daily steps in (insert the Lies, the lies gif)"pacing around the house for 7 hours"...or...get your accounts done
Yes, absolutely xI've had two jackets with epaulettes, should I be examining my gender?
Coffee spat all over my laptop (fancy, but 10 years old). Will I never learn to not read here and drink at the same time?I've had two jackets with epaulettes, should I be examining my gender?
It's 100% been shopped. You can see where the blur tool has been used on the forehead and cheeks, as there is a 'tide' mark encircling her face. The eyes have been tweaked, one iris is bigger than the other, and look just under her chin, that's been sharpened as well as the brambly mice ear another frau pointed out.Someone earlier speculated that she's had botox... If I was a betting person I'd say yes she has by looking at that horizontal line on her forehead, I've seen this a lot on people who have definitely had botox, so to me it looks suspicious.
Pure speculation your honour.
I listened to it and agree.I listened to The Thing. She's very annoying but I think it's just regular levels of JM annoyingness tbh. She is generally quite manic and weirdly enthusiastic about odd things. I do continue to be amazed that she gets any press attention at all. Her cookbooks are just terrible. You'd think at some point the publisher would get such a poor return they'd just stop doing them.
I am not going to listen but is it fair to say….puppyish?I listened to it and agree.
She was giddy and over-excited and saying odd, poorly-judged stuff (what else is new) - but this didn’t seem all that different from when she was on DKL. Like I don’t think 1g or drink was involved - just her usual heady mix of I’M JACK MONROE.