Oh marvellous!!!!! Slopbot I will never tire of your wonderful tunes. The synth solo is exquisite!!!
Jack Monroe #204 What’s sock oil?
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@traumatised sideboard The inexplicable egg chorus going to a whisper has made my night. Genuinely the best thing you've done since Onion police.
The idea that there would be a concert where we are all shouting 'inexplicable egg!' at you has tickled me immensely.
The idea that there would be a concert where we are all shouting 'inexplicable egg!' at you has tickled me immensely.
Fabulously wonderful. I’ve had a tit day ( got a cold,not COVID) and am feeling rubbish. This cheered me up no end.
I've played that and it's done something to 'Alexa' who is now apologising to me for not understanding!
YES
Do we have an EP or LP already?
This is wasted on just us cabal but no one else will truly appreciate the genius.
Crowd goes wild
‘Play inexplicable egg already!!!’
snorts
This is dreamy! I totally zoned out for a minute and then the cloaca happened and I burst out laughing.
Does anybody in your real, non tattle life know of your Pet Slop Boys skillz TS? I feel like you need some proper recognition. Maybe a GQ Award presented by the smol pixie herself? Via some schoolchildren, naturally.
Nothing to add apart from fizzy hooting and champagne owls her at Tilaire Towers!
Can’t believe Slopbot is just bigger than an egg or smaller than a tin can, as he’s such a big presence in my life
Can’t believe Slopbot is just bigger than an egg or smaller than a tin can, as he’s such a big presence in my life
I never, until discovering these threads, considered the possibility of ever hearing the lyric "A riff on a ribollita." Surely even Jack would have to raise a smile at Slopbot's latest banger?
I've just had a vision of what might happen if Jack brought out her own virtual assistant...
"Aleggsa, play Common People."
"duck OFF, I'M BUSY."
Jack had not Tweeted or posted to Instagram (on the grid at least), since last Wednesday. The last Instagram stories (”GI Jane”, and then later more muddy puddle finds) were on Sunday. I wonder if she’s lying low after Monday’s radio chaos?
thankspaceyou thankspaceyou thankspaceyou!
I've had a dreadful day and this is just what was needed! 
omg, just noticed the chef emoji has a tiny inexplicable egg
eta, she does on my keyboard at least. whyyyyy do different OS have to have differing emojis and show you up like this
We will need to have a best single award at the sloppies as there have been so many bangers this past year.
Also in other news guess who is the number one best seller in the whole of Amazon UK today, not just the food section?
Also in other news guess who is the number one best seller in the whole of Amazon UK today, not just the food section?
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Brilliant slopblot and @traumatised sideboard.
I think she probably got a bollocking from the powers above for the radio fuckup and is in a timeout( not the chocolate bar)
I think she probably got a bollocking from the powers above for the radio fuckup and is in a timeout( not the chocolate bar)
Now on Spotify:
I would be mortified and I am an expert at getting caned and gobby in public and regretting it immediately after.
Allegedly.
The pod version is 31 mins long of chat...I’m halfway through and I did not hear a sniff or snot yet!
It took them that long to edit it AGAIN after listening and realising how bad it sounded
Now on Spotify:
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Lots and lots of slurping and heavy breathing and sniffing.
This is making me feel quite unwell.
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Lots and lots of slurping and heavy breathing and sniffing.
This is making me feel quite unwell.
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