Jack Monroe #203 Found a packet of pork mince

[Hollaaa]

It looks like the sink when you have rinsed all the Christmas dinner plates and serving bowls, to load up the dishwasher (get me, posh! With a dishwasher!). You pull the plug and it’s a veritable swamp of grease clogged disgustingness stuck around and at the bottom of the sink.

With POBP!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

So are you all saying L won’t come running back to lunches like this? View attachment 734787

Christ, that's the most passive aggressive plate of food I've ever seen.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

So are you all saying L won’t come running back to lunches like this? View attachment 734787

Mrs J! Makes my skin crawl.

 

[Captainmouse]

I spy a totally uncooked and potentially ill-making egg in that “lunch”.

I am always so impressed by the observational skills of the cabal, I see it, recoil and move on, you guys really study it

 

[Cookiecookie]

So are you all saying L won’t come running back to lunches like this? View attachment 734787

What in the hell is it? I see brown liquid, lots of cabbage, raw egg, and POBP - tasted like...everything she'd ever had a nightmare about...everything she ever thought farts tasted like...everything she never wanted to try food wise? What is the real answer?!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I thought the same! @Veronicaaa this is huge, I’m so excited for you! Plus you’ve got literally hundreds of guaranteed book sales from the cabal alone.

Don't get too excited, I was half-joking, I've only written about 1,000 words so far and can't guarantee it will ever see the light of day. It's my granola recipe, if you will.

 

[Boyo]

So are you all saying L won’t come running back to lunches like this? View attachment 734787

Surely, “Mrs J’s lunch looks like a jumble sale” has to be a fair contender for #threadtitle?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Don't get too excited, I was half-joking, I've only written about 1,000 words so far and can't guarantee it will ever see the light of day. It's my granola recipe, if you will.

We need a don’t f with cats style documentary. Netflix can write it for us we don’t have time we’re busy triangulating. Don’t f with solids?

 

[onlysunshine]

We need a don’t f with cats style documentary. Netflix can write it for us we don’t have time we’re busy triangulating. Don’t f with solids?

Don't f with solids/disabilities/poverty/patreon/squiggles/glovesbirds/granola/Twitter/etc

Jackisms. They're all interchangeable

 

[Pocahontas]

If she liked it then she should have put an egg on it.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Don't get too excited, I was half-joking, I've only written about 1,000 words so far and can't guarantee it will ever see the light of day. It's my granola recipe, if you will.

Are you using post it notes?

 

[BlendedSlop]

Death is not an option, egg version: Mrs J's lunch v Caroline's brunch

 

[Lanie]

Isnt that lunch the contents of the bin? Is mrs j oscar the grouch, well she certainly would have been after that lunch.

Imagine faking happiness when being presented with that. The oscar people should nominate her for best actress. ( She deserves it)

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Is Jack saying that Cooper weighs 7kg? That's heavy isn't it? Unless of course....

Sorry, I'm grunking so I don't know where this will land but 7 kgs is actually very light for a Maine Coon. My biggest boy is just over 13 kg, little Susan weighs around 8.5. Cooper looks like he's heavier than 7 kgs.

 

[Lanie]

Sorry, I'm grunking so I don't know where this will land but 7 kgs is actually very light for a Maine Coon. My biggest boy is just over 13 kg, little Susan weighs around 8.5. Cooper looks like he's heavier than 7 kgs.

Isnt he a quarter maine coon on his fathers cousins side?

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Christ, that's the most passive aggressive plate of food I've ever seen.

It feels like a hate crime. Not sure against what, though.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Every time I see a new slop:

 

[Sideboard Bob]

So are you all saying L won’t come running back to lunches like this? View attachment 734787

What the hell kind of jumble sales has Jack been going to?!

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

Omg guysss I'm currently in the midst of food poisoning from some dodgy sushi last night (not even fish sushi, how does one get poisoned from katsu and duck rolls?!) And the idea of Jackified sushi, although making me and is not helping with my current state of hugging the toilet thank(nospace)you all though for keeping me so entertained whilst I lie on the bathroom floor!!

 

[Lanie]

Omg guysss I'm currently in the midst of food poisoning from some dodgy sushi last night (not even fish sushi, how does one get poisoned from katsu and duck rolls?!) And the idea of Jackified sushi, although making me and is not helping with my current state of hugging the toilet thank(nospace)you all though for keeping me so entertained whilst I lie on the bathroom floor!!

Did you have a chaos or was it smol elfin like pixies at the takeaway?