I am dying, I am dying...happy Monday morning, down under pals!
anyway, all this talk of horny fish has got me thinking of this artwork my dad and stepmum have in the downstairs toilet
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Jack Monroe #203 Found a packet of pork mince
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If my butter smelled of fish I'd bin it but I'm only a 100% vegetarian so what would I know.
What if there was vegetarian “chicken style stock” beans, pasta disaster with burnt bottom and fish butter?
*from the garden* whatever it is I want to throw myself down and wail..
She’s good for aggravation I’ll give her that.
She’s good for aggravation I’ll give her that.
Good grief, why’s she posted a photo of a long drop? Beggars belief.
That photo should be captioned: if 2020 were a stew.
I’m assuming that she’s aiming for scandi chic, but an antlered spoon isn’t gonna make it look any better, Jack.
That photo should be captioned: if 2020 were a stew.
I’m assuming that she’s aiming for scandi chic, but an antlered spoon isn’t gonna make it look any better, Jack.
Sorry lads, I forgot. It’s been ages.
It's definitely spaghetti hoops in there, isn't it? She either has to list every single ingredient, name it something it plainly isn't - like her obsession with every soupy thing being a ribollita, or give it a 'sexy' name like her various come to bed concoctions (no thanks!)
Gwinnie will be thrilled!
Oh, I see what you mean, not an original bone in her body, unless she's making inedible slop!1. Where the f is my granola? Stop making tiny portions of tit and do the important stuff pls..
2. Salt, fat, acid, heat? That sounds familiar. Nothing you ever make or say is original Jack is it? Get out of Samin’s niche and stop quoting other people.
3. Where are the fluffy things? We need pics to know they are ok.
SALT FAT ACID HEAT
www.saltfatacidheat.com
Why doesn’t anyone else notice?Oh, I see what you mean, not an original bone in her body, unless she's making inedible slop!
SALT FAT ACID HEAT
Why?
Why?
(we cry)
Guess who’s back ~ back again1. Where the f is my granola? Stop making tiny portions of tit and do the important stuff pls.
2. Salt, fat, acid, heat? That sounds familiar. Nothing you ever make or say is original Jack is it? Get out of Samin’s niche and stop quoting other people.
3. Where are the fluffy things? We need pics to know they are ok.
Tunnel’s back ~ tell a friend
(I’m trying to distract you from the fact there’s no granola recipe
)Nothing can distract me. I have been searching for the best granola like Sauron searching for Frodo and Sam as they entered Modor.Guess who’s back ~ back again
Tunnel’s back ~ tell a friend
(I’m trying to distract you from the fact there’s no granola recipe
Now, Tunnel. We’ve spoken about this.
Starting to get the impression she might be a witch.
The chaos by the light of the full moon.
The ingredients list, give me a wart and a dead mans toe, add to some slop and away we go.
The chaos by the light of the full moon.
The ingredients list, give me a wart and a dead mans toe, add to some slop and away we go.
Morning frauen, are we going to make it three days of slop in a row?
I don’t think it is a coincidence that BubbleBuddy/HouseMate/VeryDearFriend has gone to Japan to cover the Paralympics - and The SlopQueen is back in fine fettle, not just on Insta, but a little bit of Twattering, too.
Not impressed with one of the comments on her Insta post - seasoned Readers of the threads will know which one I refer to, and, it’s not really cricket (as much as I dislike the chief enabler and remain, quite frankly, astounded that LJC can allow such blatant grifting and thievery).
Not impressed with one of the comments on her Insta post - seasoned Readers of the threads will know which one I refer to, and, it’s not really cricket (as much as I dislike the chief enabler and remain, quite frankly, astounded that LJC can allow such blatant grifting and thievery).
Found pork mince but cant find the fish in the freezer.
would have thought Kays Cooking would be more in JMs wheelhouse than Salt Acid Fat Heat
Well quite a lot of time has passed since Marcus and Tom launched Full Time Meals, it's still going in full force - note they didn't abandon it after the first week.... Our favourite Smol pixie still hasn't featured, I'm beginning to think she never will. It's almost like she was bullshitting when she claimed she was working with Tom isn't it 
Fancy not having a solid all week, her tummy must be kicking and churning you need to give it something to work with
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