Jack Monroe #201 Queen of Sharts

[Emmapism]

Thanks for the new thread TS my love x

 

[Fruitjack]

I am back to being the vegan sponge pudding without the secret ingredient

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

I am howling at the thread title she’s going to hate it

 

[Hollaaa]

I am back to being the vegan sponge pudding without the secret ingredient

You look like a poorly horse has been at you, dear heart x

 

[Flash123]

I would love her to get onto strictly. At least she would have to stop grafting on patreon and turn the Twitter tip jar off.

 

[fauxpoor]

What a thread 200 that was!
Blessed by the glory of Two sloups!
Surely will go down in herstory as one of the best.

 

[Vanelope]

I miss being a redhead. That was epic lads. Here is my other celebrity husband agreeing.

ETA I’m like Lady Catherine de Bourg and fireplaces - I have several. (Bringing out the Jane Austen deep cuts on a Wednesday - I’m giddy.)

 

[Lanie]

Well that sad. I was out today doing family things and came home expecting chaos.

Chaos, chaos, where for art thou?!

Everyone is nearly back to normal again.

Whats the next pre chaos conversation going to be?
Whats the best type of crockery to own?!

How old where you when you bought your first kettle?

Do you own a toaster or just say you dont then take pictures with it font and centre?!

Answer on a colourless postcard ( and only with a first class stamp. I won't be recieving second class)

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I’d love her to do strictly. She’d take criticism so well.

I miss my hair. But my new lumpy is really appropriate.

 

[Grizzlybear]

You look like a poorly horse has been at you, dear heart x

I almost snort laughed my tongue out of my nose

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I almost snort laughed my tongue out of my nose

This was me reading the new thread title earlier

 

[Grizzlybear]

Can’t believe it’s 201 threads since I noticed her first thread and thought: thank duck, I can’t stand her, what’s this then

 

[Clovis]

I don't miss my kumquat holiday hair one bit. So nice to get back to normal again.

 

[Flash123]

Can’t believe it’s 201 threads since I noticed her first thread and thought: thank duck, I can’t stand her, what’s this then

Indeed!
I only went on tattle for a nosy about the Philip Schofield story (not actually sure what happened in the end)

I remember noticing Jack’s thread and vaguely remembering her Being annoying but had no idea how much so!!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Can’t believe it’s 201 threads since I noticed her first thread and thought: thank duck, I can’t stand her, what’s this then

Are you me?
Is this an existential crisis?
Have I gone fugue?

Because that my friend, is pretty much absofuckinglutely word for word what came out of my mouth too.

 

[Fairy dust munch]

Did she get onto strictly?

Remember when our lovely insider told us she asked them

Hahaha not yet! But there's still time!

 

[Grizzlybear]

Are you me?
Is this an existential crisis?
Have I gone fugue?

Because that my friend, is pretty much absofuckinglutely word for word what came out of my mouth too.

It’s the hive cabal - I’m you and you’re me and we’re all each other

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Three Strictly contestants have been announced so far and she ain’t one of them! Another one being announced on Radio 2 breakfast tomorrow.

I can’t totally rule her out (because I don’t want to). Sometimes they reveal the big names first so it looks like a stellar line up and sometimes they save the best til last. If the best have been revealed so far, I reckon she’s in with a shout!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

It’s the hive cabal - I’m you and you’re me and we’re all each other

"I'm not a number, I'm a free frau"

It's like we're all trapped on 'the island' being chased by a big, brown balloon thing and there's no escape.
(One for the cabalistas born before Companies House stated year of birth)

 

[Flash123]

Three Strictly contestants have been announced so far and she ain’t one of them! Another one being announced on Radio 2 breakfast tomorrow.

I can’t totally rule her out (because I don’t want to). Sometimes they reveal the big names first so it looks like a stellar line up and sometimes they save the best til last. If the best have been revealed so far, I reckon she’s in with a shout!

Saving the best to last then!