Jack, you've resumed your old dysfunctional relationship with social media. Might be worth thinking about that.
Why has she posed this picture to make her son look like a toddler? And she has implied he is four foot (unless something else is her four foot love of her life)
In the first lockdown she shared a photograph of the back view of her in a yellow mac alongside her son. He was taller than her. Is she now suggesting she is 4ft or that he has shrunk in the past year?
I haven't used this for ages...
Make it make sense.
Uh oh, was Mom's recipe no good? And thank god Jack told us it was 'slightly softened' ice cream. There I was about to attempt it with rock hard stuff straight out of the freezer.
My relationship with my mum was pretty tit but at least she could actually make conversation with me without having to rely on prompt cards. Poor SB.NO child should be forced to start any day in the summer holidays with these bloody cards
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Compare and contrast Jack's cow pat cakes with Mom's salameThose are NOT chocolate salamis.
He was shorter, but was *going* to be taller.In the first lockdown she shared a photograph of the back view of her in a yellow mac alongside her son. He was taller than her. Is she now suggesting she is 4ft or that he has shrunk in the past year?
Do we reckon she set up her camera timer in the middle of the park just to catch this off-the-cuff shot?
Watch the rest of the gang follow suite now I only know, because she's getting disturbingly close in height to me now. I'd half convinced myself I must've shrunk, so measured us both.My 6yr old is 3ft 10 (I have just measured him ) It’s entirely possible that SB is 4ft, but it’s unlikely - especially as he was nearly as tall as the smol pixie in a photo she posted last year and we’re roughly the same height.
First I count teeth, then chairs and now I measure my child off the back of this thread
Ahhh the name makes sense now! Did not get the right vibe from Jack's.Compare and contrast Jack's cow pat cakes with Mom's salame
Wasn't it something like 5'1.7"?Ahhh the name makes sense now! Did not get the right vibe from Jack's.
My 6 year old is over 4 foot. Admittedly he is tall for his age but there's no way she's got SB's height right there. Which is strange considering she appears to be obsessed by her own height to the half inch.
I do wonder if her relative silence is because he has been googling her. I was pretty internet savvy at that age and I'm fairly sure if I had a 'famous' mum who told me not to search for her online I would be right onto Google or whatever the equivalent was back then, Ask Jeeves I guess.& when anyone that decides to google his mum sees a plethora of absolute tit - everything from unruly labia to her words “trying to top herself in the bathroom”
Can anyone explain to me why you would use 'confidence cards' meant for 2 year olds with your 12 year old?
To be fair, he was only 10 at the time, and Jack does often confuse him with a toddler.Can anyone explain to me why you would use 'confidence cards' meant for 2 year olds with your 12 year old?
Is there not a toddler positivity card about lies being bad? You'd think so...or Jack was lying.
I believe it was @LennyBriscoe who said a while ago that if Jack said it was raining then she would look out of the window.She chats so much SHITE it's unbelievable. Everything that comes out her mouth / onto her keyboard is just complete bollocks and LIES.
'Holiday hair?' There is nothing wrong with his haircut. Why does she love putting him down?
And why does she say in one post that she's deliberately blurring him and his holiday hair out and then in the very next post she shares a pic of him and his holiday hair???'Holiday hair?' There is nothing wrong with his haircut. Why does she love putting him down?