Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

[Lanie]

Imagine when she finds out you don’t need to boil every food you eat, alongside finding out what a kWh is this’ll be the year she manages to get those energy bills right down without unscrewing a single bulb!

I don’t want to be an AA bore so sorry. But is she suggesting mulled wine is close to being AF there? Why does she spend so long trying to go down the back roads trying to obtain “AF” drinks? It’s so fucking weird, like very very peculiar behaviour that I can only imagine is intended to mislead or trigger people reading her because I don’t believe she’s in recovery tbh, it was a convenient excuse for being vile about a grieving family.

How else would she get rid of taste, texture Nd or nutrients. Those poors they deserve none of those of things. Remember they are poor. Slop and plenty of is all they need.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Here's what's in tinned spuds too https://shop.coles.com.au/a/nationa...S7ZP_sNFm18gcNjSfoRoCBrAQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds Much better, if you're able, to buy real potatoes - they're far more versatile than tinned ones too

 

[Pob]

Something that's meant to be reused in the freezer... is used once.
Something that has a complicated relationship with being frozen, as per thread title... bash on.
Make it make sense.

It is because she is a self declared UNT!!! Well I could not of put it better myself Jack.

 

[Boyo]

Lads why have I got this in my A4 folder of gifs wtf was she doing?

The gif is so small on my screen that it looks like she’s fashioned some footwear from cheap wet ham.

 

[Captainmouse]

wonder if Matt is aware of your body of work?

 

[Adayinthelife]

Ooh @misshydrangea if the salon is still taking bookings I’m sure Dusty would love that latest trend

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

There's a dearth of famousers and food people in her likes.

 

[Alansbigplate]

Have you ever considered unleashing reface on the Beggy Meldrum thread Al??

I’m not sure the wider tattle environment is quite prepared, I just stick to slating her!

 

[Flash123]

So was that filo tart photo taken on one of the cotswald sideboards or is it at Not Jack’s house?

 

[Lanie]

@Alansbigplate can I please use Grifter Spice as my avatar?

Why does lynda la-hughes look like she just sharted?


The horse also got excited all over big cook.

 

[Lanie]

I forgive you. Now back to that 's money Shot

 

[Captainmouse]

She can’t even cook a decent roast potato for fucks sake.

I wonder what she makes her gravy out of? Nope bucket water with oven bottom scrapings?

Frozen veg peelings and other rotting offerings

 

[Captainmouse]

The kumquat hair has reminded me of Syndrome from The Incredibles

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Maybe that’s the look she was going for? but as usual she botched it

 

[Lanie]

The amount of grease on the cooker means she wouldnt needs to use a pan to cook it.

Also that neighbour needs to visit with some brillo pads.

 

[Captainmouse]

Imagining LJC shoving it all in a bin bag while Jack was off IGing it… “it was so delicious I ate it all in one bite Jack” then it going in the nearest bin when she gets out

Maybe it's like the great escape? The traaazzzzers

 

[Captainmouse]

I too am confused about 'holiday hair'. I assumed it meant grown out, fluffy and unkempt but then she posts a video of him with perfectly neatly cut hair. Jack hun, he wants to go and play Roblox with his mates, not stand taking pics of your turd-like creations on your second phone while you take pics of him doing so and post it to all and sundry after claiming to blur backgrounds for his protection. Or maybe she just didn't want us seeing what new stuff she's acquired over the summer.

Or where she is?

 

[Lanie]

this reminded me of someome i dont know who though, anyone?!

 

[MooBelle]

I wonder if we'll get Irritating Motivational Quotes Jack as a result of this?

Oh please dear God no.
Don't give her ideas!

 

[Lanie]

Anyone else curious as to why had two chaos and then silence?!

 

[Toffee finger]

I think my favourite Jack tip was to cover your windows with bubble wrap, because it just encapsulates everything that's wrong about her, with added 'fire risk' bonus. It also makes me picture her like this, for some reason -

I remember comparing her to Chuck when she was talking about hearing electricity. I mean if you want to be a BCS character you’d pick Kim surely?!