Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

[Clovis]

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Are those pigs in knickers huge or is that a shriveled up poussin?

It all looks very odd and unappetising. Also known as being Monroed.

 

[Django]

Mom is being replayed on Saturday kitchen making cornflake chicken. Which is weird because Jack invented it in her not yet published upcoming book.

This was a Mom recipe in 2015. (Psst, Jack, don't bother)

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Those confidence cards are aimed at children much younger than SB suggested best for age 2-5 years

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[Hollaaa]

What IS she doing????!

I don't know, but whatever it is, she seems VERY happy with herself for it.

 

[MooBelle]

Let's all take a minute to quietly reflect that on this most auspicious of days, a mere five years ago, the world was first treated to Self Love Stew. What.a.day.

(Really I just wanted an excuse to see my anchovy in his wig)

Oh, THAT'S why she needed those inspirational quote cards. Not for her son, for the self love stew recipe!

 

[Orphan_Black]

We'll need some of that non alcoholic almond oil, or whatever bs Jack claimed to be subbing the alcohol for in the Salami Yule Log recipe.

And a slow cooker of tea. (Whichever tea our Dear Heart judges to be bestest)

 

[discokebab]

I also think Jack has it made in that I think even the average idiot would struggle to be racist about Cypriot or Northern Irish heritage and identities*.
If you're going to use an identity(ies) instead of having a personality, try and be FANCY with it?

*I realise racists and xenophobes will find a way but hopefully you get what I mean. Difficulty setting = low.

 

[onlysunshine]

And cooking bacon pieces!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Also coincidentally the right kinds of disabilities that can be attached to maverick qualities (ADHS 'a blessing and a curse', innit? Intelligent autistic...) and a middle class palatable 'pov'.

Indeed, more and more the Tory dream.

 

[Suffolkmum]

Are they aware of her body of work?

Overheard yesterday, “absolutely, there’s so much you can do with a cold potato “. It wasn’t Jack.

 

[Captainmouse]

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what on earth did they do to deserve lots of Christmas dinners ?

 

[Orphan_Black]

Needs to have a blender in there for sure. Also interchangeable herbs and brown

Energy drinks and yakults too!

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Aw I have to be honest, feeling nostalgic for Jack’s escapades of last year. It must be hard for her that she can’t have the same SM freedom she used to and I honestly think it’s contributed to her issues in the last 6 months.

Anyhow, just thinking of the cabal and how last year was such a special time, ignore me. Having said that if we remember the patreon and kitten etc it makes me feel less kind to her trying to recapture her old glories.

Oh, how did you find that pic of my husband, Henry Rollins?

PS Jack has bad hair hygiene, pass it on!

 

[Clovis]

Think that’s the aforementioned (and blurred) Holiday Hair

Probs a dash of ‘fun’ colour added between choc salame sessions.

To join in the celebration of her 200th thread?

 

[SarcasticEllis]

oh my Christ

 

[Alansbigplate]

Alan that is still one of your finest and most horrifying masterpieces! The mega cursed ones are my favourite, I love it when it doesn't know what to do with a face at any angle other than straight on. I'm mesmerised by the right hand side Jack, the way it moves is hilarious and terrifying. Hilarifying. Terrarious?

Oh yes the more cursed the better if you can @SlopAmbsase my wee apprentice! Get the eyes rolling about

 

[Captainmouse]

I can't imagine how sad the slow cooker Christmas dinner was, roast potatoes would have least added some much needed texture

she doesn’t do texture

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Didn't Jack admit to the fish people that they're still in a freezer somewhere and refused more fishies for free?

And why hasn't she done another musical video?

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I do now, yes damn that's spot on

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

love bombing via mould-covered cow pats. Yum.