Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

[Lanie]

Maybe she realised her comback was a disaster so will give Comeback II a shot next week.

Comback the sequel. Must not chaos

shes missing hair day

 

[Orphan_Black]

Those massive pigs in blanket sausages look undercooked

 

[Veronicaaa]

Unfortunately he is probably emotionally younger because of her lack of parenting skills.

Yeah but not, like, emotionally a *two year old*!!

 

[Lanie]

 

[Powershower]

Guess who’s back, back again... on a Sunday no less!

ETA: I knew some mithering ninny would have got there first I just wanted to post to see the kumquat again.

I’m thrilled she’s back. I’m laying on the sofa hungover on deaths door so this is a lovely welcome distraction. Thanks Jack, and hi bab x

 

[onlysunshine]

Absolutely dead at this little gerbil-looking roastie

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Looks more like an arsehole to me... Cooper present when photos taken?

Snap @Orphan_Black !

 

[onlysunshine]

How the fuck do you undercook sausages at the same time as overcooking a chicken?

A) maverick
B) slow cooker
C) can't cook
D) all of the above

 

[Orphan_Black]

Jack. If you’re reading. Take one for the team cabal and use this as your new Twitter profile pic xxx

You've peaked Kumquat coiffer!!! I'm deceased.

(go on Jack, be a good sport, ya prune!)

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Lads why have I got this in my A4 folder of gifs wtf was she doing?

Jack is showing off her duster slippers

 

[matchakitkat]

Definitely not, who could recognise these two?

Was… was the Mel Donte promo shoot done by professionals? Strong ‘Vlad and his SLR’ energy there

 

[MancBee]

Do Marcus (mancb) pleeeze

Already done, but I am still on the train. Will try and sort it when I get home.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Did anyone else randomly start singing Two Sloups in work today and had to explain to their bemused work colleagues or was that just me?

 

[MaineCoonMama]

What 11 and a bit year old is four foot? Why lie and be weird about bloody everything?

Isn't that quite short for 11? No shade, I'm a short arse myself but I'm sure I was taller
than that?

ETA

 

[frankychester]

Thought this was Fawlty Towers.

 

[lilamay]

Why has she posed this picture to make her son look like a toddler? And she has implied he is four foot (unless something else is her four foot love of her life)

Has anyone checked the measurements of her sideboards?

 

[kachoochoo]

If you wanna know, if he loves you so, it’s in his dish
(That’s where the sloup is)

i already had 2 sloups stuck in my head and now I'm going to have two (2) earworms all night!

 

[Orphan_Black]

She will hate that!

Good.

 

[Candytuft]

It’s fun for Jackoscammo to just chuck things out and sit back and watch the responses. Imagine that being your entire life ?
I can’t think of one redeeming feature about her. Not one. It takes some doing, that.

Ouchy mouth cook book.

Totally didn't read the fucking room. Hugely offensive to anyone who has had or has cancer, especially with Jack's breadcrumbing.

The Kitten, less of a cunt, as I think she really was very unwell. I thought Vix a plus pass for kitty was the bigger cunt for encouraging her

Encouraging, true but anyone with one tiny speck of compassion wouldn’t have done that. It just shows her up as being without a moral compass that hopefully we all have.

 

[Aquamarina]

Dear hearts, I have been BUSY like a secret present elf to deliver this latest opus before the close of the thread #200 celebrations. No momentous occasion is complete without a little electroslop. Special Thankyou x to @HotesTilaire for coining the term sloup. In the name of the Grandfather, the Son and the Horse spirit, may you be blessed with an abundance of beans. Amen

Bloody marvellous! ‘Two sloups, One is not enough’ are such catchy lines.

 

[Kelpie]

Are those pigs in knickers huge or is that a shriveled up poussin?

It all looks very odd and unappetising. Also known as being Monroed.

To Monroe... definition to render any ingredients, quality or budget, into an unappetising or inedible state (usually of sloppy consistency but could be incinerated or brick like)