Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

This still is from another video linked from the one above - let’s play a fun game called “Spot the grime”…

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But she deep cleans her kitchen 3 times a day or something else that she made up…

 

[Hollaaa]

If anyone has a minute to Jackify Monica's unruly head vein with a kumquat I'd be ever so grateful. Have some 0.200% on me, Ninnies.

 

[Suffolkmum]

Happy thread 200. You blithering ninnies.

 

[PortiaControl]

I love it when the cabal does a little chaos! Also, @Lanie your avatar is making me every time it pops up!

 

[Orphan_Black]

I think the monarchical bench pressing pescatarian may have been job hunting again recently, under one of her assumed names obviously.


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That's way too polite to be our Jackie lolololol!

 

[Orphan_Black]

Do we think these are new photos? Or were they taken ages ago when she might well have been attempting salami

Would not put it past Jack to do this. I swear SB has had the reddish hair previously, could easily be old photos.

 

[Powershower]

She can’t even cook a decent roast potato for fucks sake.

I wonder what she makes her gravy out of? Nope bucket water with oven bottom scrapings?

we know what she makes it out of, lard.

 

[Hollaaa]

They look shop brought. No evidence m'lud, but I'm betting they're foil tray ones decanted into a dirty tin.

We'll know if we see 3 cakes on the horizon.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I'm convinced @traumatised sideboard is a hybrid of Dianne Warren and Neil Tennant.

Now I have Salt-n-Pepa in my head
Mmmmm you make me wanna Sloup
(sloupy doupy doupy sloup)

 

[Boyo]

Imagining LJC shoving it all in a bin bag while Jack was off IGing it… “it was so delicious I ate it all in one bite Jack” then it going in the nearest bin when she gets out

 

[Cariad]

Both my parents were born in Wales, all 4 of my grandparents were born in Wales and 6 out of the 8 great-grandparents were born in Wales. All my grandparents spoke Welsh in the home, my father didn't start to learn English until he started school. I speak a little bit of Welsh. I was born in Salford.

Do I call myself Welsh? No I do not.

Bore da @MancBee .....I'm through and through Scottish but I married a Welshman or so I thought! turns out his father was born in Lincolnshire to Welsh father / English mother and his mother was born in Essex but grandparents were Irish
All 3 of our children were born in Wales, taught bilingually until secondary school and are fluent in Welsh and consider themselves Welsh although I did convince 2 of them to go to Scottish universities!

 

[Cookiecookie]

My 6yr old is 3ft 10 (I have just measured him ) It’s entirely possible that SB is 4ft, but it’s unlikely - especially as he was nearly as tall as the smol pixie in a photo she posted last year and we’re roughly the same height.


First I count teeth, then chairs and now I measure my child off the back of this thread

Watch the rest of the gang follow suite now I only know, because she's getting disturbingly close in height to me now. I'd half convinced myself I must've shrunk, so measured us both.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I have a quarter this and a quarter that and a dash of something else but I would not claim them as identities.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Christ anyway everyone knows the best way to annoy Jude Law is to shout Dave at him, although Redcar is probably a close second now.

 

[EddieBeds]

Alexa! Play ‘Adore You’ by Harry Styles.

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Where’s Viv(RIP)?! Surely she needs a dress credit even if it’s for Mom?

 

[Orphan_Black]

jack waking up this fine morning and seeing all the wonderful hairdos

Oh my days, imagine Jack going all 'bubbly in the fridge' and ripping their Morris curtains down in a fit of smol pixie rage

 

[Captainmouse]

I wonder what they will become when she amends the alcohol part.

Slop!

 

[Alansbigplate]

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Definitely lost some weight Lorraine will be over t’moon

 

[Clarends]

Happy 200th, cabal. The best threads go too quickly.

 

[Captainmouse]

What 11 and a bit year old is four foot? Why lie and be weird about bloody everything?

In that weird picture last year in the coats outside wasn’t he nearly as tall as her?

edited add @Marmalade Atkins found the exact one