Are they aware of her body of work?
I’m still waiting to find out what chicken porridge actually is!!Does anyone else ever just be going about their daily business and then all of a sudden Jack's smoothie breakfast bowl phase pops into the forefront of your mind and you come-to a while later, rocking back and forth in the corner, sweating?
Are those pigs in knickers huge or is that a shriveled up poussin?
I regret this username too much, vile!!!I’m still waiting to find out what chicken porridge actually is!!
Imagining LJC shoving it all in a bin bag while Jack was off IGing it… “it was so delicious I ate it all in one bite Jack”Imagine having to eat an entire bowl of citric slop before cycling from Southend to (west?) London, Louisa must have been pebble dashing those A roads both ends bless her
(So sorry to be so crude)
The vegan veg peel "centrepiece"...which would be the only thing on the menu any vegans/veggies unfortunate enough to get an invitation would be able to eat anyway because literally everything else had either lard or sausage juice in itI can't even remember what we had for xmas dinner last year, but I remember Jack's Express pullout atrocities vividly
Imagining LJC shoving it all in a bin bag while Jack was off IGing it… “it was so delicious I ate it all in one bite Jack”then it going in the nearest bin when she gets out
Maybe it's like the great escape? The traaazzzzersImagining LJC shoving it all in a bin bag while Jack was off IGing it… “it was so delicious I ate it all in one bite Jack”then it going in the nearest bin when she gets out
You can always check with the cabal, some have triedJust a suggestion for anyone who is ever tempted to try one of JM's recipes, Google! If it sounds a reasonable concept, it will have been done before by someone who can write a recipe that actually works. If no suggestions come up, step away! It is too maverick, don't risk wasting good ingredients...
Quite astonishing considering she recommend you cook them for an hour
Those massive pigs in blanket sausages look undercooked
and she insisted that it had been tested by THREE home economists (always three with JM) when a squiggle had the temerity to suggest that an hour was too long!Quite astonishing considering she recommend you cook them for an hour
You've hit the(Jimmy) nail on head there.Not only that, a food writer claiming Queen of the Poor would surely be making a deal out of all the offers the supermarkets do running up to Christmas. Aldi for example go super cheap on fresh veg associated with Xmas dinner. They could also show how to bulk cook and store the extras and/or how to make use of them for other meals, boiled cabbage and left over potatoes can become bubble and squeak etc.
But nope, we get whining, moany Jack, who needs everyone kissing their arthritic feet for the most basic of activities (I can't bring myself to use 'accomplishments' there lol). Jack is so low effort and high entitlement.
https://giphy.com/3o6Zt6Jdnh4pbBqUUM“I’m an adult and can make that decision and stick to it all by myself” In other words “I’m not being forced to give over my phone tattle ninnies’”
and don’t forget that this was at the point where she was trying to win louisa back…They were full of Enormous Breakfast Porridge thanks to Jack's cunning plan
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LIESThey were full of Enormous Breakfast Porridge thanks to Jack's cunning plan
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