Where’s @Arsov Cooper if anyone would suit a Viv wig, it’s them!
Not even that - if she couldn't cope fair doos, every shop sells a tray of ready-for-oven roasties around Christmas - it was the whole salty fuss she made of it on Twitter to her 350k followers, she properly sounded bitter and miserable. The atmosphere around the Christmas dinner table must've been lovelyThis is so right. All over the country people (mainly women) with nothing like Jack's money and resources managed to turn out a perfectly nice Christmas dinner with roast potatoes and all the trimmings with no drama.
A so called food writer admitting that she couldn't cope is just embarrassing.
I mean, she included potatoes on her Christmas shopping list, even, she just couldn't be arsed peeling them I guess? I'd be more concerned about the fact that the oven isn't being used to its full capacity if you leave out the roasties, the only time they're worth doing energy-wise is when you've got a chicken cooking anyway.Not only that, a food writer claiming Queen of the Poor would surely be making a deal out of all the offers the supermarkets do running up to Christmas.
Ironic that’s it’s touted as ‘Zero waste Christmas Dinner’ when the reality is that it’s ‘95% waste’*Oh bless you for thinking she actually ate that disgusting Christmas Dinner.
It would have been scraped in the bin once the photos were taken, like the majority of her slop is.
She would then have either gone to her parents or eaten her Ocado/Waitrose Dinner.
SB was fine. Dinner is at home with his Dad and siblings.
I can't imagine how sad the slow cooker Christmas dinner was, roast potatoes would have least added some much needed texture
Did they count the bin bags in the costings?Ironic that’s it’s touted as ‘Zero waste Christmas Dinner’ when the reality is that it’s ‘95% waste’*
*Please note, there is a tolerance of ±5% in my calculation
It was when Jack did and didn’t have long Covid and Covid. I mean, great opportunity to say “more knackered than anticipated, low energy is harsh, couldn't be arsed with the roasties in the end” nope, no roasties were served and everyone declared it the best everI mean, she included potatoes on her Christmas shopping list, even, she just couldn't be arsed peeling them I guess? I'd be more concerned about the fact that the oven isn't being used to its full capacity if you leave out the roasties, the only time they're worth doing energy-wise is when you've got a chicken cooking anyway.
Can just imagine the scene -It was when Jack did and didn’t have long Covid and Covid. I mean, great opportunity to say “more knackered than anticipated, low energy is harsh, couldn't be arsed with the roasties in the end” nope, no roasties were served and everyone declared it the best ever
OH my gosh, up close it looks like bum cheeks and an arsehole
It's Russian roulette, some incinerated, some undercooked, who will get food poisoning, do you feel lucky?
Those massive pigs in blanket sausages look undercooked
what on earth did they do to deserve lots of Christmas dinners
Probably with added glitter and dead dogs.Mmm, just what everyone loves on Christmas morning, a big fuck-off bowl of gruel.
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