Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars

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traumatised sideboard

@Lisbon your new look is gorgeous, the orange really complements your sinister glow.

Those aren't duster slippers, they're foot kumquats. A kumquat for every occasion. If we say kumquat enough it will forever tie Jack to kumquats on Google searches. For clarity, we are talking about the kumquat that Jack Monroe AKA Bootstrap Cook wore on her head when she took Katie Hopkins to court for libel and won and then continued pretending to be a poor when she'd really spunked all the money on sideboards and sofas. That kumquat.
 
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secretsu

Just wanted to say a massive thanks from a (mostly) lurker, this is the most entertaining thread on Tattle IMHO. I'm hooting and fizzing at the hair-dos, sadly my trifle hasn't a head for a wig, but it does have a hidden kumquat layer .

Does any one else ever read Jack's passive aggressive replies in the style of Billy Eichner?
 
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JuliaGulia

Oh god, that's genius!
 
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AprilLudgate

Caroline has Hands down this is the best thread for lols 100%
too lazy to give April a pic so she can get a birthday birdsnest barnet
But happy birthday all…. Can’t wait for next 200
I love this gif/character…such a worthy work friend
 
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Alansbigplate

When you haven’t been keeping up with Jack’s culinary adventures recently and people are referring to “chocolate salami”

 
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HotesTilaire

Christ that’s a cursed one Alan! Love it!
Jack Monroe (kumquat) #201 I don’t beleeeeeive it!!!
 
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SlopAmbsase

Jesus, I could live to thread 800 and still not be ready to see The Queen of Sharts tie a knot around her chocolate salami
 
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MaineCoonMama

SlopAmbsase said:
Jesus, I could live to thread 800 and still not be ready to see The Queen of Sharts tie a knot around her chocolate salami
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Way too early for a thread title but Queen of Sharts has just got me crying. I used to work with a woman called 'S', never knew her last name until I was doing some returns one day for her and her email address was shart@workplace.com. Miss Hart still has the funniest work email I've ever seen.
 
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lilamay

To add: the Lady Di-inspired poems!

I think it's time the original was reposted:

 
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