It is the chef Marcus Wareing. Earlier this year I was in hospital and the nurse thought I'd signed in under an assumed name because I look like him. I was NHS, but it was a private hospital, so it was a possibility.
I have been shovelling flat peaches down on a daily basis, @ 75p a pack (not sainsbos over £1+ more!) fresh sweet, why would I even consider a tinSo at the height of summer, when the greengrocers and even the supermarkets are heaving with fresh, seasonal strawberries (which have been particularly great this year), cherries, raspberries, gooseberries, redcurrants and rhubarb, Jack considers this a good time to be shilling tinned fruit? Which is probably more expensive than stuff that actually tastes of fruit?
One or more of the parties in this advertising shitshow have not thought this partnership through properly.
Yes, yes she does.Not again. No new content. Does she think people are dim ?
Someone's on the beg for work.View attachment 680031She’s reposted it with all of her DM abominations.
What?! I can't bring myself to watch, but why would you lie about pasta? I could understand someone of my grandparents generation not trying it until they were older, but someone born in 1988 - fuck off! How about her beloved pastitsio, is she saying she never tried that until she was a teenager too? Such a weird thing to lie about. People were eating pasta in the Mediaeval era, way before the potato came into our lives. It's not a special fancy food at all!She had pasta for the first time at 14? Dafuq?
Next it'll be the thrilling discovery of sliced bread.What?! I can't bring myself to watch, but why would you lie about pasta? I could understand someone of my grandparents generation not trying it until they were older, but someone born in 1988 - fuck off! How about her beloved pastitsio, is she saying she never tried that until she was a teenager too? Such a weird thing to lie about. People were eating pasta in the Mediaeval era, way before the potato came into our lives. It's not a special fancy food at all!
this is gold @MancBeeIt is the chef Marcus Wareing. Earlier this year I was in hospital and the nurse thought I'd signed in under an assumed name because I look like him. I was NHS, but it was a private hospital, so it was a possibility.
She bound to have had spaghettiWhat?! I can't bring myself to watch, but why would you lie about pasta? I could understand someone of my grandparents generation not trying it until they were older, but someone born in 1988 - fuck off! How about her beloved pastitsio, is she saying she never tried that until she was a teenager too? Such a weird thing to lie about. People were eating pasta in the Mediaeval era, way before the potato came into our lives. It's not a special fancy food at all!
I watched it all a while ago and I seem to recall she's on a real narc trip all the way through it, like completely unbearable (even more so than usual). It's also the one that when you skip right to the end, she talks about how she was considering creating a Gofundme in order to buy her 'forever home' but LJC talked her out of it.What?! I can't bring myself to watch, but why would you lie about pasta? I could understand someone of my grandparents generation not trying it until they were older, but someone born in 1988 - fuck off! How about her beloved pastitsio, is she saying she never tried that until she was a teenager too? Such a weird thing to lie about. People were eating pasta in the Mediaeval era, way before the potato came into our lives. It's not a special fancy food at all!
Such writing talent 'convenient, zero hassle and easy to store' surely almost mean the same thing, no? the last line is as gripping as the minutes of our community council meetings ('if you're interested in that kind of thing'. Honestly, how does she call herself a writer?).
Now now, don’t down play her freezer real estate, you and the whole cabal know she doesn’t have just one.My freezer is small, I imagine that would be the case for most of her followers, so I need to maximise space. All my leftovers are frozen in old plastic takeaway containers. Once frozen I pop the food out and put it into a plastic bag.
Glass jars would take up so much room. But I don't have a mahoosive Smeg american style side by side fridge freezer like Jack. Jack's fridge freezer is so big it won't fit in her kitchen and she has to locate it in one of her two halls. Each hall almost as big as the living area in my studio flat.
She is living in a massive property, 3-4 bedroom 2 bathroom notabungalow. Many of her target audience are being penalised with a "bedroom tax" because they are living in a two bed flat and due to a change of circumstances now only qualify for a one bed. Others are in temporary accomodation in hostels or hotels. And she thinks she is the one that is hard done by.
It seems a very oddly specific age too, 14. Not "I was a young teenager" or "I was in high school" but a very definite age. Nobody remembers in that detail when they had something so ordinary as pasta. For LJC's sake, I can hardly remember what I had to eat last week, never mind 20 or so years back.She bound to have had spaghetti, my mum was a very staunch meat and potato cook, but even i had spaghetti.
Perhaps if she went down to once fridge and sold some of her sideboards she would be on her way to a deposit for her forever home.Now now, don’t down play her freezer real estate, you and the whole cabal know she doesn’t have just one.
She has all the gifted fish, all the empty takeaway containers, the kilos of mash, etc etc languishing amongst the veg peelingsand eyelid sausages and yellow stickered gubbins
And she says she's not done bad 'considering she's got like 2 GCSEs'I watched it all a while ago and I seem to recall she's on a real narc trip all the way through it, like completely unbearable (even more so than usual). It's also the one that when you skip right to the end, she talks about how she was considering creating a Gofundme in order to buy her 'forever home' but LJC talked her out of it.
What happened to the other two and a half? Did she bung 'em in a curry?And she says she's not done bad 'considering she's got like 2 GCSEs'
The lies!!
Yeah I think with events like these, she completely forgets it's all going to be on the public record, so to speak, and she gets carried away, it's like the audience gives her a complete high so she can't help but play up to them. It's quite revealing as to what she must be like IRL, just so pleased with herself and basking in the attention.And she says she's not done bad 'considering she's got like 2 GCSEs'
The lies!!
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