Muchasgracias to the scared Spanish squiggle for the lols. They are now up there on the map with the complaining Dane. I really don’t think Jack’s britishness can excuse or explain the terrifying ”recipes“.
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I think the message is Jack is in the shitty bungalow and her son is with her.View attachment 678804
Oh I know, it just doesn’t fit her stories of her parents skipping meals to feed the kids.
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I honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
I thought Jack didn't eat sugar?
Toast pizzas are awesome, a slice of toast with a spoonful of leftover pasta sauce, some grated cheese and whatever topping you live chopped up tiny.
If the CV in question were a real tangible object it'd be written in Comic SansJack Monroe: 'My back-up plan is to go back to working at the supermarket'
The cook and campaigner talks about growing up in a house full of foster children, her large appetite, and why she doesn’t take her career for grantedwww.theguardian.com
Jack has a *cough* fairly extensive CV.
Who is Iain L?OT anyone seen that Iain L has just crowdfunded a large sum of £££ to get his cat to the vet. He 'forgot' to get pet insurance. Different circumstances from Jack I'm sure, but I always notice striking similarities in their Twitter approach
Fuck sake. This winds me up so much. There’s an operation that could make my life a lot better that’s not covered by the NHS, so I am currently looking at financing it, otherwise I’ll need to save up. Lots of people are in this position, probably much worse off than I am, and they aren’t out there begging on Twitter.OT anyone seen that Iain L has just crowdfunded a large sum of £££ to get his cat to the vet. He 'forgot' to get pet insurance. Different circumstances from Jack I'm sure, but I always notice striking similarities in their Twitter approach
She didn't say she had made them If you read her tweet properly she says, and I quote...I don't believe a single word that flows out the tips of her hand sausages. Where are the pics of these jolly good crumpet-pizzas? She would show them. As for very ill and "didn't know what to say about it all'' ....wow.
Her illness timeline is odd. I think it started with mentions of someone close being unwell, but it wasn't her news to share. And then the request for an oncologist to DM her. Then her swollen jaw and sore teeth she'd had for 2 years 'hopefully nothing to worry about', and upcoming scans.And as for her claim to being quite unwell but not knowing how to tweet about it - biggest horseshit ever. She has tweeted about her liquid bowels in the past, and let’s not forget the deranged and non spoilered teacher is a pweirdo tweet session.
Bloody well Isnt free my son did beavers and we had to stop as they kept putting the prices up to bascially sit in the church hall and do basic crafts. I couldnt warrant the price after a while.View attachment 678795
It’s not free either. Such an impoverished childhood, bless.
She’s still pathologically opposed to allowing anyone to offer a suggestion that she hasn’t already heard about/tried/invented/written a recipe about already I see?!
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