Ken Loach meets Mary Poppins, the #collab we never knew we needed.Maybe she's going proper showbiz and doing "Potatoes - the Musical."
Ken Loach meets Mary Poppins, the #collab we never knew we needed.Maybe she's going proper showbiz and doing "Potatoes - the Musical."
I would honestly love this to happen, imagine the dancing pistachios lined up in front of the Smeg fridge propMaybe she's going proper showbiz and doing "Potatoes - the Musical."
I would honestly love this to happen, imagine the dancing pistachios lined up in front of the Smeg fridge prop
With her love of tins and Americanisms, surely we'd see a "can can"
If the nefarious cable are featured I want them to be hammed up to the max, the actors dramatically swirling in swooshy black capes maleficent style, we can do some evilcacklinghooting and fizzing and have a catchy tune for our villain song.
...of course we would have to sit through the opening half hour monologue about The Poverty™️
Shortly before asking if she can take her leave because she needs a piss and a sandwich.
'Our Brave Dear Heart Jackie enters the Cabal'
With a variety of Cabal recommended ice lollies available during the intervalShortly before asking if she can take her leave because she needs a piss and a sandwich.
Maybe she's going proper showbiz and doing "Potatoes - the Musical."
At the end of the day there’s a kidney bean burger,Maybe she's going proper showbiz and doing "Potatoes - the Musical."
See now I was convinced kumquat was her understudyA Notice To Patrons
Tonight the role of Jack Monroe will be played by understudy Ruby Rose, as Mx Monroe is unwell
bleeping Laurence Fox I'd actually pay good money to see him cast in that role, I'm picturing Rupert Everett as Mrs Fritton in St Trinians, but with none of the charmProvisional cast thoughts:
Jack - Ruby Rose (Obv)
Katie Hopkins - Laurence Fox (Bit like Edna Turnblad in Hairspray but the fascist version)
Annunziata Rees-Mogg - Rylan (he's in every other bleeping thing.)
That Belle Gibson documentary must have given her a fright. It was shocking, but they are cut from the same cloth. Maybe she has stopped before she is completely exposed no a wider number of people.I’m still very curious about her radio silence. Something has definitely happened.
Kumquat plays the Katie Hopkins Trial hair!See now I was convinced kumquat was her understudy
Oh how I have HOOTED and indeed fizzed at this!
Agree completely. I think the silence is cos she’s probably had to move back in with parents so doesn’t have #content to share that doesn’t raise questions. This is also the only reason I could imagine her justifying renting that aparthotel for 3-5 weeks. She earns a lot for very little but she’s always had a massive spending problem.I get that her patron pays well but is it enough to sustain her pre sabbatical lifestyle. I mean if my husband whos self employed stopped working as much and we used my money sure we could probably feed ourselves and make bill payments but we wouldnt be able to keep up with our current lifestyle as we would have no spare cash.