I'm showing my age here but I remember Sammie and Katie Rogers cooking a turkey in the microwave one Christmas, way back in the depths of time
Marcus has basically done a Candyman!
Yes I used to hide the alcohol in the tumble dryer.I keep crisps in our (unused) dishwasher, so sadly can't cook in it .
Originally we did it to hide them from the tiny dinos, and it's just become their home
Alan, there's still a few months left until halloween! ( LJC on a bike, this is some scary tit)
I appreciate what he is doing but he kind of now sounds like hes preaching. I am all for the quiet good deeds and let them speak for him. Its one of my pet hates woth her, she cannot fart for charity without mentioning it.looks like the spectator's coming for Jack's bestie. I look forward to the supportive tweets
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It really is one of the scariest.
'Jack Monroe; The Antichrist of Food.'It really is one of the scariest.
Imagine if it actually worked though. Candyman
That sounds quite normal in the southern hemisphere or any other place. Love the BBQ culture, it is bleeping ace. I think just mentioning that a chicken can be roasted in a microwave is irresponsible. mary berry probably knows how, but the average person who has only has a microwave is unlikely to appreciate the half-cooked/half burned chicken with fat spilling out of the microwave.We cook a turkey on the bbq sometimes.
IIRC Barbara herself was the chicken killer, and was attacked in retaliation for killing Kendra Hen in “a narcissistic rage”. Terry the Sparrow wouldn’t have lasted even a second around those lot. He’d be begging you to roast him in a micro-wha-vayI don't care if the chicken is the one who killed Barbara Chickens in cold blood, none of them deserve to be microwaved as a pit-stop on their way to complete molecular annihilation. Won't somebody please think of the waning glove population?
I think it is safe to say that The Sloppies were every Frau's highlight of the year. Before the invention of the Sloppies we hooted at the idea of turning up in court and having read out our user names having dressed up in what would make Viv (RIP) and Elton John look like accountants.I bloody love this - can this get a Sloppie?!
OT: Can you imagine if Jack got her day in court and the screenshots of the Sloppies and all of @Alansbigplate amazing work was read out/had to be explained to the judge?
I’m also now having a moment of panic that I’ve misremembered the name of the Sloppies - that is what they were called right?! I think I’m having my own little chaos.
I thought this was Alyssa Miliano or Zoe Saldana for a secIt really is one of the scariest.
Imagine if it actually worked though. Candyman
Apologies for misremembering, I was so traumatised upon hearing of the event that when I think of it I go into a fugue state and get very confused. On one occasion I walked to Asda, bought a loaf of bread and was most of the way home before realising I had neither butter nor toaster. I hoofed the whole lot out of the bag in one sitting which fortunately resolved the situation.IIRC Barbara herself was the chicken killer, and was attacked in retaliation for killing Kendra Hen in “a narcissistic rage”. Terry the Sparrow wouldn’t have lasted even a second around those lot. He’d be begging you to roast him in a micro-wha-vay
No worries TS, we’ll have to book you in for 12 weeks of day therapy and you need to live in an aparthotel, that should sort you out.Apologies for misremembering, I was so traumatised upon hearing of the event that when I think of it I go into a fugue state and get very confused. On one occasion I walked to Asda, bought a loaf of bread and was most of the way home before realising I had neither butter nor toaster. I hoofed the whole lot out of the bag in one sitting which fortunately resolved the situation.
I’m so sorry Sidey T! Maybe they are lost twins separated at birth by the Slop Fairy who couldn’t deal with too much rinsed food crime in one country.@schmetterling I can't believe you've done this. I feel ill. That rinsed lasagne with beef fat is a crime on par with Jack's horse sauce lasagne. The chunky reused water for boiling that's a woman after Jack's own dear heart. They should exchange emails about the secondhand light bulb market.
#freepatrickDishwasher cooking is more prevalent than I thought. Seeing it once in this clip was enough for me
He should have just ignored the article. He's got the right to earn money however he wants, and some right wing rag trying to discredit him shouldn't bother him.I appreciate what he is doing but he kind of now sounds like hes preaching. I am all for the quiet good deeds and let them speak for him. Its one of my pet hates woth her, she cannot fart for charity without mentioning it.