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[Captainmouse]

I might not be the most observant, so possibly! But the Hopkins sofa appears to be to the left and it's got the brick fireplace. Nose looks very bad, are the mice back?
Also drinking "free" bubbly sent by work this week so another reason to ignore me!

Might be an old photo.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

She isn't watching is she? Not another tweet, nothing. Going to extra time and not a peep.

Yes absolutely not x
I wonder if she made it out to the Nisa local?!

 

[Cgenda]

Yep, cold in my part of the UK. In fact raining and windy. Even had to light the wood burner ffs.
stop pretending to watch the footie Jack. Know you are probably watch family guy

It's probably an old photo. I'm in a hot climate atm so may be out of touch but do people generally light a load of candles by the fireplace on an evening in July?

 

[MancBee]

Can Jack go out and put her "underpants" away again? England need to score.

 

[Flash123]

Can Jack go out and put her "underpants" away again? England need to score.

Great to see you are back, dear heart!

 

[Dogmuck]

Empty containers, has she had a clear-out before the ICO raid her house for evidence?

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Then V comes in with here forensic skillz and you know why she was awarded a VIP!

@Veronicaaa can you comment on the 87 candles burning on the hearth a

I'm a misunderstood, maverick genius and too working class for Tattle, which is elitist and middle class.

But is your grandfather DEAD?

 

[Lanie]

Can Jack go out and put her "underpants" away again? England need to score.

Shes distracting MR with her tweets. You know there BFF. They are reminiscing about that time when they rolled meat balls together twas like a deleted scene from lady and the woman.

 

[Candytuft]

Marcus is playing !

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Marcus is playing !

Came to say the same! Come on Marcus mate!

 

[MancBee]

Marcus is playing !

And still no tweet!

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Six minutes to compose a tweet? It's almost like somebody needs to run every tweet by a handler so they don't cause a costly PR chaos

I haaaaaaaaaate that wig by the way. It was probably said at the time but HUGE Cousin It vibes.

 

[MancBee]

Finally a comment about Marcus. Took her long enough.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Yep, cold in my part of the UK. In fact raining and windy. Even had to light the wood burner ffs.
stop pretending to watch the footie Jack. Know you are probably watch family guy

I don't know if our Jack could watch an episode of Family Guy without getting the vapours and taking to Twitter to #cancelITV2 for being whateverphobic.

But is your grandfather DEAD?

I hope so. We cremated him ten years ago.

(Joke copyright of some 70s comedian, probably).

 

[KebabGirl]

Finally she mentions Marcus

 

[Dogmuck]

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Finally she mentions Marcus

Hands off our Marcus you fkng ghoul, don’t be wishing him well when he’s not on the pitch when you CBA supporting his fsm campaign- twit

 

[Flash123]

Rashford isn’t on yet

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Riding those delicious coat tails once again

 

[Lanie]

Rashford isn’t on yet

Lol stop reading here petal.

 

[Candytuft]

Lol stop reading here petal.

He’s going on for the penalties

 

[Jelly Bean]

Can Jack go out and put her "underpants" away again? England need to score.

Worryingly I was pondering about her undercrackers
(Glad to see you back )