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Wtf, like the child who allegedly lives with you yeah? She can’t help slipping up with that one.
Oh so she cursed him then, figures
Perhaps hes hasnt been replying.... So ...
But it has backfired, she only tweeted when she thought she could imply she knows Marcus because of the fact she once met him. She can't get reflected glory now can she?
I am, entirely irrationally and unreasonably, holding her singularly responsible for that loss. It was all downhill from the moment she sent her first tweet.
Trust Jack “fun-sponge” Monroe to choose this moment to start talking about football.
It's so heavily facetuned it is difficult to see if Jack is pretty or not.
ETA has England lost? I went to the cinema to see black widow, only 5 other people there, and the kicky ball was still going on when I came out. Does this mean no extra bank holiday?
She’ll have something to tweet about now, I bet she replies to every single negative comment he gets tonight. His dance up to that penalty will live in my nightmares forever
But once again it is about her. SHE has a newfound respect.
Cue quaint Victorian mamapapa tweets about how she’ll have to wake SB at the crack of dawn (he sleeps at 7pm after all) to break the bad news. They’ll claw at the floor and wail to the skies and batch cook some potatoes 
People here still doing their planned fireworks displays anyway
People here still doing their planned fireworks displays anyway
Marcus is DEAD! to me
Jokes. I'm obviously holding her responsible
Jokes. I'm obviously holding her responsible
I can’t believe I’ve had to grunk….but it’s very deja vue..
Someone suggested something …oh yes I’d thought of that already blah blah blah.
Something about campaigning…super secret campaigning that no one can ever know she does it (doesn’t it remind you of someone at school who had some super secret life that no one could no about and was 100% a lie)…blah blah blah
When someone questions the vegan thing, why doesn’t she just say I REALLY LIKE EGGS OKAY!
Someone suggested something …oh yes I’d thought of that already blah blah blah.
Something about campaigning…super secret campaigning that no one can ever know she does it (doesn’t it remind you of someone at school who had some super secret life that no one could no about and was 100% a lie)…blah blah blah
When someone questions the vegan thing, why doesn’t she just say I REALLY LIKE EGGS OKAY!
In the words of Young Mr Grace (©"Are You Being Served"), you've all done very well. (The footballers). As long as both teams had fun, that's what counts 
Jack's a total plum for suddenly having an interest in football when she can grab some attention from her very tenuous connection to MR
Jack's a total plum for suddenly having an interest in football when she can grab some attention from her very tenuous connection to MR
I can't lie that I thought of Jack, professional ballerina, as MR twinkle toed his way to missing that penalty.
It's the Monroe way.
(She totally cursed them)
It's the Monroe way.
(She totally cursed them)
bleeping Jack “Touch of Death” Monroe cursing the blessed Marcus with her contagious ineptitude.
She has literally copied this from another tweet I’ve seen, almost word for word…
Yep. And the previous tweets were not genuine. You can really tell when someone engages or not, I can't put my finger down but I just know.
She does not care about anything unless she has something to do with it.
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