So the mysterious ailments are going to be quietly dropped are they?
Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself
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Sheās about 3 weeks late for pride month. She could have promoted this,
Iāve just had visions of them being rolled up with those fingernails
So that lovely freh fish is still festering in the freezer 6 months later.
I feel like we have seen a layout for this book with a load of post its ages ago, maybe even before Xmas. At least it looks like the plug hair is gone.
I feel like we have seen a layout for this book with a load of post its ages ago, maybe even before Xmas. At least it looks like the plug hair is gone.
What a way to describe making something āa bit of a fannyā
Re the DIY thing with the coy
- thereās no way itās happening obviously but there are so many talented interior designers on Instagram and YouTube idek why sheād elude to the idea that anyone would want her in that space? Her house looks like tit outside of a few pieces of expensive furniture which will always manage to look half decent despite her squatter aesthetic?
Good thinking to take āmostly plant basedā out of the bio before the bone marrow bolognese is published. Bloody dogfood.
If it were anyone else I'd say now we know why they haven't been able to get onto Twitter so much, but...
omg yes. And Iāve just noticed the Instagram version she linked to is from 231 weeks ago!Sheās about 3 weeks late for pride month. She could have promoted this,
Iāve just had visions of them being rolled up with those fingernails
'Black Cheese'?View attachment 636892Does the left one on ābag of tricksā say sack oil?
View attachment 636900Concrete and cheese soda bread
White sauce āsleazyā
Marina OāLoughlan should be banned from all fine dining establishments for that pandering
Also who gave her the passwords back? She has learned nothing from this break.
Also who gave her the passwords back? She has learned nothing from this break.
One photo
A gazillion recipe ideas
Nothing remotely appetising
a triumph Fraus, this will keep us going for weeks
Fish finger katsu? Just whacking some curry sauce on them then. Hardly a recipe. Nice tho, and with hash browns. 
Black pudding, cheese, sausage, beef, tuna, chicken, salmon, butter ( 
), bone marrow, sardines, milk, bacon.
90% Vegan?
Tomato bread and butter pasta. All that carbohydrate, no protein. Yuk.
), bone marrow, sardines, milk, bacon.90% Vegan?
Tomato bread and butter pasta. All that carbohydrate, no protein. Yuk.
I bet we still don't get a new book!!! It's all performative imo.
Why is she taking photos of things she's found on the floor in an underpass?View attachment 636938
looks yummy!
(/s obv)
eta, that's twice I've jinxed in the last 10 mins! great minds lads!
ETA: the left hand spoon looks like it's covered in something mouldy
She had actual mock-ups of her pages months ago, this is literal back-to-the-drawing-board stuff. I'm guessing the plughole hair and tumble dryer fluff and rusty-tins-as-home-decor has been red-penned and she's desperately seeking new content. UNSURPRISINGLY ENOUGH.
Insane that the plug hole hair tips did not play well at a publishers with any idea about hygiene
It's what she scraped out from under her nails after scratching at the train floor for an hour.
Oh!!! This is suppose to be for THAT book. OK Jack, sure thing hahahahahahahaha.
LJC on a bike, get a proper job, Jack!
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