‘Course we do, @Blurp …it’s in the shape of an enormous aubergineI really, really hope that you have a nameplate by your door with Bellend Towers on it.
Let's hope she doesn't do an Oli London and 'come out' as Korean. I think I just gave myself botulism thinking about the manky jars of kimchi that she would create (which would be inexplicably brown, despite not containing any brown ingredients).Dare I ask what's the story with the yellow wig iteration of Jack? Have we had ~kawaii desu ^_^ ~ Jack yet or was it some other inadvisable personality?
Someone else is milking those horses, if my eyes don’t deceive me…Maybe she's quietly, softly conjuring up fried noodles Eton Mess for people?
@MaineCoonMama, my daughter's first passport photo, aged 20 months, she looks exactly like a baby Myra Hindley. Same facial expression, same hair. It's slightly terrifying
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Trying to figure out the meaning of these emojis and sitting her saying 'owl champagne. OWL CHAMPAGNE!!!' like they guy going 'baby fish mouth, BABY FISH MOUTH!!!' in When Harry Met Sally.oh my god, i've just opened this up from another reply and seen the file name!!+
Hooting and fizzingTrying to figure out the meaning of these emojis and sitting her saying 'owl champagne. OWL CHAMPAGNE!!!' like they guy going 'baby fish mouth, BABY FISH MOUTH!!!' in When Harry Met Sally.
I can’t find the Rishi ‘excluded’ sob picture (I’m hopeless as using the search function) but that could so replace this one. Although Jack’s would say ‘Feel like pure shit just want my passwords back x’
? What has Mary Portas done?Oh dear Mary portas is off the market
She has a new partner, one less wealthy woman for mackie to target? What has Mary Portas done?
Seems like a good time for this https://tenor.com/view/henry-cocaine-vacuum-gif-4876742Happy anniversary thread elders!!!
I'm a baby in thread years soI will just have a coke
I don’t think there’s any shame in that. You and everyone else dealt with such a weird thread-invasion so well imho xLads, I struggle to keep up these days/have too much shit going down, but didn't want to miss a Jackaversary*. Love to you all, you are the best cabal of evil trolls and hausfraus on the internet.
*Despite my forever shame of being far too kind to her when she did appear.
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