Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself

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Another of my favourite parts of #31 - one of jack's posts, answering the real important questions
And Veronicaaa just summing up the whole thread (that profile photo never been more fitting)

@ComeForTheX StayForTheY hope you're ok

 
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Dare I ask what's the story with the yellow wig iteration of Jack? Have we had ~kawaii desu ^_^ ~ Jack yet or was it some other inadvisable personality?
Let's hope she doesn't do an Oli London and 'come out' as Korean. I think I just gave myself botulism thinking about the manky jars of kimchi that she would create (which would be inexplicably brown, despite not containing any brown ingredients).

Happy Jackaversary. Let's hope I never have to see those sideboard pics again because uuugh.
 
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oh my god, i've just opened this up from another reply and seen the file name!! +
Trying to figure out the meaning of these emojis and sitting her saying 'owl champagne. OWL CHAMPAGNE!!!' like they guy going 'baby fish mouth, BABY FISH MOUTH!!!' in When Harry Met Sally.

 
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Trying to figure out the meaning of these emojis and sitting her saying 'owl champagne. OWL CHAMPAGNE!!!' like they guy going 'baby fish mouth, BABY FISH MOUTH!!!' in When Harry Met Sally.

Hooting and fizzing at that clip. I don’t think I’ve ever actually watched When Harry Met Sally!
 
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Happy anniversary thread elders!!!
I'm a baby in thread years so I will just have a coke
 
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I'm not sure my nerves could take Jack showing up again, I jumped when she showed up in Thread 31 and I knew it was gonna happen because it had already long happened by the time I arrived (Autumn 2020 which feels like a million years ago now)
 
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So sad it’s dry and warm as I thought designer goods would appear in puddles on Jack day….
Sigh….maybe next year.
 
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Happy jackversary ninnies!

I missed thread 31 in real time but reading back, you lot were absolutely marvellous. Will raise an alcohol-free glass to you all this evening.

Santé!
 
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Happy Jackiversary to all of you who were there (and, I suppose, @Jack_M)! It was before my time and it feels like a huge part of Tattle History.


I don’t think there’s any shame in that. You and everyone else dealt with such a weird thread-invasion so well imho x
 
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Happy Jackiversary all. I don't have a hat but I did make a cake for the occasion. Unfortunately nobody else can eat it due to the well-established Proximity Rule so I'll have to hoof the whole thing myself like a greedy goblin.

 
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I'm already cringing at the thought of the inevitable grand return to Twitter. Return of the mack if you will. Perhaps she's realised that if she has an actual social media break, she can say she was doing anything and there will be no tweets to disprove the timeline.
 
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