Have they just lobbed it all in the taramasalata tub? Not even gone to the effort of a bowl? If you're a 'literal food expert', putting yourself out there as an influencer, surely you'd plate it up somehow? So effing lazy.
Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album
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Spreading things with a ‘knife’ now, is it? Well, la—di-bleeping-dah.
ETA: Beat me to it @MaineCoonMama
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That egg abomination 
still no moleee pics, could have made several moleeeees in the time saved not twattering
I fell down the mxjackmonroe rabbit hole on mumsnet, did anyone see the post 'I'm jack monroe ask me anything'?
Around the same time as the wallet theft tray throwing incident 2016
still no moleee pics, could have made several moleeeees in the time saved not twatteringI fell down the mxjackmonroe rabbit hole on mumsnet, did anyone see the post 'I'm jack monroe ask me anything'?
Around the same time as the wallet theft tray throwing incident 2016
Yeah, I believe that was at the height of Trans Jack, when she coyly hinted at being intersex. And the whole thread was written on a train and at the cinema with her son. Dick.That egg abomination
I fell down the mxjackmonroe rabbit hole on mumsnet, did anyone see the post 'I'm jack monroe ask me anything'?
Around the same time as the wallet theft tray throwing incident 2016
I've just gone over to the darkside (her IG) to look at the disgusting eggy fish thing. It is very apparent that what is mentioned on here really is true..
She really does put eggs with fish a lot.
Her hands really are filthy.
All of her food really is brown. Even the stuff that is naturally brightly coloured, like the red cabbage slaw is murky and grim.
Was she really a photographer? Well she's either lying (
) or she was lied to because she can't take a photo for tit.
ETA oh, and she's cut the egg with that frigging bread knife because it has grooves on it. Jack, other cutlery is available
She really does put eggs with fish a lot.
Her hands really are filthy.
All of her food really is brown. Even the stuff that is naturally brightly coloured, like the red cabbage slaw is murky and grim.
Was she really a photographer? Well she's either lying (
) or she was lied to because she can't take a photo for tit.ETA oh, and she's cut the egg with that frigging bread knife because it has grooves on it. Jack, other cutlery is available
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I've just finished eating a delicious fried egg sandwich whilst grunking. Funnily enough, it's not sitting too well now.
Why is it always fishy eggs with Jack? Whyyyyyyy?
I know, right?
I'm sat here with my forever breakfast of Plenty of Black Coffee and that appears.
I had to read the description because I genuinely thought they'd put an egg and capers in some porridge (and I wouldn't put it past them)
The basis for all the food she shows us now is basically boiling. Boiling water, boiling eggs, slow cooker boiling. Is that her new book.
Honestly I hope her treatment involves the reduction in her egg consumption she eats so many it makes me feel ill, they always look really old.
I am partial to an egg now and again but she puts me off.
I heard she eats yoghurt with a fork and stirs her slow cooker tea with a rusty bread knife.
This is funny because I can picture it so clearly.
You could assemble that in about five minutes from the meal deal section in basically any supermarket going.
I saw an ad on the telly about the Asda mezze selection summer special, so expect a return of Cypriot Jack. Remember that time she posted her Marks and Sparks stuffed vine leaves etc as though she'd lovingly crafted them herself? And went on about the goats and lemon trees and all that 
I’m shocked! Thanks for the report -
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What was the book?
Does she never just want a slice of hot buttered toast with jam or lemon curd.
Am I a real poverty stricken person because I have it nearly every morning for breakfast.
Am I a real poverty stricken person because I have it nearly every morning for breakfast.
Matt speaking about Ruby to the express, but no goss on DKL/Jack. Why waste our time
www.express.co.uk
(This came up under a “bootstrap” google alert cos I wanted HMRC/CH tea
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Saturday Kitchen's Matt Tebbutt breaks silence on Ruby Tandoh spat
SATURDAY KITCHEN host Matt Tebbutt has broken his silence on being branded a "g**" by The Great British Bake Off's Ruby Tandoh, following his lockdown cooking show Daily Kitchen Live.
(This came up under a “bootstrap” google alert cos I wanted HMRC/CH tea
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I’m very much a believer in ‘dress for the body you have, not the one you want’ but I never judge folk on what they wear because, you do you innit. I refuse to believe anyone said anything to her *at all* and this was simply another episode of Jackanory
When your eggs are hard boiled and your grifting’s been foiled, that’s a molllllllllee
The diversity awards.... I’m in the final of that from last year, postponed due to our friend Covid.
It’s for the fund I set up to provide immediate counselling and financial support for lgbt teens in Sheffield in memory of my son who was gay and died by suicide aged 15.
The Noah Lomax fund for teen mental health.
It’s for the fund I set up to provide immediate counselling and financial support for lgbt teens in Sheffield in memory of my son who was gay and died by suicide aged 15.
The Noah Lomax fund for teen mental health.
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