Why is it not indecent, where’s the filthy hands, and why isn’t the syrup all over the floor? 5/10 must try harderThe saintly Mom not doing pancake photography the Monroe way
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Why is it not indecent, where’s the filthy hands, and why isn’t the syrup all over the floor? 5/10 must try harderThe saintly Mom not doing pancake photography the Monroe way
So who do we all vote for?Oh FFS, and here was me thinking Jack was keeping quiet about this because they were embarrassed at being put up for an award they had done little to achieve, Wrong!. Nominations were open till the 4th, but now have been mysteriously extended until Monday because of a 'website issue'. So now all Jacks followers can be encouraged to vote for them. Is it possible then that Jack was nominated last minute and is now 'in it to win it'?
There was a person from Falkirk I was considering but I now see you have to give your name and email to vote and I have developed a fear of being triangulated. I wish to remain a faceless ninny forever. Plus I see the National Diversity Awards won an award in the Awards Awards in 2018 and I have started seeing the whole idea of this as a farce.So who do we all vote for?
At first glance I thought this was Nigella doing a Jack and searching for misspellings of her own name to reply to before realising the two tweets had nothing to do with each other. Surely now Jack has retweeted her award nomination, Mom will get the word out about her dearest heart, the inspirational garden-painting chair-counting furniture-flinging pixie. Wait, just like Jack picking up the sound of electricity in the walls, I can hear... what is that? I think it's Nigella resting her chin on her hand, slowly shaking her head and softly saying 'like duck I will'.The saintly Mom not doing pancake photography the Monroe way
Mamapapa take the wheel
Just amusing myself visualising the ceremony as a massive game of hide and seek23 retweets already and people starting to comment they have voted for Jack. Jack should win an award for most gullible followers. If Jack wins their category I wonder if they will be taking credit for Free School Meals again. Which will be hilarious if Marcus Rashford wins in the celebrity of the year category.
Awardception.Plus I see the National Diversity Awards won an award in the Awards Awards
Joel from good Charlotte, on the off chance you have your email alerts on and can be summoned at will likeHattiecandyman...
I will buy you a Cotswold sideboard if you release a new version called "Lifestyles of the grifting blue ticks" and you can get a bonus sentient mirror if you throw in a Jack reference
You didn't use a cartoon filter to protect their identity and that will be your downfall. Hope nibbles and loppy have their court outfits sorted
Tbf it seems like a non award. I hate the way award ceremonies made today always seem like the contribution prize in schools, just given to every child because they tried. No skill, hard work involved.23 retweets already and people starting to comment they have voted for Jack. Jack should win an award for most gullible followers. If Jack wins their category I wonder if they will be taking credit for Free School Meals again. Which will be hilarious if Marcus Rashford wins in the celebrity of the year category.
There is a shortlist already, which I am finding confusing.Hopefully there will be a shortlist, and if anyone wants to vote they can, without being so triangulateable
I can't see Jack on the shortlist. Does that mean she's been excluded?There is a shortlist already, which I am finding confusing.
Shortlist - National Diversity Awards
The National Diversity Awards 2020 SHORTLIST Friday, September 17th 2021 | Liverpool's Anglican Cathedral 2020 Sponsors, Media Sponsors & Associatesnationaldiversityawards.co.uk
I'm confused she's not on it?There is a shortlist already, which I am finding confusing.
Shortlist - National Diversity Awards
The National Diversity Awards 2020 SHORTLIST Friday, September 17th 2021 | Liverpool's Anglican Cathedral 2020 Sponsors, Media Sponsors & Associatesnationaldiversityawards.co.uk
I think it means they closed voting, drew up their shortlist, and then for some inexplicable reason decided to extend the voting. On their twitter feed they say that they did it because of a website issue.I can't see Jack on the shortlist. Does that mean she's been excluded?
Is this a chaos? I mean, we're due a chaos. It's been such a long time I can't remember what they look like.I think it means they closed voting, drew up their shortlist, and then for some inexplicable reason decided to extend the voting. On their twitter feed they say that they did it because of a website issue.
So people are voting for a ceremony happening next year.I think we should present these guys The Jack Monroe Award for Absolute Chaos.
To make things even more confusing, they’ve now split themselves into two timelines. The 2020 awards were postponed for obvious reasons, the 2020 nominations have been closed, the 2021 nomination are open, they’re ... sorry, I give up, read this!
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