Maybe I’m a boring fraus but if I allegedly went through a period of being so poor I sold my lightbulbs and son’s favourite toy, I wouldn’t splash out on designer gear with my first lump sum of money. It’d go straight in a savings account in case I was faced with that situation again. The excuse about buying investment pieces is a load of tosh when it’s not been looked after (cue “poor people can’t have nice things” etc)
Jack Monroe #193 Mama, pass the UNICEF statistics and the Hansards!
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Guilty - got one when I was 18 but it’s easily covered up. After 20 years it’s looking a bit fuzzy. I’m trying to accept my scars and mistakes.
I bought a fake LV on canal street in NY. The straps were glued not sewn and it couldn’t hold any weight. It was a stupid purchase. Real leather bags that are made well are expensive for a reason.
I like my non-original woman stamp from when I was 18. Not because I think it's a beautiful piece of body art but because it is part of that period of my life and I will never be ashamed of it. It was a fun time and hurts no one.
I have four hearts on my hip that were done by my sister's friend's husband in their bedroom 
I was in my early 20s. It has blurred a bit but I look at it fondly. All of my tattoos remind me of certain times in my life. Every one after that I spent money on but I don't regret my blurry hearts one bit
I was in my early 20s. It has blurred a bit but I look at it fondly. All of my tattoos remind me of certain times in my life. Every one after that I spent money on but I don't regret my blurry hearts one bit
What is it short for ? I’m clearly not down with the kids/canal
Fanks I shall throw that word in with the teens and be cool ( not so cool ) mom (Mam - Welsh )
that ho over there. (i am nearly 46 btw)
I've got a fake one I bought about fifteen years ago in India, its leather and still going strong, looks really good too. If you know your bags you'd know straight away it's fake but I've had compliments from people who care about the labels. A nice leather holdall for about fifteen quid. That'll do
I have three. From the 90s. All tit. Fortunately they're mostly on parts of my body that I don't share publicly anymore, one of them I genuinely haven't seen for years
would say I don’t feel like most people using it would feel comfortable with using the word ho. Insta thot is that aesthetic you see every fast fashion brand on Insta pushing - long sleek hair, tanned skin, a certain body type, big lips / eyes / lashes, plenty of tight club wear, certain poses and outfits... pick the fast fashion brand of your choice but an example:
ETA: could possibly be used interchangeably with Insta baddie but I feel they’re more overtly sexual, an Insta thot can still pretend to be ur BFF to get you to use her discount code ?
ETA: could possibly be used interchangeably with Insta baddie but I feel they’re more overtly sexual, an Insta thot can still pretend to be ur BFF to get you to use her discount code ?
My mum bought me a Mulberry bag when I was much younger, possibly as a graduation gift or similar. This was obviously ages ago as I am a bitter peri menopausal Frau and it was before they were super trendy, or quite as expensive as they are now (although it was still pricey).
I hated it because it was boring and middle aged! And then the strap broke (even though it was genuine, or John Lewis had been scammed) and I didn‘t bother to get it fixed, because I hated it.
I only realised/remembered it was a Mulberry many years later when gawping over lovely handbags in a posh shop one day, but it was long gone by then.
There is a moral to this tale, somewhere.
I hated it because it was boring and middle aged! And then the strap broke (even though it was genuine, or John Lewis had been scammed) and I didn‘t bother to get it fixed, because I hated it.
I only realised/remembered it was a Mulberry many years later when gawping over lovely handbags in a posh shop one day, but it was long gone by then.
There is a moral to this tale, somewhere.
Grunking but can we be a veg-in aspic-free zone?
Nah, we all know how much Jack loves high end brands. If she says it’s real (and admits to buying it with cash rather than being gifted it / finding it in a puddle) then I’m sure it is.Have we just scooped Jack with yet another lie, ie. a fake Mulberry after all that bragging? Quick, someone get it on the Designer Goods thread, they'll know
I love that being flame retardant was supposed to be a sign of quality in a leather bag.
So you'll yeet it, to use another modern Internet word
I dunno, I find it weird that she hasn't made up a story about how she went into the Mulberry shop and the shop assistants looked her up and down and said WHITE TRASH DON'T HAVE MULBERRY BAGS or somesuch. She might have convinced herself that the bargain £800 Mulberry she saw on ebay was authentic.
Yonks ago I bought a Chanel bag that was ‘well loved’ from a reputable site for about 200 dollars but always wondered if it was a fake. Anyway, night out, fall down break the clasp boo boo. Was in London and took myself to Chanel and the doorman blocked the door and said you shall not pass and they put it in a box and said they would see what they could do and gave me a receipt. Thought possibly bye bye bag as Chanel destroys fakes. But a month later got to go back and they gave me my fixed bag and I asked how much and they looked at me funny and said they don’t charge for repairs. So I left Chanel with a massive paper bag with my little bag in and felt like Paris Hilton.
It is weird how there's a flurry of tweets on Sundays and a couple on Mondays, then complete silence the rest of the week. We can't be the only ones to notice this radical change in Jack's Twitter usage. Bizarre behaviour, utterly bizarre, for someone who purports to have a career helping poor people online. How are people supposed to ask what to do with frozen leftover chippy chips?
Surely her 300k+ followers, and 300+ patreon subscribers are wondering why the Twitter silence, only to return each weekend as if nothing is amiss. Bootstapcook is supposed to be her professional account. Have her working hours reduced to a few hours on a Sunday and an hour beforerehab being prodded and poked on a Monday?
Her content on the limited hours she is on Twitter is mostly unrelated to bootstrapcooking, (with the exception of the pavement vomit cassoulet). She has completely lost all credibility for any future work.
Surely her 300k+ followers, and 300+ patreon subscribers are wondering why the Twitter silence, only to return each weekend as if nothing is amiss. Bootstapcook is supposed to be her professional account. Have her working hours reduced to a few hours on a Sunday and an hour before
Her content on the limited hours she is on Twitter is mostly unrelated to bootstrapcooking, (with the exception of the pavement vomit cassoulet). She has completely lost all credibility for any future work.
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Logo plate removed? Biroed by smol boy? Clawing and howling marks? You decide.
Will anyone think of the political refugees who have to DM her during the night
At least in my day, tit tattoos tended to be quite hidden (she says, with the shame of a blurry early noughts tattoo on her back). Let's just say it's something very generic and about as fashionable as a Limp Bizkit t-shirt.
Nowadays, people are going out and getting their first tat on their necks, hands, and even faces. I recently worked with a 21 year old with some terrible face tattoos. Admittedly, those tattoos can look OK if you're already heavily tattooed and had that vibe, but they looked dreadful on her and I think that's when I finally realised I was old.
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